The LiveBlog of the Final Presidential Debate

(5:57:35 PM) You have just entered room "JOHN KERRY IS A HOMOTARD."
TioJaime (5:57:40 PM): hello dere!
TioJaime (5:58:00 PM): OK i've opened up a chatroom
TioJaime (5:58:14 PM): with luck, SixH will be joining us
TioJaime (5:58:44 PM): Fortunately for me, I have no woman, and as such I can 3am Criticize this at almost no inconvenience to myself
TioJaime (5:58:51 PM): yessir, fortunately for me. heh.
TioJaime (5:59:00 PM): dammit, if you're reading this, find me a woman
TioJaime (5:59:07 PM): watching on Fox News Channel
TioJaime (5:59:13 PM): really, the only way to watch
TioJaime (5:59:18 PM): Brit Hume is talking about baseball now
TioJaime (5:59:45 PM): I bet you John Kerry can't tell you who's pitching for Boston tonight
TioJaime (6:01:09 PM): this dell sucks ass
TioJaime (6:01:46 PM): Bob Sheefer! (sp?)
TioJaime (6:01:53 PM): he was on the Don and Mike Show last week...
TioJaime (6:02:06 PM): yay, domestic affairs
TioJaime (6:02:18 PM): Dude, Where's My SixHertz?
TioJaime (6:03:12 PM): "audience has agreed to remain silent, except for right now..."
TioJaime (6:03:23 PM): yeah if I was in the audience, i wouldn't agree to greet John Kerry
TioJaime (6:03:45 PM): OK herein: Bush = W and Kerry = ASSCLOWN
TioJaime (6:04:16 PM): first question to ASSCLOWN: will our children ever live in as safe a world as we grew up in?
TioJaime (6:04:32 PM): ASSCLOWN
TioJaime (6:04:42 PM): i'm gonna keep that in my clipboard
TioJaime (6:04:51 PM): here, watch the time stamp
TioJaime (6:04:52 PM): ASSCLOWN
TioJaime (6:04:53 PM): ASSCLOWN
TioJaime (6:04:53 PM): ASSCLOWN
TioJaime (6:04:54 PM): ASSCLOWN
TioJaime (6:04:55 PM): ASSCLOWN
TioJaime (6:04:55 PM): ASSCLOWN
TioJaime (6:05:14 PM): ASSCLOWNASSCLOWN
TioJaime (6:05:18 PM): LOL
TioJaime (6:05:24 PM): forgot about that
TioJaime (6:05:41 PM): why does ASSCLOWN look diferent each time i see him on TV?
TioJaime (6:05:58 PM): yeah, talk to kennedy again
TioJaime (6:06:02 PM): ALLIANCES?!?
TioJaime (6:06:24 PM): said he who destroys our alliances by having his sister campaign against our australian ally in his reelection bid
TioJaime (6:06:40 PM): W!
TioJaime (6:07:01 PM): did somebody say "19-y-o afghan woman"
TioJaime (6:07:17 PM): hey, they should let Sarah Degenhart moderate
TioJaime (6:07:20 PM): she was *dreamy*
TioJaime (6:07:52 PM): la la la, ASSCLOWN says that we let osama escape
TioJaime (6:08:27 PM): OK folks, seriously... if that *really* happened, don't you think the LIBERAL media would've had a field day?
TioJaime (6:08:57 PM): OH MAN THAT WAS HILARIOUS
TioJaime (6:08:57 PM): *EXAGGERATION*
(6:09:26 PM) SixHertz has entered the room.
TioJaime (6:09:33 PM): get in here, goddamit
SixHertz (6:09:47 PM): I'm here, mofo
TioJaime (6:09:50 PM): oh man, that was funny, did you see him just now?
TioJaime (6:10:03 PM): yeah, i know
SixHertz (6:10:19 PM): George is doing well right now.
TioJaime (6:10:35 PM): yeah, he went straight for the kill w/the terrorism as nuisance
SixHertz (6:10:42 PM): absolutely.
TioJaime (6:10:52 PM): this is a stupid question right now
SixHertz (6:10:53 PM): What? Not f*cking working?
TioJaime (6:11:07 PM): what the shit is he talking about?
SixHertz (6:11:10 PM): I think Bush is ultra-prepared for this debate.
SixHertz (6:11:15 PM): Arizonians?
SixHertz (6:11:24 PM): I'm from Canadia.
SixHertz (6:11:27 PM): duhhh
TioJaime (6:11:30 PM): i prefer "Arizoners"
SixHertz (6:11:57 PM): right, "I will fix EVERYTHING" f*cker...
SixHertz (6:12:06 PM): "I HAVE A PLAN!!!"
TioJaime (6:12:13 PM): that wasn't the fucking question, you fucktard
SixHertz (6:12:20 PM): AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
SixHertz (6:12:27 PM): A littany of complaints!
TioJaime (6:12:29 PM): LOL
SixHertz (6:12:31 PM): THAT WAS GREAT!
TioJaime (6:12:49 PM): dude, he's bringing his A game tonight
SixHertz (6:12:53 PM): nice...he better get the saliva off his mouth.
TioJaime (6:13:00 PM): i missed the saliva
SixHertz (6:13:08 PM): We have choice.
SixHertz (6:13:22 PM): OOOH! he f*cked himself there.
TioJaime (6:13:37 PM): yeah, because we'll have choice with a big government, great society socialized healthcare system
TioJaime (6:13:57 PM): OK watch, the question is about john kerry
SixHertz (6:13:57 PM): just see if people start coming over here for health care.
TioJaime (6:14:33 PM): la la la, bush "lost" jobs
TioJaime (6:14:43 PM): ANSWER THE QUESTION, COCKBOY
SixHertz (6:14:50 PM): my plan this, my plan that.
SixHertz (6:15:16 PM): and completely F*CK business.
SixHertz (6:15:32 PM): I think I need to bleep out my french in the posting. ;-)
TioJaime (6:15:38 PM): nah, you'll be fine
TioJaime (6:15:43 PM): don't censor
SixHertz (6:15:50 PM): I have an Idea. I think we should find out HOW we get that awful hairdo of yours.
TioJaime (6:15:57 PM): part of being politically incorrect is cussing like a sailor
TioJaime (6:16:01 PM): and aren't you a sailor?
SixHertz (6:16:07 PM): :D yah.
SixHertz (6:16:14 PM): yeah, smile it up, kerry.
TioJaime (6:16:26 PM): tell you what, i'll swear like a sailor, and you can have a construction mouth
SixHertz (6:16:30 PM): ooooh, he's ON with the numbers.
TioJaime (6:16:45 PM): yeah, i like it when he's eggheaded
SixHertz (6:17:02 PM): the middle class
SixHertz (6:17:05 PM): ahaha, called it.
SixHertz (6:17:19 PM): damn, Bush...clean your lip....
TioJaime (6:17:26 PM): yeah, i was thinking the same thing
TioJaime (6:17:32 PM): didn't want to say anything though
SixHertz (6:18:06 PM): man, he prepped well for this debate.
TioJaime (6:18:11 PM): yeah, totally
SixHertz (6:18:35 PM): I'm astonished.
TioJaime (6:18:50 PM): i like his goofy smirk
SixHertz (6:18:57 PM): hah
SixHertz (6:19:35 PM): uh.
SixHertz (6:19:37 PM): uh.
TioJaime (6:19:41 PM): ASSCLOWN
SixHertz (6:19:45 PM): uh
SixHertz (6:19:46 PM): uh
SixHertz (6:19:54 PM): uh....he's speechless
TioJaime (6:19:56 PM): oh, i mentioned before you came in, kerry = ASSCLOWN
SixHertz (6:19:58 PM): TONY SOPRANO?
SixHertz (6:20:00 PM): WTF?
TioJaime (6:20:01 PM): huh?
TioJaime (6:20:05 PM): whoa, i missed that shit
TioJaime (6:20:27 PM): gasoline prices would be lower if DEMOCRATS didn't vote for gas taxes
SixHertz (6:20:29 PM): guess what america! There was a bubble, assclown.
TioJaime (6:20:48 PM): or if DEMOCRATS didn't prevent us from drilling in alaska because it's pretty up there
SixHertz (6:20:52 PM): guess what america...if the liberals didn't prevent new refineries from being built, gas would be the same price as before.
TioJaime (6:20:59 PM): ASSCLOWN
SixHertz (6:21:02 PM): ASSCLOWNS!
TioJaime (6:21:15 PM): (i have ASSCLOWN on control-V)
SixHertz (6:21:21 PM): HAH
TioJaime (6:21:31 PM): what kind of fucking leading question is that?
SixHertz (6:21:32 PM): eh?!
SixHertz (6:21:45 PM): I will promise you ANYTHING for your vote.
SixHertz (6:21:50 PM): OHH!
SixHertz (6:21:53 PM): playing field?!
SixHertz (6:22:25 PM): a nanosecond.
SixHertz (6:22:28 PM): let's see that shit.
TioJaime (6:22:29 PM): huh?
SixHertz (6:22:44 PM): how much shit can he pull from his ass and keep it clean.
SixHertz (6:22:58 PM): his shit don't stink!?
SixHertz (6:23:08 PM): DAMN FRIGGIN RIGHT IT DOES
TioJaime (6:23:18 PM): what the shit is this?
SixHertz (6:23:18 PM): uh...
TioJaime (6:23:23 PM): ASSCLOWN
TioJaime (6:23:35 PM): the American Economy doesn't center on the american worker
TioJaime (6:23:43 PM): it centers around American Profit
SixHertz (6:23:56 PM): NICE.
TioJaime (6:24:02 PM): and i don't want a president who is gonna be in bed w/the american unions anyway
SixHertz (6:24:07 PM): damn right it's money in my pocket.
TioJaime (6:24:21 PM): numbers!
SixHertz (6:24:33 PM): and you have MORE CONFIDENCE
TioJaime (6:24:38 PM): do you know how many watermelons you can buy with $1700?
SixHertz (6:24:46 PM): nice, NICE PREZ BUSH!
TioJaime (6:24:47 PM): hello dere!
SixHertz (6:24:50 PM): haha
SixHertz (6:25:02 PM): just like you, eh kerry?
SixHertz (6:25:05 PM): ASScLOWN!?
TioJaime (6:25:14 PM): ASSCLOWN
SixHertz (6:25:58 PM): LOL!
TioJaime (6:25:58 PM): LOL
SixHertz (6:26:09 PM): he fixed his saliva lip...thank god.
TioJaime (6:26:15 PM): yeah i hate gays too
SixHertz (6:26:22 PM): LOL
TioJaime (6:26:29 PM): i mean, "i hate all people, equally"
SixHertz (6:26:32 PM): DAMN PERFECT ANSWER
TioJaime (6:26:48 PM): i like how he toned it down.... it's all about controlling the tempo, baby
SixHertz (6:27:02 PM): very nice...damn...his lip still has the white crusty.
SixHertz (6:27:17 PM): uh oh...
SixHertz (6:27:37 PM): he's defending the point well...
SixHertz (6:27:54 PM): very moderate explanation.
TioJaime (6:28:04 PM): WHAT THE SHIT
TioJaime (6:28:05 PM): ASSCLOWN
SixHertz (6:28:06 PM): we're all God's children, bob.
SixHertz (6:28:11 PM): UH?!
SixHertz (6:28:14 PM): WTF?!
TioJaime (6:28:19 PM): LESBIAN-TASTIC!
SixHertz (6:28:24 PM): DIck Cheney is the only one he can think of?!
SixHertz (6:28:31 PM): struggling?! WTF?!
TioJaime (6:28:34 PM): i don't hate lesbians, btw... at least the hot kind
SixHertz (6:28:34 PM): he's blowing it?!
TioJaime (6:28:50 PM): oh, if anybody asks, we're not gays
SixHertz (6:29:08 PM): unbelieveable constitution.
SixHertz (6:29:12 PM): I like that quote.
SixHertz (6:29:17 PM): LOL!
TioJaime (6:29:22 PM): yes you can
TioJaime (6:29:26 PM): you ASSCLOWN
SixHertz (6:29:28 PM): Kerry: "Unbelievable Constitution"
SixHertz (6:29:43 PM): Kerry doesn't believe in the constitution!
SixHertz (6:29:44 PM): ;-)
TioJaime (6:30:00 PM): well, i wouldn't say it's a sin
TioJaime (6:30:14 PM): but it definitely goes against catholic teachings
SixHertz (6:30:28 PM): la la la I don't know what I'm saying al la la
TioJaime (6:30:36 PM): BULLSHIT DEMOCRATS LEGISLATE THEIR ARTICLES OF FAITH ON A DAILY BASIS
TioJaime (6:30:39 PM): FUCKING ASSCLOWN
SixHertz (6:30:40 PM): where are you taking this, johnny?
SixHertz (6:30:56 PM): He is f*cking this one up.
TioJaime (6:31:16 PM): that's because he has to suck off the feminazi crowd in his party
SixHertz (6:31:31 PM): hmmm...
TioJaime (6:31:34 PM): yeah, you're obviously not following it then
SixHertz (6:31:44 PM): he thinks on his feet, but I think they're smelling tonight.
TioJaime (6:31:51 PM): yeah, equality isn't a tenet of the Catholic church
SixHertz (6:32:44 PM): ooh.
SixHertz (6:32:52 PM): I didn't know he voted against that law.
TioJaime (6:33:03 PM): which law? i was distracted
SixHertz (6:33:12 PM): partial birth abortions.
TioJaime (6:33:15 PM): ahh
TioJaime (6:33:27 PM): yeah, Teresa Heinz-Kerry should definitely practice abstinence
SixHertz (6:33:32 PM): ROFL!
TioJaime (6:33:46 PM): lawyers
TioJaime (6:33:54 PM): insurance companies
TioJaime (6:33:57 PM): fuck 'em
TioJaime (6:34:36 PM): yeah, man he's real comfortable and constructive up there
SixHertz (6:34:41 PM): he is. big time.
TioJaime (6:34:48 PM): nice, W
TioJaime (6:34:51 PM): tie that in, baby
SixHertz (6:34:56 PM): EXCELLENT!
SixHertz (6:35:04 PM): Wow...he is on his friggin' game tonight.
TioJaime (6:35:21 PM): maybe i'm biased... heh, maybe.... but it's nice how he forces ASSCLOWN to keep attacking him
TioJaime (6:35:41 PM): makes ASSCLOWN seem too adversarial
SixHertz (6:35:47 PM): I like how he lined that up.
TioJaime (6:35:50 PM): yep
TioJaime (6:36:05 PM): ASSCLOWN: it's the administration's fault
TioJaime (6:36:23 PM): umm, less expensive drugs IS NOT A RIGHT
SixHertz (6:36:24 PM): okay, you KNOW he has a better response to that than last time.
SixHertz (6:36:41 PM): yeah, YEAY SOCIALISM.
TioJaime (6:36:41 PM): well shit, if it belongs to me, i want it back
TioJaime (6:37:05 PM): $139 million?
SixHertz (6:37:13 PM): billion, i think he said.
TioJaime (6:37:16 PM): that's pennies on a national scale
TioJaime (6:37:19 PM): oh did he?
TioJaime (6:37:31 PM): LOL yeah bitch
TioJaime (6:37:36 PM): YEAH BITCH
SixHertz (6:37:37 PM): :-)
TioJaime (6:37:40 PM): "NO RECORD OF LEADERSHIP"
TioJaime (6:37:44 PM): TAKE THAT ASSCLOWN
TioJaime (6:38:08 PM): there *are* amendments
TioJaime (6:38:27 PM): "I'm a proud socialist!"
TioJaime (6:38:29 PM): =)
SixHertz (6:39:08 PM): Like we believe those shitbags.
SixHertz (6:39:12 PM): mainstream media.
TioJaime (6:39:13 PM): hey I have an idea! ANSWER THE QUESTION
SixHertz (6:39:18 PM): LOL
TioJaime (6:39:32 PM): where are you getting the money, the liberal moderator asked...
TioJaime (6:39:35 PM): la la la
SixHertz (6:39:44 PM): ZING HIM BACK BUSH!
TioJaime (6:40:03 PM): No Child Left Unaffected by Socialized Medicine
SixHertz (6:40:08 PM): oh, jesus.
TioJaime (6:40:11 PM): bullshit
SixHertz (6:40:26 PM): don't jpeolple see right through this crap?
TioJaime (6:40:31 PM): unfortunately no
SixHertz (6:40:34 PM): EVERYONE WILL BUY INTO THE F*CKING THING.
SixHertz (6:40:47 PM): ERGO THE F*CKING THING WILL SUCK BALLS
SixHertz (6:41:00 PM): BECAUSE IT WON'T BE WORTH THE SHIT IT STANDS ON
SixHertz (6:41:06 PM): HAHAHA
TioJaime (6:41:14 PM): i wasn't listening, did he just say he was gonna cure diabetes?
SixHertz (6:41:21 PM): hahah, I zoned out there.
TioJaime (6:41:30 PM): and WTF did W just do?
TioJaime (6:41:40 PM): did he just brain hiccup?
SixHertz (6:41:51 PM): no, I'll tell you later.
TioJaime (6:41:54 PM): OK
SixHertz (6:42:06 PM): ABSOF*CKINGLUTELY
SixHertz (6:42:19 PM): ABSO F*CKING LUTELY
TioJaime (6:42:31 PM): GODDAM-RIGHT
SixHertz (6:42:34 PM): nice answer.
SixHertz (6:42:50 PM): wtf is kerry doing with his hands?
SixHertz (6:43:02 PM): THEN WHT THE HELL ARE YOU PROPOSING!?
TioJaime (6:43:03 PM): yeah right
TioJaime (6:43:13 PM): oh oh, here we go
TioJaime (6:43:16 PM): BAM
SixHertz (6:43:19 PM): OH, mAN is bush on his game.
TioJaime (6:43:25 PM): yeah, my grandparents have VA coverage now
SixHertz (6:43:29 PM): THATS WHY VETERANS SUPPORT BUSH
TioJaime (6:44:21 PM): media lies
SixHertz (6:44:24 PM): yup
TioJaime (6:44:26 PM): liberal media lies
TioJaime (6:44:37 PM): Think Different
TioJaime (6:44:59 PM): moynihan died?!?
SixHertz (6:45:41 PM): I know what Kerry is going to say:
SixHertz (6:45:49 PM): "Why didn't you do it in your first term"
SixHertz (6:46:04 PM): HAHAAHAHH
SixHertz (6:46:11 PM): HOW IS THAT AN INVITATION TO DISASTER!?
TioJaime (6:46:18 PM): i don't recognize ASSCLOWN as a fellow American
SixHertz (6:46:22 PM): lol
SixHertz (6:46:31 PM): YOU CONTROL YOUR OWN MONEY!
SixHertz (6:46:38 PM): How is that a disaster?
TioJaime (6:46:55 PM): it's a disaster because democrats will have less control over your money and life
SixHertz (6:47:02 PM): bullcrap.
TioJaime (6:47:13 PM): la la la
SixHertz (6:47:39 PM): Oooh, he brought up greenspan.
SixHertz (6:47:50 PM): Moderator is GOOOOOOOD
SixHertz (6:48:01 PM): LOL!
SixHertz (6:48:06 PM): nineteen ninety something
TioJaime (6:48:12 PM): that was a good year
SixHertz (6:48:16 PM): ROFL!
TioJaime (6:48:23 PM): with exception of President Bill Whats-his-face
TioJaime (6:48:37 PM): 2075?
SixHertz (6:49:01 PM): Bush should bring up the Nobel Laureate who agrees with Bush tax cuts.
SixHertz (6:49:10 PM): EH?
SixHertz (6:49:26 PM): did he just say "when social security gets into trouble"?
TioJaime (6:49:32 PM): missed it
SixHertz (6:49:38 PM): he keeps f*cking repeating himself.
SixHertz (6:49:48 PM): "I have a plan"
TioJaime (6:50:05 PM): i like secret, mystery plans. those are the *best*
SixHertz (6:51:08 PM): SMOKING!
SixHertz (6:51:22 PM): ABSOF*CKINGLUTELY!
TioJaime (6:51:39 PM): yay, immigrants
SixHertz (6:51:41 PM): immigration...okay, new question
TioJaime (6:51:54 PM): what say ye?
SixHertz (6:51:55 PM): wow.
TioJaime (6:51:57 PM): LOL
SixHertz (6:52:12 PM): goddamn, he must've had some caffeine tonight.
TioJaime (6:52:16 PM): anti-mexican drones!
SixHertz (6:52:51 PM): hmmm...the cards are controversial...
TioJaime (6:52:58 PM): update: Red Sox trailing Yankees 1-0 B5
SixHertz (6:52:59 PM): but it courts the mexican/latino vote.
SixHertz (6:53:02 PM): roger.
TioJaime (6:53:07 PM): you ever watch Geoge Lopez?
TioJaime (6:53:11 PM): his daughter is hot
SixHertz (6:53:13 PM): heh
TioJaime (6:53:19 PM): she's no Joan of Arcadia, but she'lld o
SixHertz (6:53:21 PM): Singapore has those programs.
SixHertz (6:53:35 PM): if the foreigners stay longer than they're supposed to, they're caned.
TioJaime (6:53:38 PM): nice
SixHertz (6:53:45 PM): CANING FOR DEMOCRATS!
TioJaime (6:54:10 PM): huh?
SixHertz (6:54:15 PM): I wanna be able to use my hands like that.
TioJaime (6:54:26 PM): i just wanna be able to follow his train of thought
SixHertz (6:54:27 PM): it's like he's on E
TioJaime (6:54:37 PM): my anti-drug is the Republican Party
SixHertz (6:54:41 PM): LOL!
TioJaime (6:54:56 PM): oh *W* is promising a plan?
TioJaime (6:55:04 PM): God Forbid ASSCLOWN
SixHertz (6:55:20 PM): EH?!
TioJaime (6:55:39 PM): ha ha
SixHertz (6:55:42 PM): NICE
TioJaime (6:55:49 PM): equipment like "anti-mexican drones"
SixHertz (6:56:06 PM): ALLEGEDLY!?
SixHertz (6:56:14 PM): I CAN MAKE ANY F*CKING CLAIM IF I SAY ALLEGEDLY!
TioJaime (6:56:18 PM): that looked gay
TioJaime (6:56:24 PM): Yes
SixHertz (6:56:29 PM): Aliens from mars are ALLEGEDLY coming across the f*cking border.
TioJaime (6:56:35 PM): I *allegedly* had sex with Josie Maran last night
SixHertz (6:56:39 PM): HAH!
TioJaime (6:56:47 PM): shit i missed thte question
TioJaime (6:56:49 PM): oh
SixHertz (6:56:54 PM): minimum wage.
TioJaime (6:56:57 PM): umm, no... raising minimum wage bad idea
SixHertz (6:57:01 PM): talk about deestroying business.
TioJaime (6:57:05 PM): yep
TioJaime (6:57:22 PM): this should be an easy one for W
TioJaime (6:57:28 PM): oh la la la, yay for women
SixHertz (6:57:41 PM): yay for f*cking chuckie the pimply teenager.
TioJaime (6:57:55 PM): he's debating for under a million dollars for a bunch of dumb housefraus?!?
SixHertz (6:58:07 PM): eh?!
TioJaime (6:58:10 PM): WRONG QUESTION
TioJaime (6:58:15 PM): wrong question, wrong time
SixHertz (6:58:39 PM): oh, such crap.
TioJaime (6:58:43 PM): oh, *now* you like consumption?!?
TioJaime (6:58:47 PM): LOWER TAXES, ASSCLOWN
TioJaime (6:59:09 PM): OK, umm, W...
SixHertz (6:59:21 PM): i don't know where he's going with this one.
TioJaime (6:59:24 PM): yeah
TioJaime (6:59:35 PM): i can see where he's coming from... but it's a stretch
TioJaime (6:59:49 PM): we need anti-stupid drones
TioJaime (6:59:56 PM): READING IS NOT A CIVIL RIGHT
TioJaime (6:59:59 PM): NO
TioJaime (7:00:04 PM): FUCK MINORITIES
TioJaime (7:00:16 PM): YOU WANT SMART MINORITIES? IMPORT ASIANS AND INDIANS
SixHertz (7:00:28 PM): hah
TioJaime (7:00:44 PM): interesting factoid: Rosa Parks was functionally illiterate
TioJaime (7:00:56 PM): j/k
SixHertz (7:00:59 PM): heh
SixHertz (7:01:07 PM): uhh...
SixHertz (7:01:15 PM): ummm...
TioJaime (7:01:21 PM): uhh, what about the 2nd amendment, ASSCLOWN
SixHertz (7:01:26 PM): no shit. the judge isn't supposed to...unless it's a f*cking amendment.
TioJaime (7:01:33 PM): CHOICE is not a RIGHT
SixHertz (7:01:35 PM): yes, let's go a step further.
TioJaime (7:02:16 PM): didn't W shoot this "president no fund NCLB" already?
SixHertz (7:02:19 PM): how is this the judge question?
TioJaime (7:02:29 PM): shit, there was a judge question?
TioJaime (7:02:46 PM): LOL, W using the "liberal" label again
TioJaime (7:02:56 PM): simmer down now, W
SixHertz (7:03:14 PM): you've been using percentage increases, assclown.
TioJaime (7:03:19 PM): so?
TioJaime (7:03:25 PM): so they lose programs
TioJaime (7:03:27 PM): BFD
SixHertz (7:03:28 PM): what does after school programs HAVE TO DO WITH FF*CKING READING!?
TioJaime (7:03:35 PM): SO WHAT
SixHertz (7:03:44 PM): duhh, I play basketball. Me likey ready.
TioJaime (7:03:45 PM): OK, ALL AHEAD FULL WITH THE TAX CUTS THEN
TioJaime (7:03:51 PM): ASSHOLE
TioJaime (7:04:12 PM): ooh, i got a backdoor draft for you...
SixHertz (7:04:17 PM): "I would stop it"TioJaime (7:04:51 PM): oh. again, bad judgment on president's part
SixHertz (7:04:56 PM): I like how W is staring at assclown.
SixHertz (7:05:20 PM): I would like to magically take 40,000 americans....RIGHT OUTTA MY ASS!
TioJaime (7:05:29 PM): well shit, mr. fantasyland, why don't we just deploy rambo and Detective John Kimball
SixHertz (7:05:29 PM): and put 'em into the Nat'l Guard!
TioJaime (7:05:40 PM): I'm a cop, you idiot!
SixHertz (7:06:01 PM): eh?!
SixHertz (7:06:26 PM): Nice.
TioJaime (7:06:40 PM): oh... "up to 200 billion" now??? what happened to the "200 billion" we could've used for education and other fruity shit
TioJaime (7:07:00 PM): nice how he slows it down with intangibles
SixHertz (7:07:20 PM): very good judgement.
TioJaime (7:07:28 PM): yes
TioJaime (7:07:35 PM): damn, this guy's fucking good
SixHertz (7:07:46 PM): he's put on the defensive.
TioJaime (7:07:50 PM): yeah right
SixHertz (7:07:55 PM): OF COURSE YOU"VE SAID THE OPPOSITE!
SixHertz (7:08:01 PM): YOU'VE SAID EVERYTHIHNG
SixHertz (7:08:08 PM): Jesus H. Christ.
TioJaime (7:08:13 PM): oh, who put US troops under UN control and made them wear the fruity UN flag?
SixHertz (7:08:15 PM): NICE
TioJaime (7:08:16 PM): was that bill clinton?
SixHertz (7:08:18 PM): NIC E NICE NICE!
SixHertz (7:08:27 PM): HE BROUGHT UP THE 90 GULF WAR!
TioJaime (7:08:29 PM): uh oh
SixHertz (7:08:29 PM): F*CKING NICE!
TioJaime (7:08:31 PM): d'oh
TioJaime (7:08:35 PM): LOL
TioJaime (7:08:39 PM): EAT IT ASSCLOWN
SixHertz (7:08:47 PM): Advantage: Bush.
TioJaime (7:09:17 PM): yep
SixHertz (7:09:29 PM): ABSOLUTELY! Move to fighting crime.
TioJaime (7:09:30 PM): kinda obvious, but yep
SixHertz (7:09:35 PM): EXCELLENT SEGWAY.
TioJaime (7:10:05 PM): THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T INTRODUCE LEGISLATION
SixHertz (7:10:06 PM): And you hunt Vietnamese.
TioJaime (7:10:20 PM): LEGISLATORS (LIKE SENATORS FROM MASSACHUSETTS) DO, ASSCLOWN
SixHertz (7:10:24 PM): How is the DA a law enforcement officer?
TioJaime (7:10:32 PM): I'm a cop, you idiot!
SixHertz (7:10:34 PM): Kinda like a backdoor draft.
SixHertz (7:10:53 PM): Well, AK-47s were illegal before too.
SixHertz (7:11:08 PM): That's stupid.
TioJaime (7:11:15 PM): legality of AK-47s probably wouldn't stop drug dealers
SixHertz (7:11:22 PM): ?!
TioJaime (7:11:32 PM): who, by the nature of their occupations, don't deal with legal substances anyway
SixHertz (7:11:33 PM): Easy answer. HELL NO!
TioJaime (7:11:51 PM): Regretabbly
TioJaime (7:11:55 PM): lalala
SixHertz (7:12:09 PM): Equal playing field != equal results.
TioJaime (7:12:30 PM): != ?
TioJaime (7:12:33 PM): not?
SixHertz (7:12:34 PM): not equal
SixHertz (7:12:46 PM): sorry...computer science geek coming out in me.
TioJaime (7:12:50 PM): i'm more of a "<>" kinda guy
SixHertz (7:13:03 PM): gotcha.
SixHertz (7:13:09 PM): btw, what is kerry blubbering about?
TioJaime (7:13:10 PM): i think....
TioJaime (7:13:15 PM): something about travelling
TioJaime (7:13:21 PM): GOOD
TioJaime (7:13:28 PM): GOOD
TioJaime (7:13:29 PM): GOOD
TioJaime (7:13:33 PM): who like jesse jackson?
SixHertz (7:13:36 PM): oh, kerry just f*cked himself.
TioJaime (7:13:51 PM): yeah, nevermind that Condoleeza Rice IS BLACK
TioJaime (7:13:58 PM): BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL
SixHertz (7:14:15 PM): yeah, but she's castigated by blacks as a 'traitor'.
SixHertz (7:14:21 PM): okay...by SOME blacks.
SixHertz (7:14:25 PM): LIBERAL BLACKS.
TioJaime (7:14:29 PM): that's because black people don't know how to succeed
TioJaime (7:14:41 PM): their solution is to call somebody an uncle tom and pray for reparations
TioJaime (7:15:01 PM): she likes football
TioJaime (7:15:20 PM): OK i missed both of the responses
TioJaime (7:15:38 PM): hmm, good question
SixHertz (7:15:42 PM): very.
TioJaime (7:16:14 PM): good, see how he doesn't ram it down your throat like st. ASSCLOWN the martyr of massachusetts
SixHertz (7:16:20 PM): LOL
TioJaime (7:16:28 PM): umm, yeah, muslims aren't fit for western civilization
SixHertz (7:17:11 PM): well, he can't bring up islamofascists, unfortunately.
TioJaime (7:17:27 PM): I believe that God wants me to have sex with Josie Maran
TioJaime (7:17:42 PM): but...
SixHertz (7:17:45 PM): BUT
SixHertz (7:17:47 PM): BUT
TioJaime (7:18:13 PM): embryonic stem-cell research is a gift from God, yes
TioJaime (7:18:29 PM): so are semi-automatic weapons
SixHertz (7:18:36 PM): hehe
SixHertz (7:18:47 PM): because of plessy v. ferguson?
TioJaime (7:18:53 PM): VOUCHERS
TioJaime (7:19:04 PM): WE NEED VOUCHERS IF YOU'RE SO GODDAM WORRIED ABOUT AN EDUCATION GAP
TioJaime (7:19:19 PM): umm, the founding fathers didn't intend for a Godless America
SixHertz (7:19:38 PM): true dat.
TioJaime (7:19:43 PM): umm, i just burped up cotton candy
SixHertz (7:19:45 PM): a COMPLIMENT!?
SixHertz (7:19:51 PM): HOLY F*CKING SHIT!
TioJaime (7:19:53 PM): although i haven't had cotton candy in years
TioJaime (7:20:05 PM): yay! hugs for everybody!
SixHertz (7:20:08 PM): LOLQ
TioJaime (7:20:14 PM): Hugs, not Bombs
SixHertz (7:20:19 PM): Because the democrats SPREAD LIES!
SixHertz (7:20:29 PM): AND SPREAD THE DIVISIONS AND THE HATE!
TioJaime (7:20:43 PM): *THANK YOU* EXACTLY, DEMOCRAT LIES
TioJaime (7:20:47 PM): "idear"
TioJaime (7:20:56 PM): fuck john mccain
SixHertz (7:21:02 PM): yeah, we're all one big f*cking happy family because of Kerry.
TioJaime (7:21:12 PM): what? you've had reacharounds in the aisle?
SixHertz (7:21:34 PM): John McCain is just setting himself up as a Prez. candidate in 2008
TioJaime (7:21:37 PM): bullshit, democrats are never about uniting shit
SixHertz (7:21:39 PM): I'll vote for him.
TioJaime (7:21:51 PM): i would've voted for him, but he retracted his "gook" comments
TioJaime (7:21:53 PM): fucking pussy
SixHertz (7:21:56 PM): heh
TioJaime (7:22:02 PM): actually, he's not a pussy
TioJaime (7:22:07 PM): i'd like to rescind that
TioJaime (7:22:20 PM): but i would've respected him more if he stuck to his gook-guns
SixHertz (7:22:24 PM): heh
SixHertz (7:22:40 PM): I have to stay away from the 'gook' comments, since I am not asian. ;-)
TioJaime (7:22:50 PM): LOL
SixHertz (7:23:10 PM): HAH!
SixHertz (7:23:14 PM): retreat and defeat!
TioJaime (7:23:18 PM): damn, last question
TioJaime (7:23:26 PM): Bush has been cleaning up tonight
SixHertz (7:23:32 PM): Some hotter than others.
TioJaime (7:23:35 PM): ooh yeah daughters
SixHertz (7:23:39 PM): LOL!
SixHertz (7:23:41 PM): AHAHAHAHAHAH
TioJaime (7:23:44 PM): LOL
TioJaime (7:23:48 PM): oh shit that was funny
SixHertz (7:23:48 PM): WINNER!
TioJaime (7:24:02 PM): ooh yes, i'd love to have strong women around me too
SixHertz (7:24:20 PM): hahah
TioJaime (7:24:23 PM): i'd like to have Josie Maran in a cop uniform handcuff me and beat me
TioJaime (7:24:27 PM): LOL
TioJaime (7:24:33 PM): oh man, this guy is funny!
SixHertz (7:24:33 PM): He is SO cleaning up.
TioJaime (7:24:40 PM): sweet!
TioJaime (7:24:42 PM): Midland, TX
TioJaime (7:24:50 PM): oh hey, go see "friday night lights"
SixHertz (7:24:54 PM): awww...
TioJaime (7:25:03 PM): is he gonna criticize bush now?
TioJaime (7:25:18 PM): LOL yeah actually taht was kinda funny
SixHertz (7:25:22 PM): true.
SixHertz (7:25:23 PM): :-)
TioJaime (7:25:29 PM): YOU FUCKING GIGOLO MAN-WHORE
SixHertz (7:25:39 PM): Hey, gotta respect that.
TioJaime (7:25:45 PM): shit, i wanna marry rich
TioJaime (7:25:51 PM): don't wanna marry crazy
TioJaime (7:26:04 PM): oh, are you in need of integrity, senator?
SixHertz (7:26:04 PM): oh, man, teresa scares the ever loving piss out of me.
SixHertz (7:26:21 PM): I hear she makes a mean pumpkin cookie.
TioJaime (7:26:26 PM): jesus... her in a dominatrix outfit would make me shit my pants
SixHertz (7:26:30 PM): LOL
TioJaime (7:26:35 PM): ASSCLOWN
SixHertz (7:26:46 PM): now, he has to shift to his hate message.
TioJaime (7:26:47 PM): oh jesus, he looked like a member of the undead right there!
SixHertz (7:26:50 PM): LOL
TioJaime (7:26:59 PM): "idearr"
SixHertz (7:27:00 PM): Ideee err?
TioJaime (7:27:02 PM): "ideaerr"
SixHertz (7:27:03 PM): hehe
TioJaime (7:27:17 PM): "I have gonnorheaar"
SixHertz (7:27:22 PM): ROFL!
TioJaime (7:27:40 PM): yeah right
SixHertz (7:27:43 PM): his left eye is lazy.
SixHertz (7:27:54 PM): holy crap. I never noticed that.
TioJaime (7:27:56 PM): you'd roll over and let the French give it to you if it was the pollitically popular thing to do
TioJaime (7:28:04 PM): whoa, crazy zombie hands
SixHertz (7:28:18 PM): and pissed on abroad.
TioJaime (7:28:20 PM): umm, yes, let's go out and Trust John Kerry
TioJaime (7:28:26 PM): oh, forever?
SixHertz (7:28:27 PM): I believe you can't say that yet.
TioJaime (7:28:42 PM): well shit, if he's promising forever i'm there
TioJaime (7:28:45 PM): just throw in josie maran
TioJaime (7:28:52 PM): sorry, let's go W
TioJaime (7:29:03 PM): see, now he's invoking Reagan
SixHertz (7:29:18 PM): damn right.
TioJaime (7:29:23 PM): (ASSCLOWN said he wanted our trust. i was kidding)
TioJaime (7:30:01 PM): "rally armies of compassion"
TioJaime (7:30:02 PM): ?
SixHertz (7:30:09 PM): reminds me of jesse jackson.
SixHertz (7:30:11 PM): weird.
TioJaime (7:30:24 PM): his english is a bit better though
TioJaime (7:30:26 PM): (W's)
SixHertz (7:30:29 PM): good on him.
TioJaime (7:30:34 PM): nice job, W!
SixHertz (7:30:36 PM): Game, set match....george bush.
TioJaime (7:30:47 PM): ooh, go sun devils
TioJaime (7:31:13 PM): TH-K looks pissed
TioJaime (7:31:28 PM): oh hi barbara bush
TioJaime (7:31:34 PM): she's the better looking of the twins now
SixHertz (7:31:44 PM): hey, didn't the first lady say she'd wear blue?
TioJaime (7:31:46 PM): ewww, kery daughter
TioJaime (7:31:51 PM): that was @ the second debate
SixHertz (7:32:01 PM): oh, shit. that's right...you blogged that one.
TioJaime (7:32:30 PM): that kerry daughter looks like heidi fleiss
TioJaime (7:32:35 PM): OK dude, time for dinner