Fri-dee! or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Procrastination

I got this off of YoImErin's xanga page... I'll have something more SHoP-tastic later for y'all. Enjoy!

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Your Porn Star Name (name of first pet + street you live on):
Dinky Glen

Your Movie Star Name (name of your favorite snack food + grandfathers first name):
Cornnuts Augusto (TJ: I think I fucked it up...)

Your Fashion Designer Name (your first name + favorite restaurant):
Jimmy Joe's of Westlake

Exotic Foreigner Alias (favorite spice + last foreign vacation spot):
Lawry's Seasoned Salt Vancouver (TJ: Who the fuck made this up?)

Socialite Alias (silliest childhood name + town where you first partied):
Battle Horse Berkeley (TJ: This post is gonna suck...)

"Fly Girl" Alias ex. J.Lo (first initial + first two or three letters of your last name):
J-Da

Icon Alias (something sweet within sight + any liquid within kitchen):
Raid Orange Juice (TJ: I'm in my office trailer on a goddam construction site. Gimme a fucking break here, huh?)

Detective Alias (favorite baby animal + where you went to highschool):
Puppy Bellarmine (TJ: "i knew i shouldn't have jaxored before this post")

Soap Opera Alias (middle name + street where you first lived):)
Jordan Abbott (TJ: This was the porn star name, last time i checked with the rest of the freaking world)

Rock Star Alias (favorite candy + last name of favorite musician):
Twix Crow

Star Wars Alias
For Your New First Name..
1. Take the first 3 letters of your 1st name & add
2. The first 2 letters of your last name
For Your New Last Name..
3. Then take the first 2 letters of your mom's maiden name & add
4. The first 3 letters of the city you were born.
How to determine your Star Wars honorific name & title..
1. Take the last three letters of your last name & reverse them.
2. Add the name of the first car you drove/owned.
3. Insert the word "of"
4. Add the name of the last medication or supplement you took.

JamDa AtMou, ocsTacoma of LongsGenericNasalDecongestant
(***shakes head in disbelief***)