ARE YOU READY FOR SOME DEBATE-AGE?

I've been asked to review the 2nd presidential debate, 3am Critic-style.

The 3am Critic, because I'm positive that absolutely nobody knows what the hell I'm talking about, was a contributor to a past favorite website of mine, berkeleysucks.com. The site is dead now, but one of the dudes liked to review movies this way, chatting with himself in iChat. Or that craptacular AIM. Most likely AIM because iChat doesn't have a good timestamp

Anycrap, if you're looking for more television, but in pissed-off-berkeley-engineer form, check out some of these reviews:

24 Season 2, Ronald Reagan dies, Smarty Jones makes a run for the Triple Crown
Season Premier of The Amazing Race 5, from Santa Monica, CA
Wow I watch a lot of TV. Here are a few episodes of 24.
Here's the one I was looking for! Second to last episode of Gilmore Girls last year...

But these can all wait, here's the debate...

THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA MARCHING BAND GLOCKENSPIEL ALUMNI ASSOCIATION IS PROUD TO PRESENT WITHOUT COMMERCIALS THE SECOND PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE OF 2004
(go bears, beat U$C)
(contains spicy language)
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Poke00210 (5:58:48 PM): WELL IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME
Poke00210 (5:59:28 PM): WHAT KIND OF PIECE OF SHIT COMPUTER TAKES 10 MINUTES TO START UP?!?
Poke00210 (5:59:37 PM): A FUCKING DELL, THAT'S WHAT KIND!
Poke00210 (6:00:05 PM): IF I HAD MY APPLE POWERBOOK HERE W/ME I WOULDN'T HAVE WASTED VALUABLE TIME
Poke00210 (6:00:31 PM): Please to be welcoming to Tio Jaime's 3am Criticizing of the 2nd 2004 Presidential Debate
Poke00210 (6:00:37 PM): some stupid town hall format
Poke00210 (6:00:42 PM): but apparently this is good for W
Poke00210 (6:00:50 PM): oh, herein, W = George W. Bush
Poke00210 (6:01:04 PM): ass = John Kerry
Poke00210 (6:01:32 PM): watching here @ my parents' house in San Jose, CA on Fox News Channel
Poke00210 (6:01:51 PM): yay, charles gibson?
Poke00210 (6:01:56 PM): don't know, wasn't paying attention
Poke00210 (6:02:09 PM): yay, you've assembled a town hall meeting in the Show-Me State
Poke00210 (6:02:33 PM): HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE STUPID ENOUGH NOT TO KNOW FOR WHOM YOU'RE VOTING YET?
Poke00210 (6:03:04 PM): yay, we know the light system
Poke00210 (6:03:21 PM): i don't remember what the lights mean *exactly* but then again, I don't really care
Poke00210 (6:03:23 PM): W!
Poke00210 (6:03:27 PM): ASS
Poke00210 (6:03:34 PM): I fucking hate that ass
Poke00210 (6:03:52 PM): oh it's on
Poke00210 (6:03:56 PM): Laura Bush!
Poke00210 (6:04:07 PM): "Gentlemen, to the business at hand..."
Poke00210 (6:04:41 PM): Sheryl Otis! "you're too wishy-washy [ASS], do you have a response?"
Poke00210 (6:04:59 PM): what the hell are you talking about? she asked about YOU, ass
Poke00210 (6:06:04 PM): 1) patriot act, 2) no child left behind, 3) i'm guessing it's gonna be the $87 billion for the troops
Poke00210 (6:06:16 PM): OK dude, how about you address the question?
Poke00210 (6:06:24 PM): THAT'S BECAUSE THEY PAID AN ASSLOAD INTO THE SYSTEM
Poke00210 (6:06:25 PM): FUCKER
Poke00210 (6:06:29 PM): OH GO FUCK YOURSELF
Poke00210 (6:06:32 PM): W!
Poke00210 (6:06:43 PM): "Thanks, Washington U..."
Poke00210 (6:07:02 PM): 1) $87 billion
Poke00210 (6:07:06 PM): 2) Saddam as threat
Poke00210 (6:07:26 PM): W: kerry support getting rid of saddam until democratic primary
Poke00210 (6:07:50 PM): wow, W is sticking to that dumbass housefrau's question
Poke00210 (6:08:13 PM): yeah ASS, go ahead and vote against the middle class tax cut
Poke00210 (6:08:54 PM): Robin Dahl: W, iraq no have WMD, but saddam has knowledge enough to produce WMD, is this sufficient to invade?
Poke00210 (6:09:13 PM): nice, baby, play the 9/11 card
Poke00210 (6:09:37 PM): 75% of al qaida brought to justice
Poke00210 (6:09:41 PM): yeah, take it taliban
Poke00210 (6:09:57 PM): ooh, john kerry *did* see a threat in saddam
Poke00210 (6:10:25 PM): YES YOU STUPID UNDECIDED DUMBTARDS, WE *DID* GO TO THE UN, WE DIDN'T RUSH TO WAR
Poke00210 (6:10:53 PM): "saddam hussein was a unique threat"
Poke00210 (6:11:06 PM): huh?
Poke00210 (6:11:10 PM): stupid ass
Poke00210 (6:11:54 PM): OK, ASS, we can easily see you avoid the question about IRAQ not jobs and NCLB
Poke00210 (6:12:07 PM): dumbass, don't say the C-word!
Poke00210 (6:12:18 PM): best not to remind voters of bill clinton
Poke00210 (6:12:29 PM): that's another post, another time
Poke00210 (6:12:50 PM): ooh, "took his eye off the ball" GIVE IT UP, ASS, YOU'RE A GIRLIE-MAN
Poke00210 (6:13:10 PM): LOL, W: kerry's mindset believed in UN sanctions
Poke00210 (6:13:18 PM): W: UN not effective in removing saddam
Poke00210 (6:13:32 PM): BULLSHIT THEY WORKED, YOU ASS
Poke00210 (6:13:42 PM): $200 billion saved, oh yay
Poke00210 (6:13:52 PM): ooh, kerry looks pissed
Poke00210 (6:14:13 PM): Anthony Baldy: ass, would you proceed w/same plans as W?
Poke00210 (6:14:26 PM): WHAT KIND OF STUPID QUESTION IS THAT? GO VOTE FOR KERRY, YOU DUMBTARD UNDECIDED
Poke00210 (6:14:43 PM): yeah, let the great unwashed think up questions
Poke00210 (6:15:18 PM): did ass get a facelift, or is that just my parents' broke-ass TV?
Poke00210 (6:15:33 PM): W is smirking at ass right now
Poke00210 (6:16:06 PM): Ass: "I'm gonna get the training done, gonna get our allies back to the table"
Poke00210 (6:16:10 PM): yeah, how, hmm?
Poke00210 (6:16:15 PM): dumbfuck
Poke00210 (6:16:30 PM): this is kinda cool, W seems to be really in his element
Poke00210 (6:16:52 PM): W: sounds familiar, it's called the "Bush Plan!"
Poke00210 (6:16:57 PM): yay, have a summit!
Poke00210 (6:17:17 PM): "what's ass gonna say? join me in the wrong war at the wrong time in the wrong place?"
Poke00210 (6:17:18 PM): NICE
Poke00210 (6:17:47 PM): i like that bush smirk, "you like that shit, baby?"
Poke00210 (6:17:56 PM): OH ENOUGH WITH THE CORNERING OSAMA ALREADY
Poke00210 (6:18:09 PM): oh, you just drop that in the hopes of getting a voter or two?
Poke00210 (6:18:51 PM): W: global conflict
Poke00210 (6:19:03 PM): Mickey Washington: ooh, a black woman
Poke00210 (6:19:06 PM): oh damn, she's cute
Poke00210 (6:19:17 PM): sounds like she's asking a question
Poke00210 (6:19:27 PM): W, plan to repair diplomacy w/other countries?
Poke00210 (6:19:40 PM): ooh, playing the reagan card
Poke00210 (6:20:09 PM): dude, he's good
Poke00210 (6:20:28 PM): W: arafat not the kind of person to lead to a palestinian state
Poke00210 (6:20:38 PM): hmm... W: want palestinian state
Poke00210 (6:20:48 PM): W: no join international criminal court
Poke00210 (6:21:08 PM): "sometimes in this world you make unpopular decisions because you think they're right"
Poke00210 (6:21:25 PM): "i don't think you want a president who tries to become popular and does the wrong thing"
Poke00210 (6:21:45 PM): ass: president's answer promises more of the same
Poke00210 (6:22:10 PM): ass: president said he would go to war w/viable exit strategy and sufficient troops
Poke00210 (6:22:18 PM): ass: president no listen
Poke00210 (6:22:38 PM): yeah, let hans blix do some shit
Poke00210 (6:22:41 PM): DUMBASS
Poke00210 (6:22:45 PM): HE DIDN'T RUSH TO WAR
Poke00210 (6:22:57 PM): YOU LYING ASSHOLE
Poke00210 (6:23:27 PM): W: i asked the generals, "do you have what you need", "do we have the right plan?" "yes, mr. president"
Poke00210 (6:23:55 PM): make up your mind, you retard
Poke00210 (6:24:05 PM): president in charge of peace or the fucking troops?
Poke00210 (6:24:18 PM): Randy Jakes: GET YOUR FUCKING MICROPHONE YOU DUMB HOUSEFRAU
Poke00210 (6:24:41 PM): "ass, if UN sanctions don't work against iran, whatcha gonna do, baby?"
Poke00210 (6:24:49 PM): ass: can't rely fully on UN
Poke00210 (6:24:50 PM): wow
Poke00210 (6:25:09 PM): OK and now you wanna let UN inspectors do their jobs? MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND
Poke00210 (6:25:23 PM): herein, MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND = MUYFM
Poke00210 (6:25:51 PM): yeah, join up w/french and germans
Poke00210 (6:26:00 PM): you gotta *plan* for that, too?
Poke00210 (6:26:18 PM): ass, 13 years for president to round up russian nukes
Poke00210 (6:26:25 PM): ass will do it in four.
Poke00210 (6:26:31 PM): wow, how'd you find that number?
Poke00210 (6:26:41 PM): "That answer almost made me wanna scowl," said W.
Poke00210 (6:26:57 PM): who, saddam was deceiving UN inspectors?!?
Poke00210 (6:27:07 PM): ooh, hi cute blonde
Poke00210 (6:27:13 PM): hi again
Poke00210 (6:27:29 PM): W on north korea: naive and dangerous to have bilateral relations w/NK
Poke00210 (6:27:55 PM): W: clinton had bilateral relations w/NK, and he FUCKED UP
Poke00210 (6:28:07 PM): shit, i'm getting choked up now
Poke00210 (6:28:26 PM): daniel farley: W, how do you intend to police world w/o draft?
Poke00210 (6:28:33 PM): OH MY GOD YOU ARE A STUPID U NDECIDED RETARD
Poke00210 (6:28:49 PM): ooh, he's building up to Ass voting against funding troops
Poke00210 (6:29:02 PM): although i wonder how much truth there is to W's cutting combat pay
Poke00210 (6:29:35 PM): dude, W is surprisingly sharp tonight
Poke00210 (6:29:46 PM): wow, that was a very eggheaded response
Poke00210 (6:30:08 PM): notice how the democrat tactic is just to destroy and oppose anything republican
Poke00210 (6:30:21 PM): nice that the republicans have PLANS
Poke00210 (6:31:01 PM): ass: me no likey draft, dis am what ass am thinking about W policy
Poke00210 (6:31:23 PM): ass: W has backdoor draft
Poke00210 (6:31:33 PM): shit, i gotta backdoor draft for you
Poke00210 (6:32:09 PM): oh nice, W took the reins of the debate
Poke00210 (6:32:15 PM): FUCK YOU MODERATOR!
Poke00210 (6:33:34 PM): ann bronsing: ass, we am fortunate no more terrorist attacks, what you do to insure this?
Poke00210 (6:34:04 PM): NOT A QUESTION ABOUT THE PRESIDENT, YOU RETARD ASSHOLE
Poke00210 (6:34:19 PM): yeah, OK HOW are you gonna do it better then ass?
Poke00210 (6:34:48 PM): holy crap, he's all over the board
Poke00210 (6:35:23 PM): oh please just *try* to answer the question
Poke00210 (6:35:34 PM): yes, we know what he did...
Poke00210 (6:35:42 PM): W: bitch, we tripled the homeland security budget
Poke00210 (6:35:56 PM): W: ass cut intelligence by 7 billion
Poke00210 (6:36:03 PM): W: we need to stay on offense
Poke00210 (6:36:22 PM): W is juking now to the patriot act
Poke00210 (6:36:37 PM): W: "i don't think my opponent has the right view on the world"
Poke00210 (6:37:05 PM): W with authority!
Poke00210 (6:37:26 PM): war requires complete understanding, says W...
Poke00210 (6:38:02 PM): ass: test not money, but if everything possible was done
Poke00210 (6:38:10 PM): HE SAID THAT HE DID, ALREADY YOU ASS
Poke00210 (6:38:56 PM): John Horseman: Pres. W, why you ban canadian drugs?
Poke00210 (6:39:01 PM): W: i haven't yet, you cock
Poke00210 (6:39:10 PM): W: i jsut want to make sure your dumb undecided ass is protected
Poke00210 (6:39:24 PM): W: we gotta make sure
Poke00210 (6:39:44 PM): W: need to speed up generic drugs
Poke00210 (6:40:13 PM): LOL he pronounced it "Missourra"
Poke00210 (6:40:44 PM): with authority!
Poke00210 (6:41:07 PM): ass: four years ago, W said canadian drugs made sense
Poke00210 (6:41:26 PM): yeah, you specifically voted for it?
Poke00210 (6:41:28 PM): were you there?
Poke00210 (6:41:36 PM): what about your gawky little bitch boy edwards?
Poke00210 (6:41:47 PM): MEDICARE DOESN'T BELONG TO THEM
Poke00210 (6:41:59 PM): IT FUCKING BELONGS TO ME AND THE REST OF THE AMERICAN TAXPAYING PUBLIC
Poke00210 (6:42:23 PM): yeah, he wants generics which is how he LOVES THE DRUG COMPANIES
Poke00210 (6:42:27 PM): you inconsistent ass
Poke00210 (6:42:44 PM): uh oh, bringing up ass's record!
Poke00210 (6:42:57 PM): ass hasn't done a thing in 20 years to help medicare
Poke00210 (6:43:28 PM): that was a stupid segue into the deficit
Poke00210 (6:44:02 PM): Norma Jean Laurent: Senator ass, your Veep candidate is a cock lawyer who appears to violate medical reform
Poke00210 (6:44:21 PM): shit, SixH just tried to call
Poke00210 (6:44:45 PM): lemme call him back
Poke00210 (6:45:20 PM): sixH thinks it's looking bad for W
Poke00210 (6:45:36 PM): said W was getting mad
Poke00210 (6:45:44 PM): "join me in rolling back W
Poke00210 (6:45:48 PM): 's tax cut"
Poke00210 (6:45:53 PM): or, "i'm an ass"
Poke00210 (6:46:20 PM): W: ass has proposed 2.2 trillion in spending
Poke00210 (6:46:37 PM): W: ass not for medical liability reform, he didn't vote for it!
Poke00210 (6:46:54 PM): W: dude, ass, you don't understand lawsuits
Poke00210 (6:47:19 PM): W: that's what liberals do, they creat gov't sponsored healthcare
Poke00210 (6:47:29 PM): would ruin quality of healthcare in america
Poke00210 (6:47:40 PM): followup
Poke00210 (6:47:53 PM): ass: didn't ask question about pain and suffering limits
Poke00210 (6:47:58 PM): ANSWER THE QUESTION
Poke00210 (6:48:05 PM): LISTEN TO THE QUESTION
Poke00210 (6:48:28 PM): W: you should've voted, ass!
Poke00210 (6:49:19 PM): Matthew O'Brian: W, you have GOP majority, you no veto spending bill, 700 billion spent, no paid for by taxes. please to be explaining.
Poke00210 (6:49:31 PM): W: we have deficit because of recession
Poke00210 (6:49:49 PM): W: stock market started dropping before i got into office
Poke00210 (6:50:16 PM): W: yes, tax cut to get out of recession!
Poke00210 (6:50:41 PM): W: tax cut increase investment
Poke00210 (6:51:29 PM): Ass: my HC plan not big government
Poke00210 (6:51:36 PM): umm, didn't think we were talking about that
Poke00210 (6:52:05 PM): ass: W first president in 76 years to lose jobs
Poke00210 (6:52:49 PM): LOL my brother gave me the finger in front of mom and he got in trouble
Poke00210 (6:53:26 PM): W: STOCK MARKET DECLINING 6 MONTHS PRIOR TO MY ADMINISTRATION
Poke00210 (6:53:38 PM): i don't think you stupid undecideds are able to comprehend that
Poke00210 (6:54:49 PM): James Varner: ass, you increase taxes on families?
Poke00210 (6:54:57 PM): ASS: yes, RIGHT INTO THE CAMERA
Poke00210 (6:55:02 PM): oh God that was scary
Poke00210 (6:56:38 PM): "read my lips: no new taxes, i'll cut middle class taxes"
Poke00210 (6:56:53 PM): W: ass not fiscally credible
Poke00210 (6:57:04 PM): ass voted over 200 times to break spending cap?
Poke00210 (6:57:27 PM): yes, how *will* he pay for 2.2 trillion in spending?
Poke00210 (6:57:39 PM): "battling green eyeshades" LOL
Poke00210 (6:57:57 PM): "based on his record, he's gonna raise your taxes"
Poke00210 (6:58:04 PM): oh, see? W has a *plan*
Poke00210 (6:58:40 PM): ass: i'm in bed w/john mccain
Poke00210 (6:58:57 PM): ass: i was one of first democrats to vote for balanced budget
Poke00210 (6:59:20 PM): W: record over 20 years says he's gonna raise your taxes
Poke00210 (6:59:33 PM): W: just not credible
Poke00210 (6:59:50 PM): James Hubb: W, how would you rate yourself as an environmentalist?
Poke00210 (6:59:57 PM): oh God what a queer question
Poke00210 (7:00:06 PM): W: reduce off road diesel emissions
Poke00210 (7:00:47 PM): W: other stuff too, sounds kinda green and fruity and shit
Poke00210 (7:01:29 PM): W: proposed hydrogen automobile
Poke00210 (7:01:36 PM): W: dude, where's my coal car
Poke00210 (7:01:48 PM): W: "dis am de good steward of the land"
Poke00210 (7:02:08 PM): ass: president not living in reality
Poke00210 (7:02:14 PM): ass: something about being a red sox fan
Poke00210 (7:02:16 PM): ???
Poke00210 (7:02:39 PM): OK he said "three" and he held up "two" fingers
Poke00210 (7:02:42 PM): DUMBASS
Poke00210 (7:03:17 PM): that's because Christine Todd Whitman was a commie-tard
Poke00210 (7:03:29 PM): (OK, i don't really know why she resigned)
Poke00210 (7:03:38 PM): ooh, Kyoto Treaty would've cost jobs
Poke00210 (7:03:46 PM): would've made us popular, yes
Poke00210 (7:03:54 PM): oh hi grumpy looking blonde
Poke00210 (7:04:13 PM): ass: Kyoto Treaty flawed
Poke00210 (7:04:26 PM): ass: W did not try to fix it
Poke00210 (7:05:09 PM): Jane Barrow: senator ass, how can US be competitive in manufacturing w/standard of life?
Poke00210 (7:05:14 PM): WTF was that stupid cunt trying to say?
Poke00210 (7:05:33 PM): ass: gonna shut loophole to move jobs overseas
Poke00210 (7:06:10 PM): yeah, your plan lowers costs and quality as well
Poke00210 (7:06:41 PM): oh, you're rolling back a tax cut?!? isn't that the same as saying you're GONNA RAISE TAXES?!? YOU DOUBLESPEAKING DEMOCRAT FUCKTARD
Poke00210 (7:07:29 PM): how does dependence on middle east oil have ANYTHING to do with healthcare and the economy?
Poke00210 (7:07:54 PM): our dependence on middle east oil has everything to do with transportation, and nothing to do with our energy policy
Poke00210 (7:08:31 PM): ooh, 900K small business will be taxed under sen. ass
Poke00210 (7:09:20 PM): ass: wall street journal says 96% of small businesses will be taxed
Poke00210 (7:09:35 PM): W: "I owned a timber company?!? Need some wood?"
Poke00210 (7:09:43 PM): oh jesus LOL
Poke00210 (7:09:55 PM): 70% of new jobs are from small businesses
Poke00210 (7:10:27 PM): rob fowler, unwashed: W, 45 days after 9/11, patriot act was passed. why my rights being watered down?
Poke00210 (7:10:30 PM): you fucking terrorist
Poke00210 (7:11:07 PM): ooh, terrorist fighting tools are already in place against drug dealers and white collar criminals
Poke00210 (7:11:24 PM): oh hi there cute blonde
Poke00210 (7:11:30 PM): Jimmy normally doesn't like blondes.
Poke00210 (7:11:33 PM): oops
Poke00210 (7:11:39 PM): "Jimmy usually doesn't like blondes"
Poke00210 (7:12:06 PM): W: fbi said would not be able to do their job w/o patriot act
Poke00210 (7:12:29 PM): ass: now he's naming republicans who said they opposed the patriot act
Poke00210 (7:12:42 PM): ass: ashcroft applied it twice incorrectly
Poke00210 (7:13:26 PM): Whatever, ass, President Lincoln suspended the writs of habeas corpus... i'm sure you would've been OK w/that
Poke00210 (7:14:26 PM): Elizabeth Long, undecided housefrau: ass, stem cells are gewd. nobody ever use embryonic stem cells to cure. is this necessary?
Poke00210 (7:14:32 PM): w: i respect your beliefs.
Poke00210 (7:14:58 PM): w: wow, michael j. fox wants us to explore embryonic stem cell research
Poke00210 (7:15:13 PM): w: yay, christopher reeve
Poke00210 (7:15:24 PM): oops
Poke00210 (7:15:31 PM): sorry, ass said those past three things
Poke00210 (7:15:47 PM): well actually yeah, that makes sense
Poke00210 (7:16:18 PM): Ok here comes W
Poke00210 (7:16:38 PM): W: embryonic stem cell research requires destruction of embryo
Poke00210 (7:17:02 PM): W: we need to be very careful balancing ethics, science
Poke00210 (7:17:10 PM): W blinded me with ethics
Poke00210 (7:17:57 PM): ass: W is waffling now
Poke00210 (7:18:22 PM): ass: bush's current lines insufficient
Poke00210 (7:19:07 PM): Johnathon Michaelson: W, vacancy in supreme court, who would you choose, why?
Poke00210 (7:19:12 PM): W: I'm not tellin'!
Poke00210 (7:19:22 PM): W: really haven't picked anybody yet
Poke00210 (7:19:32 PM): W: they're all voting for me?
Poke00210 (7:19:38 PM): man, tha'ts kinda funny
Poke00210 (7:19:59 PM): w: no pick somebody who said plege of allegiance no use God
Poke00210 (7:20:30 PM): W: no judges who let personal opinion get in the way
Poke00210 (7:21:07 PM): w: no litmus test except for constitutional interpretation
Poke00210 (7:21:21 PM): ass: W said we need conservative judges
Poke00210 (7:21:41 PM): ass, must you attack? why don't you present an answer
Poke00210 (7:22:43 PM): equal pay for equal work is not a constitutional right
Poke00210 (7:22:54 PM): Sarah Deigenhart: OH IT'S THE CUTE BLONDE
Poke00210 (7:23:30 PM): Sarah: ass, voter wants assurance that his tax dollars no go to fund abortion
Poke00210 (7:23:35 PM): ass: i'm a catholic
Poke00210 (7:23:48 PM): ass: no take article of faith and legislate it to others
Poke00210 (7:24:09 PM): OK, so how, then, can you as a Catholic support a party that is pro-abortion?
Poke00210 (7:24:45 PM): yeah, normal americans can be pro-choice but not pro-abortion, but your party is in bed with those who are pro-abortion
Poke00210 (7:24:56 PM): with those who would like to see the proliferation of abortion
Poke00210 (7:25:02 PM): oh hi sarah
Poke00210 (7:25:20 PM): W: "i'm trying to decipher that"
Poke00210 (7:25:27 PM): oh, damn sarah's cute
Poke00210 (7:25:58 PM): ass voted against partial birth abortion act
Poke00210 (7:26:04 PM): oh sarah's cute
Poke00210 (7:26:17 PM): screw this, i'm spelling it "sara"
Poke00210 (7:26:22 PM): i like that one better
Poke00210 (7:26:26 PM): ooh, she's wearing brown
Poke00210 (7:26:29 PM): i like brown
Poke00210 (7:27:31 PM): ass: i'm against partial birth abortion, i'm not in favor of raped daughters asking her rapist's father's permission to have an abortion
Poke00210 (7:27:41 PM): BOTOXOR
Poke00210 (7:27:48 PM): B0T0X0R
Poke00210 (7:28:21 PM): Linda Graebel: W, during last four years, you've made thousands of decisions, 3 instances that you've made a wrong decision?
Poke00210 (7:28:26 PM): oh hi sara
Poke00210 (7:28:37 PM): damn, i would like to be molested by her
Poke00210 (7:28:45 PM): ooh yeah
Poke00210 (7:28:49 PM): molested *bad*
Poke00210 (7:28:53 PM): hurt me momma
Poke00210 (7:29:16 PM): OK W just answer the questions
Poke00210 (7:29:23 PM): oh hi sara
Poke00210 (7:29:25 PM): she looks catatonic
Poke00210 (7:29:59 PM): sara needs tio jaime loving
Poke00210 (7:30:08 PM): oh she smiled!
Poke00210 (7:30:17 PM): she has a goofy Bus Lady Extreme smile!
Poke00210 (7:30:58 PM): ass: W made catastrophic mistake by not building true global coalition, not giving inspectors enough time, going to war as last resort
Poke00210 (7:31:33 PM): don't go there, ass
Poke00210 (7:31:41 PM): who didn't vote for the armor?
Poke00210 (7:32:06 PM): LOL he *did* vote against the $87 billion!
Poke00210 (7:32:16 PM): "i voted for the 87 billion before i voted against it"
Poke00210 (7:32:45 PM): "i made a mistake in the way i talked about it. he made a mistake in invading iraq. which is worse?"
Poke00210 (7:32:57 PM): YOU UNORIGINAL PIECE OF REPEATING SHIT
Poke00210 (7:33:11 PM): yay, closing statements!
Poke00210 (7:33:19 PM): ass: thank you all! i'm an ass
Poke00210 (7:33:25 PM): no, he really did say that
Poke00210 (7:33:40 PM): i'm practically a democrat, so why wouldn't you trust me
Poke00210 (7:34:02 PM): yeah right ass wouldn't bow down to the UN
Poke00210 (7:34:05 PM): KENNEDY
Poke00210 (7:34:18 PM): OH, WHO ALMOST GOT OUR SHIT BLOWN UP CUBA-STYLE
Poke00210 (7:34:23 PM): FUCK DUDE
Poke00210 (7:34:36 PM): you tard
Poke00210 (7:34:38 PM): show sara again
Poke00210 (7:34:44 PM): Dude, Where's My Sara?
Poke00210 (7:35:06 PM): bull shit you're an optimist
Poke00210 (7:35:18 PM): the very nature of the democratic party excludes optimism
Poke00210 (7:35:35 PM): oh that grumpy chick behind W looks pissed
Poke00210 (7:35:39 PM): SHOW SARA
Poke00210 (7:36:00 PM): see? *here's* optimism
Poke00210 (7:36:27 PM): see? *here's* a plan
Poke00210 (7:37:06 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (7:37:11 PM): he said "haters"
Poke00210 (7:37:15 PM): 'sup playa!
Poke00210 (7:37:44 PM): ooh, debate at ASU
Poke00210 (7:37:59 PM): chicks there are waaaay hotter than sara dago-meister or whatever her name was
Poke00210 (7:38:24 PM): GOODNIGHT, ST. LOUIS!!!
Poke00210 (7:38:35 PM): ooh, bye sara!
Poke00210 (7:38:43 PM): ooh hi sara
Poke00210 (7:38:55 PM): eww, hi teresa
Poke00210 (7:39:01 PM): ooh yeah hi laura
Poke00210 (7:39:20 PM): dude, where's my sara?
Poke00210 (7:39:23 PM): =(
Poke00210 (7:39:46 PM): B0T0X0R
Poke00210 (7:40:07 PM): yay
Poke00210 (7:40:15 PM): oh, kerry daughter?
Poke00210 (7:40:18 PM): OK
Poke00210 (7:40:22 PM): she's no sara, but she'll do
Poke00210 (7:40:32 PM): OK time for dinner
Poke00210 (7:40:34 PM): i'm hungry
Poke00210 (7:40:47 PM): Vote Republican!