Selling out, but not really since it's basketball...

"Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they're still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn't do much for them."
- Charles Barkley







"Republicans buy shoes too."
- Michael Jordan, refusing to back black Democrud Harvey Gantt in a race against segregationist Sen. Jesse Helms

These capitalists must confuse the democruddy party. "Silly basketballer negroes, why aren't they supporting our support of the poor downtrodden black man?"

When are people gonna learn that just because somebody has an afro or a vagina or slanty eyes or a penchant for sex with other men, they aren't necessarly going to vote for other blacks, women, orientals, or homosexuals?

If you think I'm racist and bigoted, you should check out my friends down at the Democruddy Party! Their policies of hobbling minorities will do more damage than my silly epithets can ever do. Affirmative action that tricks minorities into believing that they're successful despite lowered standards? A welfare and dependency system that lulls minorities into generational laziness? A general attitude that says minorities cannot succeed without Democrud intervention? Man, I can learn a thing or two from these oh-so-compassionate liberals.

And you better watch out, because it's not just minorities that the liberals are targetting. Hillary Clinton herself in a democruddy fundraiser admitted that she wanted to raise our taxes because she knew better how to handle your money.

It only goes without saying (but I'm gonna say it anyway because you liberals are kinda oh how can i put this lightly... FUCKING STUPID) that to support hillary clinton is to agree explicitly that you are stupid and cannot handle your money better than that lying, conniving sack of piggybacking shit.

You notice how, in the past four years, you haven't really heard/cared what Laura Bush has done? THAT'S BECAUSE SHE'S NOT A TOTAL AND COMPLETE CUNT. Fuck, now I just found my second wind. The arrogance on those clinton bastards! She knew that there were people in New York stupid enough to fall for her bullshit, and WTF some dumbasses out there elected her despite her lack of experience, elected or otherwise

And holy Mother of God, I dare you to tell me with a straight face that Hillary Clinton is capable of being Commander-in-Chief. And if you're clever, you won't try to pull some bullshit that W isn't capable (he is-- open your eyes) or wasn't when elected back in 2000

These basic assumptions are what gets in the way of intelligent conversation with liberals. You're wasting precious air by not making sure that the liberals you're debating are smart enough to agree with you on things like that. A good test is to ask them if Tax Cuts Create Jobs. Anybody worth their salt knows this is the case. If you get somebody who disagrees, stop right there, because you'll just end up feeling sorry for them when they try to debate you and your common sense.

If they use ad hominem attacks, go right ahead and call them stupid and ignorant. Don't worry about the high road.

OK very tired, must go to sleep... TioJaime