Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Thanks to all you Little Brains who were so fucking excited about Snakes on a Plane

This is wonderful. For fuck's sake, just STFU and stop protesting useless shit. Pick your battles! Who gives a fuck what a PBS documentary says or doesn't say about Mexi-soldiers? Mexicans don't watch PBS!

HOLY FUCK ME IN THE GOAT ASS NOBODY WATCHES PBS!!!

But no, over some stupid perceived loss or injustice or wrong committed against Mexi-dudes who are watching Sabado Gigante, now they're making Ken Burns himself (for whom an entire graphical rendering is named) take suggestions about his documentary because it didn't include enough Mexi-stories?

PBS to add Latino voices to WWII series

Why Snakes on a Plane, you Little Brains might ask? Well shit, that was the movie that was going to be so stupid that people were going to enjoy it because it was stupid, right? Wonderful marketing. At least other campy movies took themselves seriously. At first.

But what was one of the cool retarded things about SoaP? Oh the producers added shit in at the request of you dumbfuck Little Brains. Thanks for setting such a shitty precedent.

I've always maintained that we have way too many directors and whoever else, but let me qualify that by saying that those that are around are necessary. Let them do their fucking jobs already.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

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PS- Just so I can use what could potentially be the most popular SHoP Label of all time... had Premonition been subject to this movie production via democracy, I would've suggested that both of Sandra Bullock's nippy-nips made simultaneous screen appearances, not just one at a time.
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