Gentlemen, start your horses!

On the Program today at Jimmy Gate Downs...

First Post, 1:00pm

Track Name, Race Number, Amount, Wager, Horses Horse Names	RESULTS
Golden Gate Fields, Race 1, $1 ex 6/4 WELLINGTON'S ARCH with WYNN'S FINAL OFFER	OK and the fun begins. Eff you.
Golden Gate Fields, Race 4, $1 ex 11/9 LAS VEGAS DANCER with WERKING NICKI	WERKING NICKI scratched
Golden Gate Fields, Race 5, $1 ex 8/1 DEVONS SMOKIN with COOL VALLEY BREW	BITE ME
Hollywood Park, Race 2, $1 pk3 4/7/1 LEGAL PRECEDENT with SMITTEN'S KITTEN with GOOD COP BAD COP	SMITTEN'S KITTEN scratched, LEGAL PRECEDENT running at less than even money, new Pick 3 below OK my scratched horse will be replaced with the at-post favorite. Which means I'll have another dollar on MISS LOLA LA DARE. RIVER'S PRAYER LEGAL PRECEDENT... RIVER'S PRAYER... c'mon tittie! EFF YOU GOOD COP BAD COP
Hollywood Park, Race 5, $1 pk4 10/3/7/7 SCARLETT MEMORIES with DATE WITH LINDA with FOURTY NINERS SON with T'S CAFE GIRLS	who the EFF is HEATHERINTHEMIST?
Hollywood Park, Race 2, $1 pk3 4/4/1 LEGAL PRECEDENT with MISS LOLA LA DARE with GOOD COP BAD COP	LEGAL PRECEDENT... EFF YOU RIVER'S PRAYER

Although I think that the races which my redneck Red American coworkers like better are the NASCAR ones. Who among us doesn't love NASCAR? I'm thinking of jumping on the NASCAR bandwagon, any suggestions? So far, alls I can tells you is that Jeff Gordon is a gay.

And crap, watch the SHoP get lots of hits now from closeted rednecks.

all my love,
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith