SixHertz House of Pain: A or B: Paisley or Burberry?

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Got this from Engineer Mark, who along with OTW Mark, is so remiss in the next installment of Mark-Countermark that I've managed to forget what the upcoming topic was. I'll look it up in a bit.

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And this led me to send the following reply...

Tio Jaime's reply to Engineer Mark
Date: Mon, 19 Jun 2006 11:19:06 -0700 (PDT) From: "Tio Jaime <TioJaime@tiojaime.com> Subject: Re: Fwd: Exciting New Arrivals for Summer! To: "Engineer Mark" <EngineerMark@tiojaime.com> CC: "Trosama min Asi" <t-bird@tiojaime.com> ooh. jimmy like. 1) I like redheads 2) I like paisley So it kinda goes without saying that I like the redhead in paisley stockings. But even more than that? 3) I like the redhead in burberry Jimmy

Tio Jaime's reply to Engineer Mark

Date: Mon, 19 Jun 2006 11:19:06 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Tio Jaime <TioJaime@tiojaime.com>
Subject: Re: Fwd: Exciting New Arrivals for Summer!
To: "Engineer Mark" <EngineerMark@tiojaime.com>
CC: "Trosama min Asi" <t-bird@tiojaime.com>

ooh. jimmy like.

1) I like redheads
2) I like paisley

So it kinda goes without saying that I like the redhead in paisley stockings.

But even more than that?

3) I like the redhead in burberry

Jimmy

I also included sometime-SHoPper Trosama min Asi in on the action. His affinity for redheads is more easily demonstrable than is mine.

And I was very tempted to send a link to this post to Pittsburg(h) Amy what with Ben Rothlis-what's-his-face crashing his motorcycle also allowing for a chance to commiserate with her about Steelers fans again, but a quick click on the Recap Link above points the good Citizen SHoPpers to an A or B with Pittsburg(h) Amy against a hotchick wearing only a Payton Manning jersey. And her caption probably wouldn't amuse her in Pittsburgh as much as it does us here in California-land. The point was-- and is probably completely moot now, what with you Citizen SHoPpers ogling the chick in the jersey-- Pittsburg(h) Amy accused me of liking the paisley blouse she wore that one night because it was low-cut when in reality I liked the paisley.

Not a boob guy, like I've mentioned before. Boobs're nice and all, but I'm more into legs. See hotchick below.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

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hotchick from Stockingirl

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You fucker. I've been posting up my blingo referral URL since your goddam birthday LAST YEAR and now you have a banner up to steal the good Citizen SHoPpers away? Fuck that! That shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S.