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Ahh herro! More rov-ery chat with Orientarr Citizen SHoPper Professor Shewseffi. We were talking about some camcorder on sale online. I was asking advice. Not because he's Oriental and electronically inclined, but if that'll help you sleep better at night, go right ahead and think so...
| Dude, i hate you. and debauchery. and deceitful charlatans. |
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| ProfShewseffi (1:49:20 PM): get it! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:49:30 PM): too late it's gone ProfShewseffi (1:50:11 PM): aw man ProfShewseffi (1:50:12 PM): you suck JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:50:29 PM): WTF you're the one who dragged your heels JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:50:37 PM): by the time you told me to buy it it was sold out ProfShewseffi (1:51:20 PM): fuck you cho seung hui! ProfShewseffi (1:51:27 PM): you had a million chances to buy it ProfShewseffi (1:51:32 PM): but you chose to spill my time ProfShewseffi (1:51:42 PM): your camera was not enough you snobs ProfShewseffi (1:51:57 PM): my time was not enough you punk JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:52:01 PM): Dude, i hate you. and debauchery. and deceitful charlatans. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:52:24 PM): WTF KIND OF STUPID ORIENTAL USES THE PHRASE "DECEITFUL CHARLATANS?" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:52:32 PM): except one that needs an ass-kicking? ProfShewseffi (1:53:45 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
It sucks that he ate his own 9mm before somebody could pistol whip some sense into this kid. I'm not jumping onto some bandwagon here, you'll notice. I would've recommended a pistol whipping even if he hadn't shot 32 debaucherous, deceitful charlatans.
| looks like someone put some hallucinogen in his daily kimchee dosage that caused him to go bonkers |
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| ProfShewseffi (1:53:47 PM): fucking orientals ProfShewseffi (1:53:54 PM): damn kim park hong su cho choi ProfShewseffi (1:54:13 PM): looks like someone put some hallucinogen in his daily kimchee dosage that caused him to go bonkers JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:54:39 PM): that crazy fucker ProfShewseffi (1:55:03 PM): hey in some sick twisted way ProfShewseffi (1:55:06 PM): he did asians a favor ProfShewseffi (1:55:08 PM): i mean ProfShewseffi (1:55:11 PM): i do not want ppl to die ProfShewseffi (1:55:36 PM): but he showed the world that asians arent just passive fuckers who do math all day JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:55:26 PM): LOL JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:55:28 PM): i guess so JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:55:34 PM): http://video.google.com/url?docid=-72185487...6kpxSPgg ProfShewseffi (1:55:49 PM): we are some crazy gun-toting republican motherfuckers compton style JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:55:45 PM): "we" as in orientals, or "we" as in you and me? ProfShewseffi (1:56:43 PM): orientals |
The Professor brings up an interesting point. I've been tempted to play the "crazed, gun-toting, loner Oriental kid" card recently on some of these irritable Liberals who go through life racked with White Guilt here in the Blue State Frontier. God knows they're on edge nowadays because they let their tolerance get in the way of their common sense.
Or it could be that THE PURSWADER talks to me, the way that John London's switchblade Mr. Sticky talks to him on the show. And there, that's two more post labels to add.
Except that, shit, now I have to add the Jack Bauer recaps.
One more label: SANDRA BULLOCK'S NIPPY-NIPS
This next excerpt references the Mad TV clip linked above. Watch it, it's funny.
| you sure it was him or some other oriental dude who looked like him? |
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| JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:57:03 PM): FREEE-ZUH!!! L.A.P.D.-UH!!! ProfShewseffi (1:58:11 PM): AW SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JihadJimmyMWCCDF (1:59:30 PM): see, these orientals are funny ProfShewseffi (1:59:56 PM): HAHAHAHAH bobby lee ProfShewseffi (1:59:59 PM): he did one before ProfShewseffi (2:00:01 PM): another 24 ProfShewseffi (2:00:25 PM): hahahahahhah ProfShewseffi (2:01:49 PM): HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!  ProfShewseffi (2:03:45 PM): did you know that john cho went to Cal?JihadJimmyMWCCDF (2:03:38 PM): no shit! ProfShewseffi (2:03:56 PM): yeah ProfShewseffi (2:04:05 PM): he graduated in 99? 2000? ProfShewseffi (2:04:09 PM): i saw him on campus a few times ProfShewseffi (2:04:12 PM): before he got famous JihadJimmyMWCCDF (2:04:13 PM): you sure it was him or some other oriental dude who looked like him? ProfShewseffi (2:04:35 PM): yeah it was him JihadJimmyMWCCDF (2:04:38 PM): OK i was being sarcastic ProfShewseffi (2:04:58 PM): hhahhaha ProfShewseffi (2:04:59 PM): i know JihadJimmyMWCCDF (2:06:08 PM): LOL check this out JihadJimmyMWCCDF (2:06:21 PM): i searched for "john cho wikipedia" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (2:06:21 PM): http://www.blingo.com/search?q=john+cho+wikipedia&sourceid=firefox&s=0&s=0 JihadJimmyMWCCDF (2:06:26 PM): look what the second result is JihadJimmyMWCCDF (2:06:41 PM): LOL oh shit, john cho was an english major! ProfShewseffi (2:07:19 PM): they all are ProfShewseffi (2:07:21 PM): damn koreans ProfShewseffi (2:11:07 PM): ya know... in light of all of this convo ProfShewseffi (2:11:18 PM): we are justified to make racist comments against orientals ProfShewseffi (2:11:25 PM): because i, too, am an oriental JihadJimmyMWCCDF (2:11:15 PM): oh yes as am i |
If I can get Professor Shewseffi to embrace Oriental as the preferred nomenclature, I'll have made great inroads on my latest project in political incorrectness.
| we're the mexicans of the orient |
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| JihadJimmyMWCCDF (2:12:38 PM): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Model_minority JihadJimmyMWCCDF (2:14:33 PM): whoa sweet, us lazy filipinos aren't considered a "model minority" ProfShewseffi (2:15:22 PM): you guys are considered the mah-dur puckers ProfShewseffi (2:15:30 PM): in your balik bayan boxes JihadJimmyMWCCDF (2:15:22 PM): we're the mexicans of the orient ProfShewseffi (2:16:27 PM): that's right ProfShewseffi (2:16:39 PM): and anything below the region of hong kong ProfShewseffi (2:16:48 PM): they are the skidmarks on the underpants of asia |
Mexicans of the Pacific Rim, Uncle Toms of the Pacific Rim. Pick 'em, I gots racial invectives galore!
Not that "Mexican" is a racial invective. It just has those connotations. Ask the Daily Californian. They edited one of my letters to the editor which referred to my Mexican friend who was running for some stupid political office for some stupid student government. She was Mexican, I've met her parents. But no, the Daily Cal had to change Mexican to Hispanic.
Not sure when or how perfectly good words like "Mexican" or "Jew" became politically incorrect. But now that they are, I'm more inclined to use them. Heh.
| i knew that conversation looked familiar |
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| ProfShewseffi (2:19:08 PM): sometimes i think that we have the funniest conversations ProfShewseffi (2:19:08 PM): hahahahaha ProfShewseffi (2:19:11 PM): very noteworthy ProfShewseffi (2:19:15 PM): and worth saving JihadJimmyMWCCDF (2:19:05 PM): that's why i put them up on the SHoP ProfShewseffi (2:19:27 PM): HAHAHAH JihadJimmyMWCCDF (2:25:14 PM): did you see the last time you made the SHoP? ProfShewseffi (2:25:47 PM): yeah i did ProfShewseffi (2:25:48 PM): just saw it ProfShewseffi (2:25:49 PM): ahhahahaah ProfShewseffi (2:25:51 PM): the OC ProfShewseffi (2:25:53 PM): ahahhahahaha!!! ProfShewseffi (2:25:55 PM): and our convo ProfShewseffi (2:26:02 PM): i knew that conversation looked familiar |
Maybe if i'm not too lazy, I'll post up some more permalinks to Professor Shewseffi's earlier SHoP appearances.
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
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