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Tuesday, May 31, 2005

SHoP shit-shooting from a week-and-a-half ago

SixHertz and I were chatting about his parking tickets i think... there's a link below

more chats to follow

enjoy,
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

JihadJimmyCDF = Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
SixHertz = Ministry of Truth
JihadJimmyCDF (3:11:26 PM): I wanna kiss you all over
JihadJimmyCDF (3:11:29 PM): All over and again
JihadJimmyCDF (3:11:33 PM): I wanna kiss you all over
JihadJimmyCDF (3:11:39 PM): Till the night closes in!
JihadJimmyCDF (3:11:47 PM): (Till the night closes in!)
SixHertz (3:12:11 PM): no tank yo.
JihadJimmyCDF (3:12:16 PM): hey
JihadJimmyCDF (3:12:22 PM): did you watch the rosie o'donnel tard movie?
SixHertz (3:12:29 PM): the clip, yeah
JihadJimmyCDF (3:12:30 PM): there's a good soundclip to be made
SixHertz (3:12:33 PM): it's friggin' RIDICULOUS!
JihadJimmyCDF (3:12:43 PM): where she's at the toilet seats and she goes "Thank you!"
SixHertz (3:12:58 PM): hahahah
JihadJimmyCDF (3:52:26 PM): WTF, does *nobody* recognize the Lynndie England?
JihadJimmyCDF (3:52:39 PM): *you* recognized it when you first saw me do it on the golf course, right?
SixHertz (3:52:40 PM): I dunno...how are you determining this?
SixHertz (3:52:43 PM): shit yeah
JihadJimmyCDF (3:53:01 PM): everybody who i show the pics to asks me, "What's Lynndie?"
SixHertz (3:54:19 PM): I dunno, dude. People just aren't up with the current events.
JihadJimmyCDF (3:57:23 PM): hey can you extract sounds from that rosie clip?
SixHertz (3:58:04 PM): yeah. You have to have recording software, I think.
JihadJimmyCDF (3:58:16 PM): you have anything like that?
JihadJimmyCDF (3:58:22 PM): oh wait, is it in QT as well?
SixHertz (3:58:36 PM): don't remember
JihadJimmyCDF (3:59:41 PM): i'm watching it again
JihadJimmyCDF (3:59:44 PM): what a pukeffest
JihadJimmyCDF (4:06:08 PM): wow Rosie O'Donell makes me want to have hot, passionate sex with a wood chipper
SixHertz (4:06:16 PM): LOL
JihadJimmyCDF (4:06:27 PM): put that on the sidebar
SixHertz (4:06:41 PM): haha
JihadJimmyCDF (4:06:50 PM): you show your woman the pics?
SixHertz (4:07:06 PM): The quote has to appear in the SHoP first.
SixHertz (4:07:08 PM): and, yes.
SixHertz (4:07:10 PM): she liked them.
SixHertz (4:07:52 PM): She wants to come down with a bunch of her girlfriends during T's cousin's B-day (and my B-Day)
JihadJimmyCDF (4:08:01 PM): since this is gonna get SHoPped, here's a link to the Rosie "movie"
JihadJimmyCDF (4:09:23 PM): http://www.tvgasm.com/archives/television_specials/000761.php
JihadJimmyCDF (4:09:40 PM): they have a link to a liveblog too
SixHertz (4:10:23 PM): brb--restarting.
SixHertz signed off at 4:10:37 PM.
SixHertz signed on at 4:12:34 PM.

JihadJimmyCDF (4:18:31 PM): you have pics of aforementioned GFs?
JihadJimmyCDF (4:18:40 PM): rather, GF's GFs
JihadJimmyCDF (4:18:56 PM): well shit now i've confused myself
SixHertz (4:19:03 PM): Well, they're cute, single, and some are republicans.
SixHertz (4:19:30 PM): BTW, mine thinks you are awesome for that Jamba Juice incident.
JihadJimmyCDF (4:19:36 PM): LOL
JihadJimmyCDF (4:19:41 PM): forgot that i told you about that
JihadJimmyCDF (4:19:50 PM): send her to the SHoP, there's tons more where that came from
JihadJimmyCDF (4:20:12 PM): i only wish that the motherfucker was there to see me do it
SixHertz (4:20:12 PM): she already knows about it.
SixHertz (4:20:17 PM): haha
JihadJimmyCDF (4:20:28 PM): see? what does that say about my guerilla republicanism?
JihadJimmyCDF (4:20:37 PM): that i don't care if it's out in the open?
JihadJimmyCDF (4:20:41 PM): man
JihadJimmyCDF (4:20:47 PM): that's hardcore
JihadJimmyCDF (4:21:31 PM): ooh, you enviro-bastards set fire to SUVs in the cover of night?
JihadJimmyCDF (4:22:01 PM): well Ok i rescind that
JihadJimmyCDF (4:22:10 PM): those crazy fuckers are true eco-terrorists
JihadJimmyCDF (4:22:16 PM): i'm just a nuisance
SixHertz (4:22:30 PM): true...nothing crazy from you.
JihadJimmyCDF (4:22:35 PM): well
JihadJimmyCDF (4:22:46 PM): nothing bonda fide felonious
JihadJimmyCDF (4:22:56 PM): borderline felonious, but even then, not recently
SixHertz (4:23:02 PM): haha
JihadJimmyCDF (4:23:03 PM): definitely misdemeanorriffic
SixHertz (4:23:05 PM): small claims
SixHertz (4:23:13 PM): speaking of, you see my dilemma?
JihadJimmyCDF (4:23:19 PM): no
SixHertz (4:23:23 PM): and the veritable instance of horse manure it is?
SixHertz (4:23:32 PM): Look at the SHoP.
JihadJimmyCDF (4:23:33 PM): not following you here, skipper
JihadJimmyCDF (4:23:40 PM): OK standby
SixHertz (4:24:48 PM): holy crap, I'm tired.
JihadJimmyCDF (4:24:54 PM): shit that sucks
SixHertz (4:24:56 PM): damn flu/cold.
JihadJimmyCDF (4:25:02 PM): yeah fuck it all to hell
JihadJimmyCDF (4:25:10 PM): fuck parking...
SixHertz (4:25:16 PM): yah
JihadJimmyCDF (4:25:17 PM): and i almost used a racial epithet
JihadJimmyCDF (4:25:27 PM): but that's probably only particular to oakland parking enforcement
JihadJimmyCDF (4:25:36 PM): man, i wanna slash their tires so bad
SixHertz is away at 4:38:18 PM.