There you go again...

Well, it appears as if we're ensconced in yet another blog war (the first one, yay!)... and upon further review, the play stands and I feel I have used "ensconced" correctly. As bellicose and jingo-istic Republicans, we can easily settle into war as a final option.

(Remember those retarded "WAR IS NOT AN OPTION" bumper stickers? Yeah, it sucks when you have to exercise non-options like war to do things like get rid of Hitler and shit like that, huh? What a bummer.)

So it all started when some troll who ganked his name from a mediocre Coen Brothers movie started in with the cookie cutter, liberal responses. I swear to Christ, it's like they all take the same Stupid Pills, all liberals sound alike. So when responding in SixH's comment window, some crybaby ad came up for something stupid like "Save my liberal blog from Republicant trolls".

Which is an invitation for a Republican response on a liberal blog. First things first, I checked to see if there was a quorum present: TioJ makes 1, and so we're good to go. I clicked on the link, and here's what I found!

Yay!

Here's the retarded post. A bunch of liberal drivel...

And my response is as follows...

> Are you retarded? It's not a rhetorical question.
>
> The draft was a democrat idea, introduced only to tell the
> daft American public that it was W's idea. The democrat who
> introduced it, in fact, himself voted against it.
>
> Open your eyes, and stop complaining about Republican trolls,
> you stinky hippie.

Anybody who can't comprehend that Bush does not want to institute a draft, please return your voter registration cards to your local Registrar of Voters. Congratulations, you are hereby ruining the representative republic that is America!

Just you wait, The Dude will comment on this post and say something that's supposed to garner admiration and provoke thought, but in reality does little more than leave us sadly wondering how somebody who has enough dexterity points to type on a QWERTY keyboard can lack the common sense that God has granted to one of us simpleton Republicans.

THE MEDIA IS ULTRA-LIBERAL. IF YOU CANNOT ACCEPT THIS, YOU CANNOT HAVE CONVERSATION UP HERE ON OUR LEVEL.

I AGREE!
NO WAY, DUDE!

all my love,
Tio Jaime