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Sunday, May 08, 2005

Tape-Delayed 3amC of The Amazing Race 7, episode 10

Good episode. Season Finale next week. Grey's Anatomy to follow later tonight. Must read TV.

Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith

3am criticism of TAR7 episode 7 (5 days late, sorry...)
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TioJaime858 (5:38:10 PM): hello dere
TioJaime858 (5:38:20 PM): sorry i was kinda late w/this TAR
TioJaime858 (5:38:22 PM): but here we go
TioJaime858 (5:38:40 PM): --4000 miles to istanbul, turkey
TioJaime858 (5:38:50 PM): (gilmore girl's kinda overran TAR)
TioJaime858 (5:39:06 PM): and yeah let's play kelly's ignoramus statements for the 3rd week in a row
TioJaime858 (5:39:20 PM): "oh my God, Meredith!"
TioJaime858 (5:39:27 PM): la la non-elimination
TioJaime858 (5:39:33 PM): duh
TioJaime858 (5:39:58 PM): oh yesh
TioJaime858 (5:40:06 PM): 4 teams remain, who will be philiminated next
TioJaime858 (5:40:11 PM): A! MAZE! ING! AMAZING
TioJaime858 (5:40:16 PM): A! MAZE! ING! AMAZING
TioJaime858 (5:40:20 PM): A! MAZE! ING! AMAZING
TioJaime858 (5:40:25 PM): A! MAZING RACE!
TioJaime858 (5:40:30 PM): A! MAZING RACE!
TioJaime858 (5:40:33 PM): A! MAZING RACE!
TioJaime858 (5:40:38 PM): A! MAZE! ING! AMAZING
TioJaime858 (5:40:43 PM): A! MAZE! ING! AMAZING!
TioJaime858 (5:41:04 PM): oh yay, i get to go through the commercials
TioJaime858 (5:41:26 PM): no, it's not the same as TiVo
TioJaime858 (5:41:30 PM): eat me
TioJaime858 (5:41:58 PM): istanbul, turkey only city built on 2 continents
TioJaime858 (5:42:05 PM): 2nd of 3 non-philimination
TioJaime858 (5:42:09 PM): ha ha
TioJaime858 (5:42:24 PM): i'd like to get all sorts of naked w/the Young Turk
TioJaime858 (5:42:30 PM): (URL to follow)
TioJaime858 (5:42:44 PM): blancks first to depart
TioJaime858 (5:42:46 PM): i missed the time
TioJaime858 (5:42:51 PM): proceed to sirkeci train station
TioJaime858 (5:43:03 PM): whirling dervishes
TioJaime858 (5:43:22 PM): uChenna!
TioJaime858 (5:43:36 PM): uChenna and baldy
TioJaime858 (5:44:22 PM): and why did they make these turks get up in the middle of the night to do some whilring dervish dealie?
TioJaime858 (5:44:26 PM): they have to go to Abbey Road
TioJaime858 (5:44:32 PM): meredith and gretchen
TioJaime858 (5:44:34 PM): 2nd to depart
TioJaime858 (5:44:40 PM): less talky, more racey
TioJaime858 (5:44:42 PM): not racy
TioJaime858 (5:44:46 PM): they're old
TioJaime858 (5:44:57 PM): "hoped to get through the first couple of legs w/o embarassing ourselves"
TioJaime858 (5:45:10 PM): ooh hot turkish momma
TioJaime858 (5:45:30 PM): it'd be funnier if they were the same height
TioJaime858 (5:45:38 PM): Tema Shooting Blancks
TioJaime858 (5:45:45 PM): "alright, let's go eat!"
TioJaime858 (5:45:47 PM): i like that guy
TioJaime858 (5:46:09 PM): heh
TioJaime858 (5:46:11 PM): they're old
TioJaime858 (5:46:14 PM): and it's funny
TioJaime858 (5:46:19 PM): Rob-tard 3rd to depart
TioJaime858 (5:46:39 PM): oh, "rob and [you] know it's getting close to the end?"
TioJaime858 (5:46:42 PM): wow you're a goddam genius
TioJaime858 (5:46:54 PM): ron/kelly 4th to depart
TioJaime858 (5:47:06 PM): and they have no money
TioJaime858 (5:47:25 PM): and oh too bad your ugly pageant queen doesn't get to have any makeup
TioJaime858 (5:48:34 PM): wow you're a goddam tard
TioJaime858 (5:49:00 PM): whoa
TioJaime858 (5:49:06 PM): hour and a half advantage
TioJaime858 (5:49:15 PM): oh but the frankfurt flight is full
TioJaime858 (5:49:34 PM): oh yeah
TioJaime858 (5:49:41 PM): hot turkish momma
TioJaime858 (5:50:06 PM): OK so rob-tard is going to frankfurt in the hopes of making it onto the standby
TioJaime858 (5:50:18 PM): oh i think they're plotting their mental magic again
TioJaime858 (5:50:32 PM): that was nice of that dude
TioJaime858 (5:50:50 PM): i guess that ron/kelly are the best chance for beating the rob-tard
TioJaime858 (5:50:56 PM): and somehow i magically forgot the spoiler
TioJaime858 (5:52:05 PM): flight 1 to frankfurt
TioJaime858 (5:52:36 PM): c'mon BABY
TioJaime858 (5:52:38 PM): fuck you ron
TioJaime858 (5:52:46 PM): they're racing to the standby counter
TioJaime858 (5:53:06 PM): ha ha too bad eff you gnome
TioJaime858 (5:53:26 PM): c'mon BABY fuck you rob-tard
TioJaime858 (5:53:37 PM): rob-tard made the flight
TioJaime858 (5:53:38 PM): eff you
TioJaime858 (5:53:47 PM): you fucking fucktard
TioJaime858 (5:53:52 PM): and ron-kelly are on the rlight
TioJaime858 (5:53:54 PM): ha ha fuck you rob
TioJaime858 (5:53:58 PM): FUCK YOU ROB
TioJaime858 (5:54:07 PM): GO SUCK A COCK ON THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE
TioJaime858 (5:54:26 PM): London, England
TioJaime858 (5:55:00 PM): paddington station
TioJaime858 (5:55:03 PM): wow Rob is a cockmaster
TioJaime858 (5:55:18 PM): oh you met stewart
TioJaime858 (5:55:29 PM): ooh yeah hot american chick
TioJaime858 (5:55:40 PM): Padington Station
TioJaime858 (5:56:00 PM): c'mon BABY they're right behind us
TioJaime858 (5:56:05 PM): hey go fuck yourself rob
TioJaime858 (5:56:13 PM): just a sugestion
TioJaime858 (5:56:27 PM): "this guy's pumped to be with us
TioJaime858 (5:56:37 PM): Rob-tard currently in first place
TioJaime858 (5:56:42 PM): make way to London Eye
TioJaime858 (5:56:51 PM): ooh that's from the Tube and Berger video
TioJaime858 (5:57:03 PM): Wow cool
TioJaime858 (5:57:18 PM): ooh yeah the Tube
TioJaime858 (5:57:30 PM): yay for engrish
TioJaime858 (5:57:35 PM): Straight Ahead
TioJaime858 (5:57:39 PM): One direction
TioJaime858 (5:58:28 PM): and now she wants an apology
TioJaime858 (5:58:39 PM): and they're looking for the flag
TioJaime858 (5:58:58 PM): oh Rob is an eagle-eyed bastard as well
TioJaime858 (5:59:16 PM): that was a cool task
TioJaime858 (5:59:26 PM): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons
TioJaime858 (5:59:30 PM): Brains or Brawn
TioJaime858 (5:59:38 PM): well no shit brains or brawn
TioJaime858 (5:59:41 PM): what a crock
TioJaime858 (5:59:55 PM): and there's a fake sherlock holmes
TioJaime858 (5:59:56 PM): great
TioJaime858 (6:00:02 PM): oh what must foreigners think of us?
TioJaime858 (6:00:08 PM): wonder if my laundry is done
TioJaime858 (6:00:16 PM): oh they're doing the Brains
TioJaime858 (6:00:20 PM): GOOD LUCK W/THAT THERE
TioJaime858 (6:00:41 PM): ok that's a cool task too
TioJaime858 (6:00:58 PM): "you're in the competition as well"
TioJaime858 (6:01:02 PM): two hours ago
TioJaime858 (6:01:02 PM): heh
TioJaime858 (6:01:05 PM): g/l w/that there
TioJaime858 (6:01:17 PM): commercial
TioJaime858 (6:01:19 PM): gonna check laundry
TioJaime858 (6:01:20 PM): brb
TioJaime858 (6:08:32 PM): and we're back
TioJaime858 (6:08:59 PM): perhaps this is another non-elimination
TioJaime858 (6:09:27 PM): and now Rob is looking for 3 naked men
TioJaime858 (6:09:53 PM): and ron-kelly are going for the brains
TioJaime858 (6:10:39 PM): two late teams going to the london eye
TioJaime858 (6:11:03 PM): ron-kelly at the naked men
TioJaime858 (6:11:10 PM): goign to sherlock holmes
TioJaime858 (6:11:15 PM): wow, she's a tool too
TioJaime858 (6:11:23 PM): great
TioJaime858 (6:11:38 PM): teams must not make their way to the millenium dome
TioJaime858 (6:11:41 PM): to the parking lot
TioJaime858 (6:11:47 PM): caution: Yield Ahead
TioJaime858 (6:12:17 PM): yeah make the old people look for something small and detailed
TioJaime858 (6:12:25 PM): yay good bye asshole
TioJaime858 (6:12:29 PM): thanks for helping THE DEVIL
TioJaime858 (6:13:04 PM): shooting blancks choosing brawn
TioJaime858 (6:13:08 PM): and so are the old people
TioJaime858 (6:13:15 PM): OK goodbye gretchen and meredith
TioJaime858 (6:13:28 PM): 3rd and last Yield
TioJaime858 (6:13:50 PM): nice graphic of the same dude pulling each of the 4 tickets off
TioJaime858 (6:14:15 PM): yeah no shit they're yielding ron-kelly
TioJaime858 (6:14:28 PM): WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CONSIDER YIELDING THE BLANCKS?
TioJaime858 (6:14:39 PM): Roadblock is a task that only one person can perform
TioJaime858 (6:15:14 PM): ha ha you asshole you hit the cone
TioJaime858 (6:15:17 PM): "watch where you're going"
TioJaime858 (6:15:27 PM): yeah you stupid C.U.N.T., like you'd do any better?
TioJaime858 (6:15:36 PM): battersea park
TioJaime858 (6:15:40 PM): they have to haul boats
TioJaime858 (6:15:52 PM): gotta stack 5 boats
TioJaime858 (6:15:55 PM): g/l w/tt
TioJaime858 (6:16:13 PM): oh is this where uChenna helps the old people?
TioJaime858 (6:16:37 PM): dude uChenna is a monster
TioJaime858 (6:16:39 PM): i hope he wins
TioJaime858 (6:16:49 PM): you dumb cunt
TioJaime858 (6:17:07 PM): wow fourth time's a cunt
TioJaime858 (6:17:11 PM): Potter's Field Park
TioJaime858 (6:17:45 PM): how did ron-tard take so long to get there?
TioJaime858 (6:18:13 PM): yeah nice job w/the not doing the brains one there
TioJaime858 (6:18:20 PM): WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CHOOSE THAT FI YOU'RE OLD?
TioJaime858 (6:18:49 PM): uChenna/Joyce 5 boats completed
TioJaime858 (6:19:20 PM): better to take the train
TioJaime858 (6:19:37 PM): OK nice job old team
TioJaime858 (6:20:13 PM): oh is this the one where joyce gets pissed?
TioJaime858 (6:20:22 PM): commercial
TioJaime858 (6:20:26 PM): fuck you travelocity gnome
TioJaime858 (6:20:36 PM): haha i have my own fast forward
TioJaime858 (6:21:11 PM): oops
TioJaime858 (6:21:15 PM): had to take the underground
TioJaime858 (6:21:22 PM): LOL
TioJaime858 (6:21:31 PM): OK that was goddam funny
TioJaime858 (6:21:51 PM): g/l w/tt
TioJaime858 (6:21:54 PM): oh fuck you
TioJaime858 (6:22:04 PM): and what's with the creepy englishman
TioJaime858 (6:22:07 PM): rob-tard
TioJaime858 (6:22:08 PM): team #1
TioJaime858 (6:22:12 PM): FUCK YOU
TioJaime858 (6:22:23 PM): oh and *they* get a home entertainment system?!?
TioJaime858 (6:22:25 PM): what the shit
TioJaime858 (6:22:32 PM): yeah no shit you're fucking lucky
TioJaime858 (6:22:44 PM): i don't think you have the option to yield
TioJaime858 (6:22:51 PM): you crazy shooting blancks
TioJaime858 (6:22:55 PM): yeah let the women drive
TioJaime858 (6:23:18 PM): OK old team caught up
TioJaime858 (6:23:23 PM): yes, let the old man drive
TioJaime858 (6:23:27 PM): yep
TioJaime858 (6:23:59 PM): LOL
TioJaime858 (6:24:04 PM): I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE SAYING
TioJaime858 (6:24:07 PM): YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS
TioJaime858 (6:24:11 PM): kelly 7th attempt
TioJaime858 (6:24:44 PM): yeah nice job w/that a task is only one person may perform
TioJaime858 (6:25:12 PM): they should've included all the attempts, but sped them up to wacky benny hill speed
TioJaime858 (6:25:19 PM): what w/them being in England and all
TioJaime858 (6:26:05 PM): meredith 6th attempt
TioJaime858 (6:26:24 PM): wow she got it
TioJaime858 (6:26:54 PM): nice job meredith-dude
TioJaime858 (6:27:28 PM): wow so rob-tard has like a 6 hour lead?
TioJaime858 (6:28:11 PM): yeah duh
TioJaime858 (6:28:15 PM): uChenna joyce team #3
TioJaime858 (6:28:20 PM): oh did i mention ron-kelly tema #2
TioJaime858 (6:28:21 PM): team #2
TioJaime858 (6:28:30 PM): Meredith/Gretchen last team to arrive
TioJaime858 (6:28:41 PM): I'm sorry to tell you you've both been philiminated from the Race
TioJaime858 (6:28:43 PM): shit
TioJaime858 (6:28:59 PM): nice job, Old Team
TioJaime858 (6:29:25 PM): oh yes
TioJaime858 (6:29:37 PM): FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU AMBER YOU SIDE-MOUTH TALKING RETARD
TioJaime858 (6:29:48 PM): FUCK YOU YOU BOSTONIAN FUCK
TioJaime858 (6:30:15 PM): stay chuned for scenes from our next episode
TioJaime858 (6:30:49 PM): heh funny commercial w/Verizon
TioJaime858 (6:31:12 PM): looks like this tuesday is the season finale
TioJaime858 (6:31:19 PM): with the final non-elimination
TioJaime858 (6:32:17 PM): Next week on the two-hour season finale of TAR
TioJaime858 (6:32:43 PM): heh rob-tard gets stopped by the cops
TioJaime858 (6:32:55 PM): ooh
TioJaime858 (6:32:58 PM): OK amber looked hot there
TioJaime858 (6:33:13 PM): OK will see you in a couple of days...
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