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Friday, June 16, 2006

With the San Francisco Giants / It's Bye, Bye Baby!

Oh damn. And now your shitty young pitcher gave up a homer to our leadoff batter! And he was a former Mariner!

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It really didn't end up mattering. Noah Lowry lasted all of three innings, and retired only 10 of the 17 Mariners he faced. The other two outs to get him through three were a double play and another example of shitty baserunning by Mariner retard Willie Bloomquist.

Seriously, dude! When the M's were in town this past week to play the A's, Bloomquist was severely beat trying to stretch a single to left into a double. The ball beat him to the second baseman by at least three steps. Moron.

And then tonight, again, caught trying to stretch the single after he saw the throw from left field go to the plate. Nope, Vizquel cut it off and got him at second base.

Shall we also bring up how Bloomquist was picked off of second? Oops. Too late. I already did.

Jihad Jimmy
Commissioner, SHoP Department of Recreational Sport (Non-nude)

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