If you're on the outside looking in, thank your lucky stars. And I'm talking about the post title as well as the following chat transcript
If you manage to piece this conversation together through contextual clues or your own perception or God Forbid your knowledge of Tio Jaime's track record, ding ding ding! You're now a finalist in the Citizen SHoPper Hall of Shame for 2005!
Ya pervert. Have you considered petitioning SixH for authorship, or perhaps even fulfilling your SHoP Overlord duties?
| I don't know where its all coming from |
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| 10:58 PM Trosama: Greetings TioJaime: helluhhh Trosama: I have taken 3, count them 3 post partem dumps today TioJaime: wow TioJaime: you must really be depressed right now Trosama: I don't know where its all coming from Trosama: I haven't eaten that much Trosama: super depressed |
I see a non sequitur headed our way right about now...
THEFUNKSOULBROTHERBOOYAH!!!
| and then chenelle with both of them |
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| TioJaime: i rubbed two out to Eva from last night TioJaime: not in succession Trosama: I will be rubbing out 3 in 50 minutes Trosama: I will need a very good line up! TioJaime: shall i provide you with a lineup? Trosama: and preferably lots of naked women (Live) around me 11:00 PM Trosama: Oh this will have to be the T line up to end all line ups Trosama: We are talking suzan etc TioJaime: 1) your mom Trosama: OK TioJaime: 2) cousin Nooneh TioJaime: and then chenelle with both of them TioJaime: OK Trosama: Please to be giving my ultimate lineup not yours! TioJaime: i like your mom, but i wouldn't put your mom in a lineup TioJaime: and actually i wouldn't put your cousin in one either Trosama: OK Trosama: please to be giving me the true lineup 11:05 PM TioJaime: OK TioJaime: sunny TioJaime: ivy Trosama: If you want me to just give you the dollar you can say so. TioJaime: that whore of a waitress Trosama: I will make my own lineup TioJaime: her whore friend TioJaime: put this on your blog Trosama: I have no way of saving the chat TioJaime: please TioJaime: allow me Trosama: ok TioJaime: i'll even format it for you Trosama: ok |
OK i'll give you a hint. The dollar of which Trosama min Asi speaks is the high stakes wager between Trosama and your very own Jihad Jimmy. I'll let you figure out the terms of the wager. Let's just say that it's hardly worth a dollar.
And for all of you who I haven't scared off yet...
Are you frightened?
Yes.
Not nearly frightened enough.
Anybody left? OK good. All four of you: tell four friends about the SHoP. Preferably not your parents. Although apparently Shiraz's parents have caught wind of the Lynndie and seem to be amused.
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
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