Whether he knew it or not, whether he liked it or not, a couple of nights ago MwHCock had somewhat of a 3am Criticism! It wasn't a full fledged bona fide 3amC, what with the fact that he wasn't really even trying, but oh heck yeah it's SHoPpable...
| selling packages to the cal/tennessee game already |
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| 8:36 PM MwHCock: mah nigga MwHCock: how you doin'? TioJ: yo TioJ: just fucking got home MwHCock: damn MwHCock: where were you? TioJ: lotsa traffic on 24 TioJ: then had to run an errand in berkeley TioJ: fuck me TioJ: http://www.gettravel.com/sports/cal/index.html#PioneerBowl TioJ: scroll down TioJ: selling packages to the cal/tennessee game already MwHCock: we should go TioJ: let's do it TioJ: should we sign up through this one here? MwHCock: If I go, I'll only stay at the hotel max 1 day MwHCock: i'd stay with [MwHCock's brother] otherwise |
MwHCock's little brother is a reformed Strip Club Fiend and is a newly commissioned officer in the US Army. Some pics floating around, we'll try to get him some SHoP time. MwHCock's little brother lives in Tennessee w/his new wife (when he's not off fighting terrorists), and will likely play host to visiting California Golden Bears when the Bears try to take on the Volunteers...
| Dude, I love the Colbert Report |
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| 8:40 PM MwHCock: Dude, I love the Colbert Report MwHCock: so funny TioJ: what's that? MwHCock: Stephen colbert was a correspondent on the daily show MwHCock: he has his own show now MwHCock: he puts a more conservative slant on things MwHCock: He had Tim Robbins on (who is a noted liberal) TioJ: oh that sounds good MwHCock: First question "My first question is a 2 parter: 1) What was it like working on Shawshank? 2) Why do you hate America?" TioJ: LOL MwHCock: watch it tonight MwHCock: it's actually on right now MwHCock: turn to comedy central 8:45 PM TioJ: don't have it MwHCock: d'oh TioJ: 3am criticize it, i'll put it on the SHoP |
ha ha, eff you tim robbins! why don't you try to pull a censorship card again?
| Maria Sharapova has huge shoulders |
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| 8:50 PM MwHCock: anderson cooper is on MwHCock: he's surprisingly not a tool MwHCock: actually funny 8:55 PM TioJ: he was the host of The Mole MwHCock: i know MwHCock: He's showing Colbert his anchor moves MwHCock: the lean forward unbotton MwHCock: he does that for emphasis MwHCock: Maria Sharapova has huge shoulders MwHCock: they're scary MwHCock: they're phil jackson style TioJ: keep going dude... |
OK now here's where he gets annoying. Seriously, if i was allowed to watch one show a year and only one show, I'd watch The Amazing Race. Even if it was a shitty family version with Boston Rob.
well, actually that's not true. I'd watch the shittiest season of The Mole before I'd watch the best season of TAR. The Mole was just like TAR, but with the cool espionage, backstabbing. And there was a San Jose lesbian on the first season.
And actually that's not true either. I didn't bother with the shitty Celebrity Mole. Because it had shitty celebrities.
| i've tried NBC in the past, and w/o fail, all the shows took huge shits on themselves |
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| 9:00 PM MwHCock: Now My Name is Earl is on MwHCock: GO GO GO MwHCock: NBC TioJ: yeah, umm no TioJ: TAR: Shitty Family Edition MwHCock: GO GO GO MwHCock: fuck TAR TioJ: i've already watched each episode TioJ: i'm not gonna stop right now for some shitty NBC piece of crap MwHCock: Earl is hilarious TioJ: i've tried NBC in the past, and w/o fail, all the shows took huge shits on themselves TioJ: doesn't fucking matter MwHCock: no, this is a great show MwHCock: be flexible TioJ: what part of The Amazing Race don't you understand? TioJ: if i were to watch only one show a year, it'd be TAR MwHCock: why watch a shitty show when a hilarious one is on TioJ: even this shitty family edition 9:05 PM TioJ: because #1 NBC has fucked me in the past by getting me to watch shit TioJ: and #2 TAR is my favorite goddam show for the last fucking time MwHCock: ok MwHCock: you're missing out TioJ: and you're not fucking listening to your goddam friend MwHCock: I'm listening MwHCock: i don't agree TioJ: and now you're making me not want to watch this shitty Earl show ever because you keep insisting on it TioJ: keep going MwHCock: ok MwHCock: Earl is hilarious MwHCock: and your missing the beginning MwHCock: the funniest parts MwHCock: go go go MwHCock: now now now MwHCock: i already have EVERY other episode recorded for you MwHCock: so you can catch up NOW TioJ: can't talk TioJ: 3amC-ing 9:10 PM TioJ: OK commercial TioJ: I'm gonna SHoP all of this shit, i hope you realize MwHCock: meh |
And finally, congratulations to the once ranked #10 California Golden Bears who managed to eke out a 4-4 pac-10 record for a Las Vegas Bowl berth. Dumbfucks. I already planned for the Vicetivus VI trip in January! I'll watch from goddam Hooters, I suppose...
| dublin hooters? |
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| 9:15 PM MwHCock: Are we gonna get together to watch the pioneer bowl? TioJ: fuck dude, it's on a thursday night! MwHCock: i know MwHCock: that blows TioJ: what'd you have in mind? TioJ: dublin hooters? MwHCock: Cock compound MwHCock: turkey fry TioJ: probably just gonna go to hoooters or zoo w/trose to watch MwHCock: ok 9:45 PM TioJ: yo you wanna 3amC the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show? TioJ: ooh yeah MwHCock: Nah TioJ: actually i was gonna play san andreas |
Enough for now. Gonna tie up some loose ends, try to head home...
Tio J
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