Flighty San Francisco Women, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love M---- whoa whoa whoa, hold on there...

My friend says you can glean a lot of information on a region by reading its CL personals...

And so, here is a slice of the craziness that is the Single Bay Aryan Woman...

1) I Want a Cowboy - 22 (berkeley)
This seems promising what with the title and my newfound affinity for cowboy boots, belt buckles and country music... but upon further review, the play stands: Can't Understand Normal Thinking

At the very least, we can safely conclude that the liberal men that this woman regularly dates are all dickless pussies. She wants that machismo which blue america so frowns upon. But she can't fully come to grips with the fact that her sexually repressed primal urges can only be successfully satiated by a dripping-with-testosterone man's man. "feminist cowboy?" gimme a fucking break

2) I'm ALL YOURS, as long as you have an AIRCRAFT - 30 (marina / cow hollow)
Oh boy... for those of you unawares about SF Bay geography, Marin is on the other side of the Golden Gate Bridge, very rich and affluent. That having been said, how many physics majors do you know live in rich, quaint towns and own yachts or planes and own houses in france? WTS, even if the physics is an add-on, why?!? Just what do you plan to discuss with a physicist, you dippy dumbfuck?

Oh, a "militant non-smoker" great. Read: selfish nazi whore-beast who will think she knows more about everything than you could ever possibly hope to know in your pathetic, ambivalent-towards smoking life

OMG, do you think that l'il ole me can join the club of people who wanted to bone you?

This chick sounds arrogantly French. Alors, jolie, va te faire foutre...

3) Idealist ready for World Travel, Picket Fences, and Enduring Romance - 27 (inner richmond)
(oh jesus, i saw that one and i got excited! this is gonna be great!)

Hmm. Well, actually, this is pretty endearing. Oh, she seems like a very nice, down-to-earth girl.

She's pretty cute, too... hey, vegas!

Wow, she's pretty articulate and self-aware. Not very flighty at all! Guess the title threw me for a loop there. Heh, OK i chuckled at the "heart, mind, and palm pilot" line.

Well damn, she's actually written a very thoughtful ad. Maybe i'll e-mail tomorrow when i have more time.

Ok one more, now that the wind has been duly evacuated from my sails...
4) turn ons and turn offs - 25
OK here's the one i was looking for... this is typical Bay Aryan. Note the listing of republican as turn-off. doesn't like fag-haters, doesn't like yuppies in the Marina (yet still likes "native san franciscans" what a elitist cunt. no offense, T). oh, and she doesn't like self-centerdness [sic]??? what a hypocritical dumbfuck

i like though, how she doesn't like capital letters. i've abandoned them in informal use since my sophomore year

What a pretentious bitch-wad.

I can see why so many guys around here go Gay.

all my love,
Tio Jaime