Good episode. Season Finale next week. Grey's Anatomy to follow later tonight. Must read TV.
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
3am criticism of TAR7 episode 7 (5 days late, sorry...) You are now in chat room “tar7ep10.”
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TioJaime858 (5:38:10 PM): hello dere
TioJaime858 (5:38:20 PM): sorry i was kinda late w/this TAR
TioJaime858 (5:38:22 PM): but here we go
TioJaime858 (5:38:40 PM): --4000 miles to istanbul, turkey
TioJaime858 (5:38:50 PM): (gilmore girl's kinda overran TAR)
TioJaime858 (5:39:06 PM): and yeah let's play kelly's ignoramus statements for the 3rd week in a row
TioJaime858 (5:39:20 PM): "oh my God, Meredith!"
TioJaime858 (5:39:27 PM): la la non-elimination
TioJaime858 (5:39:33 PM): duh
TioJaime858 (5:39:58 PM): oh yesh
TioJaime858 (5:40:06 PM): 4 teams remain, who will be philiminated next
TioJaime858 (5:40:11 PM): A! MAZE! ING! AMAZING
TioJaime858 (5:40:16 PM): A! MAZE! ING! AMAZING
TioJaime858 (5:40:20 PM): A! MAZE! ING! AMAZING
TioJaime858 (5:40:25 PM): A! MAZING RACE!
TioJaime858 (5:40:30 PM): A! MAZING RACE!
TioJaime858 (5:40:33 PM): A! MAZING RACE!
TioJaime858 (5:40:38 PM): A! MAZE! ING! AMAZING
TioJaime858 (5:40:43 PM): A! MAZE! ING! AMAZING!
TioJaime858 (5:41:04 PM): oh yay, i get to go through the commercials
TioJaime858 (5:41:26 PM): no, it's not the same as TiVo
TioJaime858 (5:41:30 PM): eat me
TioJaime858 (5:41:58 PM): istanbul, turkey only city built on 2 continents
TioJaime858 (5:42:05 PM): 2nd of 3 non-philimination
TioJaime858 (5:42:09 PM): ha ha
TioJaime858 (5:42:24 PM): i'd like to get all sorts of naked w/the Young Turk
TioJaime858 (5:42:30 PM): (URL to follow)
TioJaime858 (5:42:44 PM): blancks first to depart
TioJaime858 (5:42:46 PM): i missed the time
TioJaime858 (5:42:51 PM): proceed to sirkeci train station
TioJaime858 (5:43:03 PM): whirling dervishes
TioJaime858 (5:43:22 PM): uChenna!
TioJaime858 (5:43:36 PM): uChenna and baldy
TioJaime858 (5:44:22 PM): and why did they make these turks get up in the middle of the night to do some whilring dervish dealie?
TioJaime858 (5:44:26 PM): they have to go to Abbey Road
TioJaime858 (5:44:32 PM): meredith and gretchen
TioJaime858 (5:44:34 PM): 2nd to depart
TioJaime858 (5:44:40 PM): less talky, more racey
TioJaime858 (5:44:42 PM): not racy
TioJaime858 (5:44:46 PM): they're old
TioJaime858 (5:44:57 PM): "hoped to get through the first couple of legs w/o embarassing ourselves"
TioJaime858 (5:45:10 PM): ooh hot turkish momma
TioJaime858 (5:45:30 PM): it'd be funnier if they were the same height
TioJaime858 (5:45:38 PM): Tema Shooting Blancks
TioJaime858 (5:45:45 PM): "alright, let's go eat!"
TioJaime858 (5:45:47 PM): i like that guy
TioJaime858 (5:46:09 PM): heh
TioJaime858 (5:46:11 PM): they're old
TioJaime858 (5:46:14 PM): and it's funny
TioJaime858 (5:46:19 PM): Rob-tard 3rd to depart
TioJaime858 (5:46:39 PM): oh, "rob and [you] know it's getting close to the end?"
TioJaime858 (5:46:42 PM): wow you're a goddam genius
TioJaime858 (5:46:54 PM): ron/kelly 4th to depart
TioJaime858 (5:47:06 PM): and they have no money
TioJaime858 (5:47:25 PM): and oh too bad your ugly pageant queen doesn't get to have any makeup
TioJaime858 (5:48:34 PM): wow you're a goddam tard
TioJaime858 (5:49:00 PM): whoa
TioJaime858 (5:49:06 PM): hour and a half advantage
TioJaime858 (5:49:15 PM): oh but the frankfurt flight is full
TioJaime858 (5:49:34 PM): oh yeah
TioJaime858 (5:49:41 PM): hot turkish momma
TioJaime858 (5:50:06 PM): OK so rob-tard is going to frankfurt in the hopes of making it onto the standby
TioJaime858 (5:50:18 PM): oh i think they're plotting their mental magic again
TioJaime858 (5:50:32 PM): that was nice of that dude
TioJaime858 (5:50:50 PM): i guess that ron/kelly are the best chance for beating the rob-tard
TioJaime858 (5:50:56 PM): and somehow i magically forgot the spoiler
TioJaime858 (5:52:05 PM): flight 1 to frankfurt
TioJaime858 (5:52:36 PM): c'mon BABY
TioJaime858 (5:52:38 PM): fuck you ron
TioJaime858 (5:52:46 PM): they're racing to the standby counter
TioJaime858 (5:53:06 PM): ha ha too bad eff you gnome
TioJaime858 (5:53:26 PM): c'mon BABY fuck you rob-tard
TioJaime858 (5:53:37 PM): rob-tard made the flight
TioJaime858 (5:53:38 PM): eff you
TioJaime858 (5:53:47 PM): you fucking fucktard
TioJaime858 (5:53:52 PM): and ron-kelly are on the rlight
TioJaime858 (5:53:54 PM): ha ha fuck you rob
TioJaime858 (5:53:58 PM): FUCK YOU ROB
TioJaime858 (5:54:07 PM): GO SUCK A COCK ON THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE
TioJaime858 (5:54:26 PM): London, England
TioJaime858 (5:55:00 PM): paddington station
TioJaime858 (5:55:03 PM): wow Rob is a cockmaster
TioJaime858 (5:55:18 PM): oh you met stewart
TioJaime858 (5:55:29 PM): ooh yeah hot american chick
TioJaime858 (5:55:40 PM): Padington Station
TioJaime858 (5:56:00 PM): c'mon BABY they're right behind us
TioJaime858 (5:56:05 PM): hey go fuck yourself rob
TioJaime858 (5:56:13 PM): just a sugestion
TioJaime858 (5:56:27 PM): "this guy's pumped to be with us
TioJaime858 (5:56:37 PM): Rob-tard currently in first place
TioJaime858 (5:56:42 PM): make way to London Eye
TioJaime858 (5:56:51 PM): ooh that's from the Tube and Berger video
TioJaime858 (5:57:03 PM): Wow cool
TioJaime858 (5:57:18 PM): ooh yeah the Tube
TioJaime858 (5:57:30 PM): yay for engrish
TioJaime858 (5:57:35 PM): Straight Ahead
TioJaime858 (5:57:39 PM): One direction
TioJaime858 (5:58:28 PM): and now she wants an apology
TioJaime858 (5:58:39 PM): and they're looking for the flag
TioJaime858 (5:58:58 PM): oh Rob is an eagle-eyed bastard as well
TioJaime858 (5:59:16 PM): that was a cool task
TioJaime858 (5:59:26 PM): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons
TioJaime858 (5:59:30 PM): Brains or Brawn
TioJaime858 (5:59:38 PM): well no shit brains or brawn
TioJaime858 (5:59:41 PM): what a crock
TioJaime858 (5:59:55 PM): and there's a fake sherlock holmes
TioJaime858 (5:59:56 PM): great
TioJaime858 (6:00:02 PM): oh what must foreigners think of us?
TioJaime858 (6:00:08 PM): wonder if my laundry is done
TioJaime858 (6:00:16 PM): oh they're doing the Brains
TioJaime858 (6:00:20 PM): GOOD LUCK W/THAT THERE
TioJaime858 (6:00:41 PM): ok that's a cool task too
TioJaime858 (6:00:58 PM): "you're in the competition as well"
TioJaime858 (6:01:02 PM): two hours ago
TioJaime858 (6:01:02 PM): heh
TioJaime858 (6:01:05 PM): g/l w/that there
TioJaime858 (6:01:17 PM): commercial
TioJaime858 (6:01:19 PM): gonna check laundry
TioJaime858 (6:01:20 PM): brb
TioJaime858 (6:08:32 PM): and we're back
TioJaime858 (6:08:59 PM): perhaps this is another non-elimination
TioJaime858 (6:09:27 PM): and now Rob is looking for 3 naked men
TioJaime858 (6:09:53 PM): and ron-kelly are going for the brains
TioJaime858 (6:10:39 PM): two late teams going to the london eye
TioJaime858 (6:11:03 PM): ron-kelly at the naked men
TioJaime858 (6:11:10 PM): goign to sherlock holmes
TioJaime858 (6:11:15 PM): wow, she's a tool too
TioJaime858 (6:11:23 PM): great
TioJaime858 (6:11:38 PM): teams must not make their way to the millenium dome
TioJaime858 (6:11:41 PM): to the parking lot
TioJaime858 (6:11:47 PM): caution: Yield Ahead
TioJaime858 (6:12:17 PM): yeah make the old people look for something small and detailed
TioJaime858 (6:12:25 PM): yay good bye asshole
TioJaime858 (6:12:29 PM): thanks for helping THE DEVIL
TioJaime858 (6:13:04 PM): shooting blancks choosing brawn
TioJaime858 (6:13:08 PM): and so are the old people
TioJaime858 (6:13:15 PM): OK goodbye gretchen and meredith
TioJaime858 (6:13:28 PM): 3rd and last Yield
TioJaime858 (6:13:50 PM): nice graphic of the same dude pulling each of the 4 tickets off
TioJaime858 (6:14:15 PM): yeah no shit they're yielding ron-kelly
TioJaime858 (6:14:28 PM): WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CONSIDER YIELDING THE BLANCKS?
TioJaime858 (6:14:39 PM): Roadblock is a task that only one person can perform
TioJaime858 (6:15:14 PM): ha ha you asshole you hit the cone
TioJaime858 (6:15:17 PM): "watch where you're going"
TioJaime858 (6:15:27 PM): yeah you stupid C.U.N.T., like you'd do any better?
TioJaime858 (6:15:36 PM): battersea park
TioJaime858 (6:15:40 PM): they have to haul boats
TioJaime858 (6:15:52 PM): gotta stack 5 boats
TioJaime858 (6:15:55 PM): g/l w/tt
TioJaime858 (6:16:13 PM): oh is this where uChenna helps the old people?
TioJaime858 (6:16:37 PM): dude uChenna is a monster
TioJaime858 (6:16:39 PM): i hope he wins
TioJaime858 (6:16:49 PM): you dumb cunt
TioJaime858 (6:17:07 PM): wow fourth time's a cunt
TioJaime858 (6:17:11 PM): Potter's Field Park
TioJaime858 (6:17:45 PM): how did ron-tard take so long to get there?
TioJaime858 (6:18:13 PM): yeah nice job w/the not doing the brains one there
TioJaime858 (6:18:20 PM): WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CHOOSE THAT FI YOU'RE OLD?
TioJaime858 (6:18:49 PM): uChenna/Joyce 5 boats completed
TioJaime858 (6:19:20 PM): better to take the train
TioJaime858 (6:19:37 PM): OK nice job old team
TioJaime858 (6:20:13 PM): oh is this the one where joyce gets pissed?
TioJaime858 (6:20:22 PM): commercial
TioJaime858 (6:20:26 PM): fuck you travelocity gnome
TioJaime858 (6:20:36 PM): haha i have my own fast forward
TioJaime858 (6:21:11 PM): oops
TioJaime858 (6:21:15 PM): had to take the underground
TioJaime858 (6:21:22 PM): LOL
TioJaime858 (6:21:31 PM): OK that was goddam funny
TioJaime858 (6:21:51 PM): g/l w/tt
TioJaime858 (6:21:54 PM): oh fuck you
TioJaime858 (6:22:04 PM): and what's with the creepy englishman
TioJaime858 (6:22:07 PM): rob-tard
TioJaime858 (6:22:08 PM): team #1
TioJaime858 (6:22:12 PM): FUCK YOU
TioJaime858 (6:22:23 PM): oh and *they* get a home entertainment system?!?
TioJaime858 (6:22:25 PM): what the shit
TioJaime858 (6:22:32 PM): yeah no shit you're fucking lucky
TioJaime858 (6:22:44 PM): i don't think you have the option to yield
TioJaime858 (6:22:51 PM): you crazy shooting blancks
TioJaime858 (6:22:55 PM): yeah let the women drive
TioJaime858 (6:23:18 PM): OK old team caught up
TioJaime858 (6:23:23 PM): yes, let the old man drive
TioJaime858 (6:23:27 PM): yep
TioJaime858 (6:23:59 PM): LOL
TioJaime858 (6:24:04 PM): I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE SAYING
TioJaime858 (6:24:07 PM): YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS
TioJaime858 (6:24:11 PM): kelly 7th attempt
TioJaime858 (6:24:44 PM): yeah nice job w/that a task is only one person may perform
TioJaime858 (6:25:12 PM): they should've included all the attempts, but sped them up to wacky benny hill speed
TioJaime858 (6:25:19 PM): what w/them being in England and all
TioJaime858 (6:26:05 PM): meredith 6th attempt
TioJaime858 (6:26:24 PM): wow she got it
TioJaime858 (6:26:54 PM): nice job meredith-dude
TioJaime858 (6:27:28 PM): wow so rob-tard has like a 6 hour lead?
TioJaime858 (6:28:11 PM): yeah duh
TioJaime858 (6:28:15 PM): uChenna joyce team #3
TioJaime858 (6:28:20 PM): oh did i mention ron-kelly tema #2
TioJaime858 (6:28:21 PM): team #2
TioJaime858 (6:28:30 PM): Meredith/Gretchen last team to arrive
TioJaime858 (6:28:41 PM): I'm sorry to tell you you've both been philiminated from the Race
TioJaime858 (6:28:43 PM): shit
TioJaime858 (6:28:59 PM): nice job, Old Team
TioJaime858 (6:29:25 PM): oh yes
TioJaime858 (6:29:37 PM): FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU AMBER YOU SIDE-MOUTH TALKING RETARD
TioJaime858 (6:29:48 PM): FUCK YOU YOU BOSTONIAN FUCK
TioJaime858 (6:30:15 PM): stay chuned for scenes from our next episode
TioJaime858 (6:30:49 PM): heh funny commercial w/Verizon
TioJaime858 (6:31:12 PM): looks like this tuesday is the season finale
TioJaime858 (6:31:19 PM): with the final non-elimination
TioJaime858 (6:32:17 PM): Next week on the two-hour season finale of TAR
TioJaime858 (6:32:43 PM): heh rob-tard gets stopped by the cops
TioJaime858 (6:32:55 PM): ooh
TioJaime858 (6:32:58 PM): OK amber looked hot there
TioJaime858 (6:33:13 PM): OK will see you in a couple of days...
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