L'il ole stupid me, I thought my work was done here...

since sixhertz is being a pantywaist about it, i've changed our names from our real AIM screennames...

NOTES: 1) Contains spicy language, 2) timestamp is difference since i was using iChat and not that fruity butt-sexage AIM

NvyStudHung11in = SixHertz
JimmyTheImpaler = Tio Jaime

You'll notice that I've censored myself. This is unprecedented, yes, but realize that even I have limits to my vulgarity. The jury (sixh and myself) is still deliberating over the decency of that particular jaime-jewel... stay tuned

MANDATE, MOTHERFUCKERS, MANDATE!!!

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9:45 AM
NvyStudHung11in: yo yo yo
10:00 AM
JimmyTheImpaler: yo
NvyStudHung11in: thought you didn't have internet at home.
10:05 AM
JimmyTheImpaler: sorry was having breakfast
JimmyTheImpaler: i'm in sj
NvyStudHung11in: np
NvyStudHung11in: ah
NvyStudHung11in: I'm trying to wake myself up.
JimmyTheImpaler: masturbates!
JimmyTheImpaler: he was masturbating!
NvyStudHung11in: LOL
JimmyTheImpaler: it was weird being home on a saturday night
NvyStudHung11in: really? normally at the zoo?
JimmyTheImpaler: was about to say "normally out" but shit now i can't remember a saturday when i didn't go to the zoo
NvyStudHung11in: hahaha
JimmyTheImpaler: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=584&e=5&u=/nm/20041107/pl_nm/politics_sanfrancisco_dc
JimmyTheImpaler: here, this talks about the united states of canada
JimmyTheImpaler: which doesn't make sense
JimmyTheImpaler: as the democrud states are red
NvyStudHung11in: recopy the link...it's an empty document
JimmyTheImpaler: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=584&e=5&u=/nm/20041107/pl_nm/politics_sanfrancisco_dc
JimmyTheImpaler: "why should we believe we will ever have another fair election in this country?"
NvyStudHung11in: hmmm...do you get anything when you click that link?
JimmyTheImpaler: yeah
NvyStudHung11in: what' s the titleof the story?
JimmyTheImpaler: hold on, lemme try to backinto it
NvyStudHung11in: i'll look it up on google.
JimmyTheImpaler: sanfrancisco: no mood for tolerance after bush win
10:10 AM
NvyStudHung11in: found it...
JimmyTheImpaler: "i have family in idaho, but i told my wife we're not going to visit them now. it's all republicans there."
JimmyTheImpaler: i can't believe this shit
JimmyTheImpaler: do you see why my work is not yet finished?
NvyStudHung11in: unbelievable.
JimmyTheImpaler: i have to go into the true heart of the beast and start civilly disobeying there
NvyStudHung11in: these people must be destroyed.
JimmyTheImpaler: i have to go to san francisco now and deface things
JimmyTheImpaler: if you're taking this polarization so seriously that you're not going to visit your family in red states, you're going a bit too far
NvyStudHung11in: these people are hypocrite morons.
JimmyTheImpaler: see what the democruddy party did to these people? they've been fucking brainwashed
JimmyTheImpaler: no, it's not their fault! they've been brainwashed by this democult
NvyStudHung11in: you should post this on the blog and bitch.
JimmyTheImpaler: OK, but lemme finish taking a dump first
NvyStudHung11in: you're dumping now?
NvyStudHung11in: you wireless?
JimmyTheImpaler: yep, thanks to this 30' cat 5 cable
JimmyTheImpaler: no =(
NvyStudHung11in: ROFL!
JimmyTheImpaler: this is very sensual and intimate
JimmyTheImpaler: taking a dump w/my powerbook, that is
NvyStudHung11in:
NvyStudHung11in: I read the rest of the story....I really do hope these people get the hell out.
JimmyTheImpaler: i don't think i was ever *this* intimate w/any of my past useless GFs
JimmyTheImpaler: yeah, that'd be nice
JimmyTheImpaler: i miss OCD
10:15 AM
JimmyTheImpaler: she had nice polling precincts
NvyStudHung11in: LOL
JimmyTheImpaler: since this is going in the blog... OCD = Orange County D-cups
NvyStudHung11in: did you like to cast multiple ballots in the slot?
NvyStudHung11in: remember to change my name.
NvyStudHung11in: to sixhertz...
JimmyTheImpaler: OK SixHertz (this actually had SixH’s real name, but I’ve edited it since I’m such a good goddam friend)
NvyStudHung11in: you dick!
JimmyTheImpaler: LOL
JimmyTheImpaler: yeah NP
JimmyTheImpaler: i hate san francisco
JimmyTheImpaler: [CENSORED]
NvyStudHung11in: hahahah
NvyStudHung11in: oh, mna.
NvyStudHung11in: er...man
JimmyTheImpaler: well shit, i should boycott san francisco then
NvyStudHung11in: I'm sure Bill O'Reilly could be convinced to start a campaign.
NvyStudHung11in: Boycott San Francisco!
JimmyTheImpaler: interestingly enough, my favorite stripper was persuaded over to the bush/cheney camp in the waning days of the campaign by her marine recruit brother
NvyStudHung11in: you and your strippers.
JimmyTheImpaler: but then again, she dances in SJ not SF
NvyStudHung11in: I remember you told me.
JimmyTheImpaler: *sighs*
JimmyTheImpaler: BOO FUCKING HOO: "i feel like the disenfranchised minority now"
NvyStudHung11in: ahahahah, I hate those people.
JimmyTheImpaler: THAT'S BECAUSE SAN FRANCISCO DEMOCRUDS ARE A BUNCH OF SORE LOSERS
NvyStudHung11in: retards
NvyStudHung11in: methinks I'm going to go workout.
JimmyTheImpaler: the democruddy party is about "peace and tolerance" just about as much as islam is about "peace and tolerance"
JimmyTheImpaler: fuck these guys
NvyStudHung11in: good point.
JimmyTheImpaler: OK you workout, i'm going to wipe and post
10:20 AM
NvyStudHung11in: roger.
JimmyTheImpaler: http://www.ratemypoo.com
NvyStudHung11in: I've seen that one before...gross.
JimmyTheImpaler: LOL
NvyStudHung11in: l8r
JimmyTheImpaler: c-ya
JimmyTheImpaler: [CENSORED]
NvyStudHung11in: hehehe