Hi, Kettle? Hey, I'm the pot. You're black.

This guy here is a DICK.

This is what he did to my entry on wikipedia.

As a variation on a SHoP favorite-- either too late for Tues-dee or too early for Thurs-dee-- I'd like to extend the first GET BENT WEDNES-DEE to the Busybody of the day, Mydotnet!

And please don't get me started on the Crapfest that is KYOU, especially from 8pm to midnight on weekdays. I didn't think it was possible to get worse ratings than Don and Mike had in San Fran-fucking-cisco, but some how you mental midgets managed to do it. Yeah you dumb pigfuckers, I'm talking to you. Check out the heart above.

Bite me,
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith