My JohnKerryLies O'Lantern!!!

Here is the pumpkin I was boldly displaying in my window last week. It has since rotted, and now I have to carve a new one. One might think that it's not a good idea to put a JKL O'Lantern in the same neighborhood where Kerry/Edwards bumper stickers have been mysteriously turning up defaced (heh), but lucky for me liberals are just a bunch of giant pussies.

Much like how I don't like it when people around me claim to suck at golf, I also don't like it when people around me claim to be politically incorrect.