This looked interesting. And really, I needed something to do in place of the TAR 3amC i'd normally be doing right now on a tuesday night.
Enjoy and think of yesteryear when Jenny McCarthy was a total and complete biscuit,
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
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TioJaime858 (8:52:47 PM): OK
TioJaime858 (8:52:49 PM): hello dere
TioJaime858 (8:53:09 PM): so i'm making D&M sounds right now
TioJaime858 (8:53:21 PM): waiting for the premiere of The Bad Girl's Guide
TioJaime858 (8:53:26 PM): because it has Jenny McCarthy
TioJaime858 (8:53:35 PM): we'll see if it's gonna be a crapfest
TioJaime858 (8:53:39 PM): we have about a half-hour?
TioJaime858 (8:53:51 PM): and no, we're not gonna watch the pukefest that is Rob and Amber get married
TioJaime858 (8:54:06 PM): seriously, why do you Little Brains have such a hard-on for them?
TioJaime858 (8:54:32 PM): are your lives so pathetic that you need to idolize that retard?
TioJaime858 (8:54:41 PM): please, do some soul searching
TioJaime858 (8:54:49 PM): and explain that to me
TioJaime858 (8:56:37 PM): dumb-effs, all of you
TioJaime858 (8:56:45 PM): i've always been a jenny mccarthy fan
TioJaime858 (8:56:49 PM): despite not liking blondes
TioJaime858 (8:59:42 PM): good D&M rant
TioJaime858 (8:59:50 PM): and stupid KYCY going to their retard format
TioJaime858 (8:59:55 PM): ooh podcasting
TioJaime858 (9:00:06 PM): i can feel the entire bay area not giving a fuck
TioJaime858 (9:00:13 PM): pretty cool, huh?
TioJaime858 (9:24:25 PM): OK coming up on The Bad Girls Guide
TioJaime858 (9:24:40 PM): nevermind that the book's title is The Bad Girl's Guide
TioJaime858 (9:24:46 PM): nice job, america
TioJaime858 (9:29:48 PM): OK
TioJaime858 (9:29:57 PM): and with the end of some stupid britney spears show
TioJaime858 (9:30:05 PM): here's a new show on the wonderful UPN
TioJaime858 (9:30:16 PM): shitty women drivers
TioJaime858 (9:30:46 PM): late for the lesbian day parade
TioJaime858 (9:30:56 PM): ooh chick playing w/her toes
TioJaime858 (9:31:05 PM): did she call them "bitches"?
TioJaime858 (9:31:10 PM): wow
TioJaime858 (9:31:25 PM): jenny mccarthy isn't as cute as she was in Singled Out
TioJaime858 (9:31:33 PM): back in lovely 1996
TioJaime858 (9:31:46 PM): paris hilton pop-culture reference
TioJaime858 (9:32:12 PM): "because we're horny!"
TioJaime858 (9:32:17 PM): The Bad Girl's Guide
TioJaime858 (9:32:24 PM): oh there was an apostrophe
TioJaime858 (9:32:30 PM): yahoo didn't have one
TioJaime858 (9:32:32 PM): stupid yahoo
TioJaime858 (9:32:43 PM): and wow i was listening to Chariots of Fire earlier tonight
TioJaime858 (9:33:52 PM): wow a skateboarding movie
TioJaime858 (9:34:20 PM): and so timely what with the new year 1985 checking in
TioJaime858 (9:34:22 PM): oh wait
TioJaime858 (9:34:51 PM): Veronica mars is kinda cute
TioJaime858 (9:35:04 PM): if not for the dopey jennifer garner look
TioJaime858 (9:35:05 PM): ooh hi
TioJaime858 (9:35:15 PM): OK back to the potentially craptacular show
TioJaime858 (9:35:58 PM): wow dippy chicks and gay male receptionist
TioJaime858 (9:36:14 PM): but he's engaged to a chick
TioJaime858 (9:36:27 PM): ooh hot crazy boss with nice legs
TioJaime858 (9:38:01 PM): i should read the book so i can see how quickly they'll blow their load
TioJaime858 (9:38:45 PM): dream sequence
TioJaime858 (9:38:54 PM): was this dude in gilmore girls?
TioJaime858 (9:39:28 PM): kinda lame-tastic
TioJaime858 (9:39:33 PM): but i like the mulatta chick
TioJaime858 (9:41:03 PM): Oops I Did It Again Todd
TioJaime858 (9:41:11 PM): affirmation
TioJaime858 (9:41:22 PM): perhaps i should get a copy of this book
TioJaime858 (9:41:54 PM): and a sassy black chick
TioJaime858 (9:43:00 PM): irene penalization
TioJaime858 (9:43:20 PM): silky underwear!
TioJaime858 (9:43:38 PM): odd feeling of deja vu right now
TioJaime858 (9:44:40 PM): OK and now they're smoking the marijuana
TioJaime858 (9:44:56 PM): wow i wonder what i'm doing next tuesday at 930
TioJaime858 (9:45:13 PM): i have a good idea of what i'm not doing
TioJaime858 (9:47:16 PM): oh yay will & grace
TioJaime858 (9:48:56 PM): another dream sequence
TioJaime858 (9:49:10 PM): ooh toe sucking
TioJaime858 (9:50:00 PM): third dream sequence
TioJaime858 (9:50:18 PM): and she has an idea
TioJaime858 (9:51:13 PM): did they stay up all night? thought it was due @ the COB
TioJaime858 (9:51:49 PM): yay for promising the Universe
TioJaime858 (9:52:54 PM): OK that wasn't so entertaining
TioJaime858 (9:53:28 PM): and what's the whole glamorization of this advertising shit?
TioJaime858 (9:54:05 PM): oh and i wonder what she's hiding in her room
TioJaime858 (9:55:00 PM): ooh, they're getting thoughtful right now
TioJaime858 (9:55:38 PM): The real deal is worth waiting for.
TioJaime858 (9:57:00 PM): yay for diversity
TioJaime858 (9:59:32 PM): WTF? again, yay for diversity on the UPN
TioJaime858 (9:59:41 PM): next week?
TioJaime858 (9:59:52 PM): nothing about next week
TioJaime858 (10:00:03 PM): perhaps i'll do this drunk next week.
TioJaime858 (10:00:06 PM): goodnight kids.
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