Figured I should post this Final Four episode of TAR:SFE. Season Finale tonight of what is the shittiest season of The Amazing Race.
Tio Jaime's Top Five Shitty Seasons of TAR? You got it!
1) TAR8. shitty family edition. hot miss louisana eliminated early. only solace is that tonight they'll show her again @ the finish line
2) TAR7. Had Rob and Amber, officially signifying the Shark-Jumping. Holy God they were annoying. Was so glad when uchenna and joyce finally won. in vitro, here we come! Notice how they turned off the popularity voting at the website so people like me couldn't vote against Romber.
3) TAR6. Too many couples. Notice how there weren't as many couples in following seasons who called each other "Baby"? That's because it got annoying. Hayden had nice boobs, though... ahh, sweet sweet Hayden
4) TAR4. Yeah, we get it. Reichen and Chip were gay. Would you like to remind us four times an episode or five times? Let us know so we can think of creative hate crimes.
5) TAR5. Chip and his wife Useless? What a shitty team, with exception of Chip. Thanks to Useless, they had to create that minimum Roadblock rule.
| Live 3am Criticism of The Amazing Race: Shitty Family Edition from Tuesday 06 December 2005 |
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| You are now in chat room "TioJaimeSlow." TioJ has entered the chat room. TioJ (9:01:13 PM): hello dere TioJ (9:01:19 PM): was watching peanuts TioJ (9:01:31 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING A MAZE ING AMAZING TioJ (9:01:36 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING A MAZE ING TioJ (9:01:45 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING A MAZE ING AMAZING TioJ (9:01:48 PM): AAAAAAAAAAAMAZING RACE TioJ (9:01:53 PM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAZING RACE TioJ (9:01:57 PM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAZING RACE TioJ (9:02:00 PM): A MAZE ING TioJ (9:02:05 PM): AMAZING A MAZE ING AMAZING! TioJ (9:03:00 PM): these BP commercials don't make sense at all TioJ (9:03:09 PM): they're not even funny by accident TioJ (9:05:03 PM): fake pit stop! TioJ (9:05:45 PM): Teams must not travel 49 miles to dubois, WY to Turtle Rance TioJ (9:07:16 PM): meanwhile, in Oakland... MwHCock is pissing me off with this Earl crap TioJ (9:08:22 PM): they didn't get gas TioJ (9:09:51 PM): g-sisters, you're the last family to arrive TioJ (9:09:54 PM): leg is not over TioJ (9:10:49 PM): ha ha bottlenecking TioJ (9:10:55 PM): the g-sisters are gonna catch up TioJ (9:11:01 PM): and i wanna molest tricia g-sister TioJ (9:16:43 PM): they're going down a dirt road TioJ (9:16:45 PM): somewhere TioJ (9:17:17 PM): a Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons TioJ (9:17:31 PM): Pioneer Spirit or Native Tradition TioJ (9:17:43 PM): drive a wagon or build a teepee TioJ (9:19:10 PM): g-sisters building the teepee TioJ (9:19:23 PM): linzes, bransens doing the wagon TioJ (9:19:57 PM): the bransen daughters are gonna suck this one up TioJ (9:20:03 PM): weavers doing the teepee too TioJ (9:22:06 PM): linzes on their wagon TioJ (9:22:44 PM): wow the bransen daughters didn't fuck it up TioJ (9:23:08 PM): 220 miles to Cody Wyoming to the Irma hotel TioJ (9:23:20 PM): after one of Buffalo bill's hot daughters TioJ (9:23:33 PM): IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE TioJ (9:24:40 PM): ooh hi tricia g-sister TioJ (9:27:03 PM): ooh tricia crotch TioJ (9:31:22 PM): i wanna mount tricia g-sister TioJ (9:31:52 PM): The Irma! TioJ (9:32:49 PM): ooh hi irma TioJ (9:32:59 PM): oh maybe that isn't Irma TioJ (9:33:15 PM): but that wyoming-momma is HAWT TioJ (9:34:55 PM): teams must now travel 73 miles to red lodge, MT TioJ (9:35:32 PM): ooh yeah wyoming momma TioJ (9:35:37 PM): ooh yeah bransen daughters TioJ (9:36:38 PM): A Roadblock is a task normally performed by one person TioJ (9:36:59 PM): But in this shitty family edition of TAR, blah blah blha TioJ (9:37:15 PM): what a shitty detour TioJ (9:37:29 PM): they closed down an entire golf course? TioJ (9:37:39 PM): and if you miss a ball, shit you could be there forever TioJ (9:38:26 PM): WHORE CITY TioJ (9:40:03 PM): and the hot wyomomma was getting pissed TioJ (9:40:28 PM): oh they're fucked TioJ (9:40:37 PM): did it say it would be the hole? TioJ (9:41:01 PM): nice job bransen daughters TioJ (9:41:07 PM): bransen daughters in first TioJ (9:41:17 PM): 43 miles to Green Meadow Ranch TioJ (9:41:21 PM): 10,000 acre cattle rance TioJ (9:46:42 PM): whoa victoria's secret fashion show after TAR TioJ (9:50:23 PM): and i would like to orally pleasure tricia g-sister TioJ (9:50:42 PM): oh it'll be the bransens first TioJ (9:51:14 PM): bransen daughters team #1 TioJ (9:51:24 PM): ooh elimination leg! TioJ (9:51:36 PM): ooh TioJ (9:51:49 PM): brand new buick loofa TioJ (9:51:54 PM): linz family team #2 TioJ (9:52:19 PM): actually i'd rather have the g-sisters instead of the weavers TioJ (9:52:33 PM): go g-sisters! TioJ (9:52:59 PM): man i want to molest tricia godelewski TioJ (9:53:44 PM): yeah like it's really that close TioJ (9:53:53 PM): weavers team #3 TioJ (9:54:32 PM): g-sisters last team to arrive TioJ (9:54:44 PM): sorry to tell you you've been eliminated from the race TioJ (9:55:25 PM): and i would like to rub one out to tricia g-sister TioJ (9:56:11 PM): oh yes TioJ (9:56:31 PM): the traditional hyping-up of the finale TioJ (9:59:02 PM): next week on the two-hour finale of the amazing race TioJ (9:59:27 PM): was that a BART tunnel? TioJ has left the chat room. |
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