PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...
Ok this show fucking sucks, this doesn't even deserve SHoP billing.
i hope your kids murder you with shotguns when they come to grips with how assholey you made them
and maybe the little gaghan fucker will die
no shit your legs aren't sore, you're fucking worthless
that's why you don't let your little demon-children make the fucking decisions when $1,000,000 is at goddam stake
and now i'm laughing at carissa gaghan, or he can't speak english, but maybe he speaks the universal language of Selling Your Children Into Slavery
Tio Jaime's House of Dumbass
would've been cool if Bart had mauled the little Gaghan shits (TJ:A1)
g-sisters still fucking around w/a trailer on a highway (TJ:A1)
IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 9:00 PM AND 12:00 AM.
EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
Very good ending for what was a shitty season of what mysteriously still is my favorite TV show. Special guest appearance from MwHCock. That's what happens when you have multiple chat windows open.
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
| Live 3am Criticism of The Amazing Race 8 (shitty family edition) |
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| You are now in chat room "CrappyFinaleEdition." TioJ has entered the chat room. TioJ (8:58:40 PM): hello dere TioJ (8:58:53 PM): about a minute until TAR's finale TioJ (8:59:16 PM): whoo. a live 3am criticism TioJ (8:59:19 PM): yay TioJ (9:00:08 PM): here we go TioJ (9:00:13 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON THE AMAZING RACE TioJ (9:00:40 PM): FUCK YOU GAGHANS TioJ (9:00:43 PM): FUCK TioJ (9:00:44 PM): YOU TioJ (9:00:47 PM): GAGHANS TioJ (9:00:56 PM): g-sisters TioJ (9:01:02 PM): black family! TioJ (9:01:13 PM): are they gonna recap each leg? TioJ (9:01:27 PM): ooh brittney rogers TioJ (9:02:10 PM): =( goodbye brittney rogers TioJ (9:04:21 PM): FUCK YOU GAGHANS TioJ (9:04:47 PM): HA HA FUCK YOU CARISSA GAGHAN TioJ (9:04:50 PM): BURN IN HELL TioJ (9:05:43 PM): long-assed recap TioJ (9:06:30 PM): i hope the weavers win it all TioJ (9:07:03 PM): ooh yeah tricia g-sister TioJ (9:07:21 PM): i still want to eat out tricia g-sister TioJ (9:07:23 PM): don't repeat that TioJ (9:07:41 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING TioJ (9:07:44 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING TioJ (9:07:50 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING A MAZE ING TioJ (9:07:57 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING A MAZE ING AMAZING TioJ (9:08:01 PM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAZING RACE TioJ (9:08:05 PM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAMAZING RACE TioJ (9:08:10 PM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAMAZING RACE TioJ (9:08:14 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING TioJ (9:08:18 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING! TioJ (9:10:54 PM): This is Eastern Montana, where cattle and sheep outnumber people by the millions TioJ (9:11:45 PM): 1700 miles to montreal, canada TioJ (9:11:59 PM): CDP Capital building TioJ (9:12:42 PM): sorry, bransen daughters first to depart TioJ (9:12:48 PM): linz family second to depart TioJ (9:13:07 PM): weavers last to depart TioJ (9:13:56 PM): bransen daughter picking her ass on camera TioJ (9:16:55 PM): i'm not sure who's where TioJ (9:17:12 PM): but i think they're in toronto? TioJ (9:23:49 PM): must travel to underground city TioJ (9:26:37 PM): a Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons TioJ (9:26:42 PM): Slide It or Roll It TioJ (9:26:46 PM): curling TioJ (9:27:20 PM): or roll logs along a course TioJ (9:27:22 PM): roll it TioJ (9:27:37 PM): yeah try curling TioJ (9:29:20 PM): linzes lost TioJ (9:35:01 PM): ooh yeah bransen sluts TioJ (9:35:09 PM): whoops, they missed it TioJ (9:36:12 PM): is it wrong to want to be molested by the bransen daughters? TioJ (9:36:50 PM): bransens rolling logs TioJ (9:36:52 PM): nice job rolly TioJ (9:37:05 PM): teams must now travel 26 miles to American Pavilion TioJ (9:41:40 PM): La Porte J TioJ (9:41:43 PM): "door J" TioJ (9:49:20 PM): A Roadblock is a task that only one person can perform TioJ (9:49:26 PM): do some trapeeze shit TioJ (9:50:31 PM): oh there's tons of time for a bottleneck TioJ (9:50:34 PM): any second now TioJ (9:51:04 PM): hey that was cool TioJ (9:51:17 PM): travel two miles to parc olympique TioJ (9:51:30 PM): stade olympique TioJ (9:51:36 PM): they're gonna sleep there tonight TioJ (9:52:16 PM): should've let the excitable chick do it TioJ (9:53:10 PM): i'm moving to bransen-land TioJ (9:54:44 PM): bransens caught up TioJ (9:54:46 PM): ooh yeah TioJ (10:01:39 PM): i'd normally be concerned that the weavers fucked it up, but it's a non-elimination anyway TioJ (10:02:22 PM): whoa search stadium for one of three charter departure times TioJ (10:02:33 PM): but they're like a total of 10 minutes TioJ (10:03:41 PM): nice job, Ted TioJ (10:07:26 PM): yeah catch up on some zees, bro TioJ (10:08:17 PM): Megan Linz is kinda butterfacey TioJ (10:08:33 PM): stupid weavers TioJ (10:17:36 PM): mystery location TioJ (10:18:29 PM): FUCK TioJ (10:19:57 PM): some magic html here... |
| 10:15 PM TioJ: they're in toronto MwHCock: huh? TioJ: CN tower MwHCock: oh, TAR TioJ: FUCK MwHCock: i've been there MwHCock: nice view 10:20 PM TioJ: oh yeah |
| TioJ (10:20:21 PM): (closed one td, reopened another, closed it, reopened the original TioJ (10:20:58 PM): i forgot what they were looking for TioJ (10:22:30 PM): searching for the marker probably TioJ (10:22:36 PM): the non-weavers found it and left TioJ (10:27:19 PM): A Detour is a choice between two tasks TioJ (10:27:22 PM): Ship or Shoe TioJ (10:27:26 PM): oh, each with its own pros and cons TioJ (10:29:32 PM): something about a shoe museum? TioJ (10:29:34 PM): bad move TioJ (10:30:43 PM): oh the bransens are FUCKED TioJ (10:31:15 PM): ooh chicks with bare feet TioJ (10:31:23 PM): ooh hot barefoot chicks TioJ (10:31:31 PM): kinda reminds me of that porno Rafterman gave me TioJ (10:32:47 PM): 81 miles to queenstown TioJ (10:32:55 PM): into the niagra whilrpool TioJ (10:33:43 PM): so they hired a bunch of chicks to wander around barefoot? TioJ (10:33:52 PM): that's hawt TioJ (10:33:57 PM): AND FUCK YOU CARISSA GAGHAN TioJ (10:37:09 PM): wow julie chen looks nasty TioJ (10:38:40 PM): and the CHP has a mascot? a chipmunk? that's not so intimidating now, is it? TioJ (10:39:04 PM): bransens in 2nd TioJ (10:40:02 PM): i'd like to be handcuffed and raped by the bransen daughters TioJ (10:40:05 PM): nothing anal though TioJ (10:40:16 PM): that'd be gross TioJ (10:41:52 PM): queenston boat ramps? TioJ (10:43:36 PM): lewiston, NY TioJ (10:44:42 PM): Roadblock! TioJ (10:44:52 PM): A roadblock is a task only one person can perform TioJ (10:45:03 PM): complete a map of north america TioJ (10:45:26 PM): oh it's wally bransen! do the dew motherfucker! TioJ (10:46:23 PM): go wally! TioJ (10:46:35 PM): oh don't let the shitty linzes win TioJ (10:47:35 PM): hurry up wally TioJ (10:47:41 PM): and i wana hump your daughters TioJ (10:48:08 PM): oh wally's fucked TioJ (10:48:37 PM): oh there's rhode island! TioJ (10:49:02 PM): whoa good finale! TioJ (10:49:10 PM): c'mon wall-ster TioJ (10:49:20 PM): shit@ TioJ (10:49:27 PM): go wally man TioJ (10:49:29 PM): ooh TioJ (10:49:33 PM): FUCK YOU GAGHANS TioJ (10:49:54 PM): no brittney rogers? TioJ (10:49:58 PM): g-sisters TioJ (10:50:03 PM): FUCK YOU GAGHANS TioJ (10:50:16 PM): black people! TioJ (10:50:22 PM): 25 days TioJ (10:50:23 PM): 50 cities TioJ (10:50:31 PM): and more than 600 consecutive hours together as a family TioJ (10:50:39 PM): Linz Famly, you are the official winners of The Amazing Race! TioJ (10:50:59 PM): Congratulations, you have won $1 million TioJ (10:51:17 PM): bransen family team #2 TioJ (10:51:45 PM): FUCK YOU GAGHAN TioJ (10:51:49 PM): ooh tricia TioJ (10:52:13 PM): show brittney rogers, for fuck's sake TioJ (10:52:21 PM): FUCK YOU CARISSA GAGHAN TioJ (10:53:10 PM): yeah thanks for taking advantage of having a former miss louisiana TioJ (10:53:12 PM): dumbfucks TioJ (10:53:58 PM): ooh hi tricia, how's the crotch? TioJ (10:54:10 PM): enough mental masturbation TioJ (10:54:21 PM): yeah whatever, you fucking hated them TioJ (10:54:27 PM): weavers team #3 TioJ (10:55:26 PM): wow this is taking too fucking long TioJ (10:55:45 PM): the linzes won like 5 minutes ago TioJ (10:55:55 PM): FUCK YOU CARISSA GAGHAN TioJ (10:56:15 PM): ooh there she was TioJ (10:56:19 PM): brittney rogers? TioJ (10:56:29 PM): yay fuck you TioJ (10:56:43 PM): coming this february TioJ (10:56:45 PM): 5 contintents TioJ (10:56:48 PM): 60,000 miles TioJ (10:56:52 PM): 11 teams of two TioJ (10:57:01 PM): ooh hot young girls TioJ (10:57:19 PM): OK that should be good... better than this pile of shit season TioJ (10:57:30 PM): See you in February! TioJ has left the chat room. |
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