Reports today from Saddam Hussein that American servicemen were torturing him. Since the LIbEral left believed his word, Gunnery Sergeant Hartman was brought in to discuss Saddam's concerns:
What is this twinkle-toe shit I hear about you saying my maggots are beating you?
Me and my homies were beaten by you filthy infidels!
You do not know what torture is! I will show you what torture is, scumbag!
You dirty dog! I hate you!
The more you hate me, the more you will learn! I am hard, but I am fair!
I will poke out your eyes with my hands!
YOU LITTLE SCUMBAG! I got your name, I GOT YOUR ASS!
TO HELL WITH YOU AND THIS COURT! I'm going back to clean my cell! Tell your staff to do a better job with my room next time and leave mints on the pillow! Unacceptable!
GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY COURTROOM AND CLEAN YOUR OWN DAMN CELL! When you're through, I want the virgin mary herself to be proud enough to go in there and take a dump!
Saddam is certainly dressed and groomed well for a man who is beaten regularly.
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