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Thursday, December 29, 2005

What Tio Jaime Is This?

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Why, yes, I do have an assload of work to do today. What's your Effing point?

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 2:00 PM AND 3:00 PM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.


Yes. I have work to do. No, it didn't take 2 minutes like i thought it would. You'll get over it.

Got this from Marla, who put me down as her answer to #22

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
Welcome to the winter 2005 edition of getting to know your friends. What you are supposed to do is copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste it onto a new e-mail that you'll send. Change all the answers so they apply to you, and then send this to a whole bunch of people including the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little things about your friends, if you did not know them already.

1. What time did you get up this morning?
between 530 and 630
2. Diamonds or pearls?
Pearls
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
Might've been Rent
4. What is your favorite TV show?
The Amazing Race
5. What did you have for breakfast?
breakfast?
6. What is your middle name?
my mom's maiden name
7. What is your favorite food?
my mom's meatloaf
8. What is your favorite chip flavor?
rottencrotch. or chili cheese.
9. What is your favorite CD at the moment?
106.9 Free FM. Bite me.
10. What kind of car do you drive?
M-F Ford F-150
Sat-Sun Toyota Tacoma
11. Favorite sandwich?
Monte Cristo at the Cardinal Lounge
12. What characteristic do you despise?
Hypocrisy, in particular people who are quick to point out your own shortcomings while ignoring the same ones in themselves.
13. Favorite item of clothing?
Garter Belts on women. Wool coats on non-women. Actually wool coats on women as well. Even better, women in wool coats wearing lingerie underneath incorporating garter belts. boots would be nice too...
14. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation?
What's the question, for fuck's sake? Let's just go w/the safe answer: Vegas.
15. Favorite brand of clothing?
Engineers don't have brands
16. Where would you retire to?
Vegas
17. Favorite time of the day?
Single-malted scotch time!
18. What was your most memorable birthday?
Probably turning 20. I don't remember.
19. Where were you born?
El Camino Hospital
20. Favorite sport to watch?
Baseball
21. Who won't send this back to you?
Everybody but LMHBrent
22. Person you expect to send it back first?
LMHBrent
23. What fabric softner do you use?
that shit which was on sale
24. Coke or Pepsi?
coke
25. Morning person or a night owl?
night owl
26. What size shoe do you wear?
10.5/11 wide
27. Do you have any pets?
just my dog who isn't really even mine anymore
28. Any new and exciting news you want to share with family and friends?
<excitement disposition="feigned">No not in particular!</excitement>
29. What did you want to be when you were little?
a doctor. heh.
30. Favorite Drink?
Scotch Rocks.
31. Favorite dessert?
Raleigh's Pecan Pie
32. Favorite color?
blue, maybe orange, maybe red
33. Favorite hobby?
Guerilla Republican Civil Disobedience