Strippers We Have Heard On High

The seal is broken, the mouth is washed, and now is the time for SHoPping!

Good selection at the Zoo tonight for $3 Wednes-dee. Greta/Katherine, Naomi, Eva to start off, and then two new additions to the shortlist-- the Lord Volde-megan lookalike and the Pittsburg(h) Amy lookalike.

And speaking of Pittsburg(h) Amy, was listening to some Don and Mike archives before I went out into the City. Old show from 1995 (was still in HS back then!) where they go to Ireland for St. Patrick's day to do a remote broadcast for Guiness. They got severely lost in the countryside and got their van stuck in the middle of nowhere with no friendly Irish-people to help them, let alone any Fighting Irish. They said it looked just like Pennsylvania. And then they started talking about the Pittsburgh-DC drive.

Just a few minutes earlier, I was talking to Pittsburg(h) Amy about that drive, as she had contemplated shopping (not SHoPping) in DC tomorrow on her day off. I think she's going to Cleveland instead?

Please take note, Citizen SHoPpers, this is all very weird for a Californian. Very rarely do we cross the state line w/o going to an airport. A major road trip in CA is usually NorCal-SoCal or vice versa. Although I suppose it can be argued that the two places are practically different states.

Fuck the Dodgers. I'm drunk and tired. But still at a nice 70WPM.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

ps- was gonna plug some new radio shows here in the bay area which are streaming over the internet(s), but now it's just a shitty fairy-wire-kapt-kake-style non sequitur... do yourself a favor and check out Darian O'Toole and John London at 106.9 Free FM while D&M are in reruns right now