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Saturday, May 07, 2005

Live 3am Criticism of the Kentucky Derby

3am Criticism of the 131st running of the Kentucky Derby
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TioJaime858 (1:51:37 PM): hello dere!
TioJaime858 (1:51:48 PM): a little over an hour until the Derby
TioJaime858 (2:58:51 PM): riders mounting up
TioJaime858 (2:59:17 PM): afleet alex #12
TioJaime858 (2:59:34 PM): flower alley has blinkers
TioJaime858 (2:59:53 PM): call to the post!
TioJaime858 (3:01:02 PM): ooh hot southern chicks in hats
TioJaime858 (3:01:10 PM): one chugging a beer on national TV
TioJaime858 (3:01:21 PM): stupid NBD
TioJaime858 (3:01:24 PM): NBC
TioJaime858 (3:01:33 PM): yeah thanks for the lyrics at the bottom of the screen
TioJaime858 (3:02:42 PM): 1 sort it out 60-1
TioJaime858 (3:02:50 PM): 2 andromeda's hero 55-1
TioJaime858 (3:03:05 PM): 3 sun king 16-1
TioJaime858 (3:03:20 PM): 4 noble causeway 12-1
TioJaime858 (3:03:36 PM): 5 coin silver 37-1
TioJaime858 (3:03:51 PM): 6 high limit 23-1
TioJaime858 (3:04:07 PM): 7 flower alley 41-1
TioJaime858 (3:04:28 PM): 8 greater good 57-1
TioJaime858 (3:04:38 PM): 9 greeley's galaxy 20-1
TioJaime858 (3:04:57 PM): 10 giacomo 48-1
TioJaime858 (3:05:11 PM): 11 high fly 8-1
TioJaime858 (3:05:25 PM): 12 afleet alex 4-1
TioJaime858 (3:05:40 PM): 13 spanish chestnut 69-1
TioJaime858 (3:05:58 PM): 14 WILKO!!! 21-1
TioJaime858 (3:06:05 PM): do the dew baby!!!
TioJaime858 (3:06:15 PM): 15 bandini 6-1
TioJaime858 (3:06:23 PM): 16 bellamy road 5-2
TioJaime858 (3:06:25 PM): the favorite
TioJaime858 (3:06:38 PM): 17 don't get mad 29-1
TioJaime858 (3:06:49 PM): baze? that jockey?
TioJaime858 (3:06:54 PM): 18 closing argument 70-1
TioJaime858 (3:07:05 PM): 19 going wild 57-1
TioJaime858 (3:07:28 PM): 20 buzards bay 45-1
TioJaime858 (3:07:53 PM): oh and just enough time for a commercial
TioJaime858 (3:08:48 PM): yay for ambitious black women
TioJaime858 (3:10:03 PM): 2 mins to post according to bodog
TioJaime858 (3:10:14 PM): and yay stupid visa/yankees ad
TioJaime858 (3:10:22 PM): is that supposed to be cute? because it's not
TioJaime858 (3:11:44 PM): WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE YANKEES?
TioJaime858 (3:11:57 PM): FUCK YOU BOB COSTAS
TioJaime858 (3:14:00 PM): wilko!
TioJaime858 (3:14:18 PM): bandini a little reluctantgetting in the gate
TioJaime858 (3:15:06 PM): here we go
TioJaime858 (3:15:11 PM): horizontal break
TioJaime858 (3:15:12 PM): \

TioJaime858 (3:15:17 PM): AND THEY'RE OFF
TioJaime858 (3:15:33 PM): spanish chestnut in front
TioJaime858 (3:15:35 PM): going wild on outside
TioJaime858 (3:15:39 PM): bellamy in 3rd
TioJaime858 (3:15:51 PM): 1/4 :22 1/5
TioJaime858 (3:16:02 PM): spanish chestnut going wild flower alley
TioJaime858 (3:16:07 PM): dammit wilko in 15th
TioJaime858 (3:16:17 PM): 12 45 1//5TioJaime858 (3:16:24 PM): spanish chestnut going wild flower alley
TioJaime858 (3:16:27 PM): at the 1/2 pole
TioJaime858 (3:16:41 PM): afleet alex in 6th on the inside
TioJaime858 (3:16:49 PM): chestnut flower bellamy on the inside
TioJaime858 (3:17:05 PM): closing argument on the outside
TioJaime858 (3:17:12 PM): afleet alex in the lead
TioJaime858 (3:17:25 PM): shit
TioJaime858 (3:17:27 PM): i missed it
TioJaime858 (3:17:36 PM): giacomo!
TioJaime858 (3:17:46 PM): shit
TioJaime858 (3:18:57 PM):

TioJaime858 (3:20:28 PM): 10 18 12
TioJaime858 (3:20:36 PM): giacomo closing argument afleet alex
TioJaime858 (3:21:22 PM): and now they're showing some old chick crying