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Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Nothing new here.

If you know your Tio Jaime, you'll know that this quiz is, if you'll pardon the expression, tits on.

Asses Wild
Raw score: 40% Big Breasts, 50% Big Ass, and 52% Cute!







Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, larger asses, and sexier composure than others who've taken the test.



Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear
you like girls bottom heavy. That's probably not the case. What's more
likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous asses, and they turn you
on. Breasts are hit or miss, though, and besides, extremely large ones
are just saggy and gross, in your opinion.



My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective
measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a
combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial
expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are
either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low,
you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sluttier look. Kudos!



Recommended Celebrity: J-Lo, when she's looking extra sexy. Probably not when she's acting.



My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 34% on tit-size
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You scored higher than 54% on ass-size
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You scored higher than 29% on cuteness
Link: The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test written by chicken_pot_pie on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

I've added something to the quiz. Take it and find out what the difference is. it shouldn't be too hard.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith