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Monday, November 08, 2004

Help is on the way?? Soitenly! Woob woob woob!!!

Funny how after the fact, between the stories of how the economy was doing well under the Badass-in-Chief, stories about the dysfunction of the Kerry Kamp kreep in (ha, that spells KKK! oh wait, that's not funny. sorry.) slowly and under the radar

For full effect, listen to the Benny Hill theme song while reading the article...

Poor bastard, he lost to W. I suppose if your "candidate" loses to a goofy texan the only logical conclusion in your delusional, elitist mind is that the election was once again stolen. Probably by the Skull and Bones, who have their own jack-off-in-a-coffin reasons for preferring W to Assclown.

It must suck butt, though, not to be able to comprehend why a member of the psuedo-intelligentsia would lose to an everyday kinda guy. If you're asking me, a red state californian who technically has the intelligence quotient to join the liberals but just so happens to have the common sense and morals to repudiate any liberal ideals: not only did John Kerry-Heinz shoot himself in the foot, not only did the Democruddy party shoot itself in the foot, but liberals shot liberalism in the foot by embracing the democruds.

There are progressives in middle america, since the 60s were so virulently infectious. But do you honestly think they enjoyed being told that the elite on the coasts knew everything and they knew nothing? Who the fuck would want to listen to that and from one's own party???

The nice thing about the Republican party is that it is surprisingly all-encompassing. There are ethnic minority republicans. There are women republicans. there are gay republicans. There are pro-choice republicans.

But the only parallel the democruds have are the limousine liberals who vote to increase their own taxes and seek to punish their own success.

A liberal friend of mine (and actually originally SixH's) once told me that the Republican party doesn't like me because i'm not white. But if you look at it, the democruds look down on me waaay more because they think that I need their help to achieve the american dream. Now that's insulting. Not even having faith enough in your own people And again: who the fuck would want to listen to that and from one's own party???

Which party doesn't trust Americans enough with their own money?

Which party is constantly wreaked with self-flagellation because they are the haves while so many have-nots are out there not having anything?

Which party just ran a campaign based on "anybody but that guy"?

Which party would be more likely to put our troops under the baby blue flag of the UN and the interests of the anti-american crowd worldwide? And fuck, on america's dollar?

Don't even get me started on all you Jews out there who support a party who is sympathetic towards an Organization that seeks to Liberate a People who want to see nothing more than the destruction of israel and the eradication of jews worldwide.

bottom line: I don't feel cannibalized by my party. I guarantee you I would be if I was a democrud.

HOPE HAS ARRIVED, BITCHES

tio jaime