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Monday, December 20, 2004

oh look i'm here for my 15th consecutive day @ work. yay.

No Don and Mike for the rest of the year, they're on vacation. And if you're curious, Mon-dee and Fri-dee and Satur-dee and pretty much any dee of the week? That's from the D&M show. listen to their intro...

here's another thing i took from YoImErin's xanga page...

and I've prepped a quick FAQ to anticipate your SHoPping needs...

Q: Don't you usually post this kinda shit on your xanga page?
A: Yes, but I'm doing you a favor by putting this on a blog that doesn't have "One Night in Bangkok" embedded in the background in MIDI form

Q: I thought you would have learned your lesson from YoImErin's last questionnaire you put on SHoP.
A: OK. That's not in the form of a question, you chicken fucker. And besides, isn't it more fun when i'm frustrated because i tend to use naughty language?

Q: Yeah, i guess so.
A: That's what I thought.

Q: OK.
A: OK, then.

Q: I miss Vegas.
A: Yeah, me too... Save the date, dude. Friday 13 May 2005. Vicetivus V.

Q: Dude, I'm so there!
A: I know, dude!

Q: Dude! What does mine say?
A: Sweet! What about mine?

Q: Dude! What does mine say?
A: Sweet! What about mine?

Q: Dude! What does mine say?
A: Sweet! What about mine?

Q: Dude! What does mine say?
A: Sweet! What about mine?

Q: Dude! What does mine say?
A: Sweet! What about mine?

Q: Dude! What does mine say?
A: Sweet! What about mine?

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A is for age: 26
B is for brand of clothes: Big Dogs
C is for career: Construction Engineer
D is for dad's name: Ed
E is for essential item to bring to a party: Monica Bellucci
F is for favorite song at this moment:
G is for girlfriend: currently accepting applications
H is for hometown: San Jose, CA
I is for instruments you play: piano, glockenspiel
J is for jam or jelly you like: Smuckers grape
K is for kids: one of these days
L is for living arrangement: studio in lovely Oakland, CA
M is for mom's name: Jean
N is for name of your best friend: yeah because Best and Friend both start with the letter N. how about N is for "Nice job, fucktard." 'Trose, Link, Mitch... pick 'em
O is for overnight hospital stays: nope
P is for phobia(s): homos and minorities HEY JUST KIDDING!!! umm, i'm gonna say heights
Q is for quote you like: "What's better than this apple cobbler? It's Gladys Potter, the gonad gobbler!"
Q [sic] is for relationship that lasted the longest: Megan! yay!
S is for school you attend: I attend the School of Life with my stripper Rose.
T is for time you wake up: 5am. Construction world starts @ 7am
U is for unique trait: crap, you got me
V is for vegetable you love: corn
W is for worst habit: goofing off online, blogging when i really should be filling in equipment reports
X is for x-rays you've had: teeth
Y is for yummy food you make: WTF kinda stupid question is this? "yummy food [i] make?" tuna casserole, baby, right out of the box
Z is for zodiac sign: Pisces