3am Criticizing the mini-marathon of The Office. Not sure why everybody has a hard-on for this Steve Carell guy. He's funny as a Tard, but not when passed off as a regular character. What a pukefest.
And you get to read it tomorrow when i format tonight's 3am Criticism. Lucky you.
I'll have OVER * THERE as well. should be better as there are dead terrorists. what's better than dead terrorists? Jihad Jimmy blogging with glee about dead terrorists!
Stay chuned,
Jihad Jimmy
Commissioner, SHoP Department of Recreational Sport (Non-nude)
Wednesday, August 17, 2005
don't remember when TV became so shitty, but i've documented it for your reading (and subsequent vomiting) pleasure
My friends are so distressed
And standing on
The brink of emptiness
Went to dinner w/some friends last night. At one point they asked me, "Do you have a drinking problem?"
I glared at them. "Yes, I have a drinking problem. When I want to go out drinking on the weekends, my friends don't."
On the one hand, I got through quite a few D&M episodes. Because I stayed home on Fri-dee and Satur-dee nights.
And now? Yay, I get up early and go to work! So no going out to drink during the week.
It's just past 7am here in the Blue State Frontier. And already I need a drink. SHoPpers, come meet me for $3 Wednes-dee. You can drink, and I can watch you. It's not the same, but it'll suffice for now in light of my wonderful, wonderful friends.
(And if you're a friend of mine who stumbles upon this post and are offended by that last line? Please don't bother to tell me because I'll be upset that you, a self-proclaimed jimmy-friend was unable to decipher the sarcasm. You've already made me explain the joke. Spare me any further indignity.)
Jihad Jimmy, SF Gold Rush Quality Control Inspector
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
Engineering as usual...
| Men at Work |
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| From: "Coworker" <coworker@tiojaimejob.com> To: "Boss" <boss@tiojaimejob.com> Cc: <tiojaime@tiojaimejob.com> Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 1:08 PM Subject: My Usual day at the laptop http://www.bordergatewayprotocol.net/jon/humor/images/love_your_job.gif |
,Jihad Jimmy, SF Gold Rush Quality Control Inspector
[update date="20050821" time="1652"] Hmm. Looks like the recent attention didn't go unnoticed by the dude to whom we were linking. I'll back up the gif on rhothetaphi.
rhothetaphi mirror: http://www.rhothetaphi.org/jimmy/sixhertz/love_your_job.gif
[update]
Mainstream Media only now catching onto what several SHoPpers already know!
Yo ho, yo ho, a SHoPpers life for me!
Study: Dell customer rating plunges, Apple leads pack
This should come to no surprise to anybody, even the most stalwart of PC users. So you buy some company's PC. Does that give you any kind of bond or attachment to the company? No, not in the least. Do you feel any kind of obligation to say a particular brand of toaster or vaccuum cleaner? No. They're just tools. If Hamilton Beach or Oreck went out of business, BFD. You'll go buy something similar with a different name.
To you PC Windoze zombies, that's what the computer is to you: a tool. No personality. Mac users attach not only the functionality but also an identity with our Macs. I have one at home waiting for me, her name is Emily. And for you skeptic PC users out there who are asking "Why does my property need to have an identity?" well it's not too foreign a concept. It's not too much of a stretch, now, see here... will you be less apt to purchase a certain car because it's a piece of crap on wheels? because it's a girl's car? because it's too boxy? because only (insert epithet of choice here)s drive those cars? Certain consumer products you purchase and use will have a bit of your own reflection in them. This is OK. Embrace it, but try not to think about it too much.
These PC manufacturers know this. They also know that people who buy PCs and run windows won't identify at all with their machines. So why bother creating an identity? Why bother trying to take a more humanistic approach to selling a product?
Well, again, that's just it. Apple has found this niche among certain computer users; Apple knows that these people are out there. Apple therefore has cornered the market on selling a quality, reliable, easy-to-use, and fun-to-use computer. They know their consumer base. They know the high standards and expectations us Mac-o-philes set. They have to live up to them lest we stop the word-of-mouth evangelization that is the Mac culture.
Apple to the Core,
Tio Jaime
All Look Same?
Years ago in college, I found a website that tested ones ability to differentiate between three Asiatic faces: Chinese, Japanese and Korean. I took it and scored fairly high. Some time later I stumbled across it and while the test hadn't changed, my score did. I suspected that since I was living in Washington at the time (where I was truly a minority), my senses weren't as finely tuned as they once were during my time in Berkeley. Then I moved to Texas. Found it again and wouldn't you know, I scored even lower! So now that I'm back in California among fellow slanty-eyes... oriental... Far Eastern... Asians, I wonder if my score will go back up. But I'm much too afraid to try now. However, I challenge SHoPpers to give it a go, if so inclined.
For now, I leave you this pic to ponder:
Edit: just for the record, I *am* Asian, though on most standardized forms I would typically be regarded as a Pacific Islander.
Monday, August 15, 2005
Immigrant obtains the American Dream
NY1: Top Stories
Ugh. Suits seem like the only way to get to the top nowadays.
Saturday, August 13, 2005
STUPID AIM ATE MY LONG-ASSED POST. ASSHOLE
OK we were all looking forward to a 3am criticism of a niners game (and an engineering show) but thanks to the wonderful-ness that is AIM, I lost it in its entirety. But the niners are up 21-6 over the raydurrs.
Here's a cool link that was at the bottom of the KPIX broadcast.
http://cbs5.com/video/?id=5105@kpix.dayport.com
REHAB THE CRAB
Jihad Jimmy, San Francisco Gold Rush Quality Control Inspector
COMING SOON: Tio Jaime watches football!!!
watching the niners-raydurrs game right now... here's a preview
if you want in, come find me on AIM
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
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| LittleBell (7:19:08 PM): 3 and out LittleBell (7:19:10 PM): nice work! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (7:19:31 PM): hey we have a chinese punter! Lee! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (7:19:38 PM): oh nevermind hey JihadJimmyMWCCDF (7:19:43 PM): stop that shit LittleBell (7:20:02 PM): i thought he signaled fair catch JihadJimmyMWCCDF (7:28:15 PM): i have an idea... JihadJimmyMWCCDF (7:28:22 PM): i should date a Gold Rush cheerleader LittleBell (7:34:59 PM): do it, dude LittleBell (7:35:10 PM): it'll hook us up with tickets |
wow this episode fluctuates between fuckign hilarious and turn-this-shit-off-right-the-fuck-now rather quickly
last show in the triple header. kinda funny in that i keep going back and forth between disdain and non-disdain.
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
| It's not Always Funny in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" |
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| You are now in chat room “effyouaim.” TioJaime858 has entered the chat room. TioJaime858 (9:51:24 PM): hello dere TioJaime858 (9:51:27 PM): OK last one TioJaime858 (9:51:39 PM): It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia TioJaime858 (9:52:01 PM): TV MA L TioJaime858 (9:52:04 PM): no nudity? TioJaime858 (9:52:17 PM): 11:45 am TioJaime858 (9:52:20 PM): On a Tues-dee TioJaime858 (9:52:24 PM): Philadelphia, PA TioJaime858 (9:52:35 PM): "come to philly for the crack" TioJaime858 (9:53:06 PM): dueling retards TioJaime858 (9:53:17 PM): ooh kleavage TioJaime858 (9:53:28 PM): "it's about our son" TioJaime858 (9:53:33 PM): what a shitty episode TioJaime858 (9:53:46 PM): It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia TioJaime858 (9:53:50 PM): "Charlie Wants an Abortion" TioJaime858 (9:54:08 PM): i better like this or else it's getting one last show after this TioJaime858 (9:54:26 PM): back TioJaime858 (9:54:31 PM): yeah yeah yeah, we get it Shallow Hal TioJaime858 (9:55:42 PM): wow Sweet Dee is ugly TioJaime858 (9:55:54 PM): Genesis 2:3 TioJaime858 (9:56:24 PM): Ok i'm a few minutes from pulling the plug on this show RIGHT FUCKING NOW TioJaime858 (9:56:40 PM): "so you two are together now?" TioJaime858 (9:56:45 PM): OK that saved it TioJaime858 (9:57:33 PM): rewinding, missed it TioJaime858 (9:57:44 PM): "one of you fags supposed to be my dad?" TioJaime858 (9:58:13 PM): "I'm not going to the park" TioJaime858 (9:58:15 PM): "no shit" TioJaime858 (9:59:02 PM): heh OK this episode and series is getting better TioJaime858 (9:59:14 PM): no BJ for $10? TioJaime858 (10:00:19 PM): "don't wanna join your little freakshow" TioJaime858 (10:00:27 PM): ooh momma TioJaime858 (10:00:35 PM): heh TioJaime858 (10:00:48 PM): ooh hot momma TioJaime858 (10:00:51 PM): awwww TioJaime858 (10:00:58 PM): "megan" TioJaime858 (10:01:13 PM): great TioJaime858 (10:01:43 PM): wow OK this episode is starting to suck ass again TioJaime858 (10:02:05 PM): OK not even gratuitous violence worked TioJaime858 (10:02:17 PM): "i don't have to buy you shit" TioJaime858 (10:02:41 PM): ooh it's the waitress from the coffee shop TioJaime858 (10:02:43 PM): BFD TioJaime858 (10:02:54 PM): BEE EFF DEE TioJaime858 (10:03:27 PM): "that's weird. she looks Mexican" TioJaime858 (10:03:45 PM): the kid "shot" another kid in the head TioJaime858 (10:04:03 PM): wonderful TioJaime858 (10:04:06 PM): a janky waitress TioJaime858 (10:04:16 PM): save the environment and shit TioJaime858 (10:04:19 PM): "he loves mexicans" TioJaime858 (10:05:08 PM): wow this episode fluctuates between fuckign hilarious and turn-this-shit-off-right-the-fuck-now rather quickly TioJaime858 (10:05:40 PM): stubhub can suck my balls TioJaime858 (10:05:46 PM): fuck you you ticket gouging bastards TioJaime858 (10:06:20 PM): la la la pro-lifers are nuts TioJaime858 (10:06:22 PM): la la la TioJaime858 (10:06:50 PM): heh TioJaime858 (10:06:54 PM): tommy's not your son TioJaime858 (10:06:56 PM): blah blah blah TioJaime858 (10:07:00 PM): show.... TioJaime858 (10:07:01 PM): is... TioJaime858 (10:07:03 PM): taking... TioJaime858 (10:07:05 PM): a shit... TioJaime858 (10:07:24 PM): oh please God, let my VCR have cut the episode short TioJaime858 (10:07:50 PM): and wow episode is rapidly deteriorating TioJaime858 (10:08:53 PM): la la la you're a hateful leftist cunt TioJaime858 (10:09:20 PM): OK and he spit on charlie TioJaime858 (10:09:34 PM): la la la abortion TioJaime858 (10:10:04 PM): wow wonderful that FX is tryign to tackle abortion TioJaime858 (10:10:06 PM): very 90s of them TioJaime858 (10:10:12 PM): "get lost breeder" TioJaime858 (10:10:28 PM): yeah yeah yeah TioJaime858 (10:10:35 PM): crazy pro-life chicks TioJaime858 (10:10:57 PM): "are you hitting on me at an abortion rally?" TioJaime858 (10:11:04 PM): and there's the wad TioJaime858 (10:11:25 PM): "no talent over here" TioJaime858 (10:11:41 PM): yeah yeah yeah TioJaime858 (10:11:49 PM): who gives a fuck about abortion nowadays? TioJaime858 (10:12:03 PM): this is retarded TioJaime858 (10:12:42 PM): yay for eggs TioJaime858 (10:12:58 PM): wow TioJaime858 (10:13:01 PM): very unfunny episode TioJaime858 (10:13:11 PM): yay she's pregnant TioJaime858 (10:13:19 PM): and i'm gonna call it TioJaime858 (10:13:30 PM): this episode just took a shit TioJaime858 (10:13:40 PM): oh yay it was a test TioJaime858 (10:14:03 PM): OK this was wholly unfunny TioJaime858 (10:14:29 PM): LOL he's drunk TioJaime858 (10:14:39 PM): OK i'm sorry i laughed TioJaime858 (10:15:07 PM): great TioJaime858 (10:15:14 PM): LOL and he just threw up TioJaime858 (10:15:18 PM): see? this is terrible TioJaime858 (10:15:34 PM): i feel so fucking bipolar watching this show TioJaime858 (10:15:58 PM): stay chuned for scenes from our next episode TioJaime858 (10:16:27 PM): great TioJaime858 (10:16:28 PM): minors TioJaime858 (10:16:33 PM): that episode's gonna suck TioJaime858 (10:17:02 PM): yeah play the why game TioJaime858 (10:17:15 PM): wow that was un funny TioJaime858 (10:17:17 PM): ooh Billie TioJaime858 (10:17:45 PM): and there's Starved blowing its load w/the colonic waiting room scene TioJaime858 (10:17:47 PM): again TioJaime858 (10:17:57 PM): i dunno TioJaime858 (10:18:04 PM): i'm tempted to give it one more show TioJaime858 (10:18:11 PM): maybe wait until next season? TioJaime858 (10:18:21 PM): eff me hard... we'll see you next week TioJaime858 has left the chat room. |
cleaning out the colon!
Good episode. Billie is hot.
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
| 3am Criticism of FX's Starved, episode 2 |
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| You are now in chat room “AIMisOKNot.” TioJaime858 has entered the chat room. TioJaime858 (9:19:43 PM): OK time for Starved! TioJaime858 (9:19:51 PM): especially since OVER * THERE kinda sucked TioJaime858 (9:19:55 PM): well, actually, it was OK TioJaime858 (9:20:13 PM): but in any case, if you're ready for better than OK, here's Starved! TioJaime858 (9:21:01 PM): Ok gotta find it first TioJaime858 (9:21:13 PM): i still have an old episode of IASiP TioJaime858 (9:21:20 PM): or rather, *the* old episode TioJaime858 (9:22:03 PM): oh, maybe i didn't screw it up TioJaime858 (9:22:08 PM): OK here it is TioJaime858 (9:22:17 PM): Starved, episode 2! TioJaime858 (9:22:29 PM): followed by IASiP TioJaime858 (9:22:48 PM): heh shallow hal TioJaime858 (9:23:45 PM): all new Starved TioJaime858 (9:23:47 PM): Next! TioJaime858 (9:23:52 PM): hurry the fuck up already TioJaime858 (9:23:57 PM): yeah yeah yeah behold the v-chip TioJaime858 (9:24:16 PM): TV MA LS TioJaime858 (9:24:19 PM): ooh yeah TioJaime858 (9:24:23 PM): Previously on Starved TioJaime858 (9:24:33 PM): lemme rewind that TioJaime858 (9:24:51 PM): Sam... compulsive eater, anorexic TioJaime858 (9:25:10 PM): Billie, anorexic/bulemic TioJaime858 (9:25:32 PM): Adam, bulemic TioJaime858 (9:25:36 PM): Dan, obsessive overeater TioJaime858 (9:25:41 PM): that took a while TioJaime858 (9:25:45 PM): had to keep rewinding TioJaime858 (9:25:52 PM): heh accidentally drop your mu shu pork TioJaime858 (9:26:08 PM): Belt Tighteners! TioJaime858 (9:26:24 PM): yeah this is a huge recap for a short 30-min episode TioJaime858 (9:26:30 PM): "if you were a dog, i'd kick you in the face" TioJaime858 (9:26:41 PM): ooh football lon Fox Sports Net TioJaime858 (9:26:44 PM): "do you guys leak" TioJaime858 (9:26:46 PM): heh TioJaime858 (9:26:52 PM): yeah TioJaime858 (9:27:17 PM): huh? TioJaime858 (9:27:36 PM): sphincter valve tightening TioJaime858 (9:27:38 PM): heh TioJaime858 (9:27:45 PM): LOL TioJaime858 (9:27:48 PM): three fingers! TioJaime858 (9:28:00 PM): Let a woman finger-ass rape me TioJaime858 (9:28:20 PM): butt-slamming versus pooping and orgasming TioJaime858 (9:28:25 PM): heh TioJaime858 (9:28:33 PM): i've laughed already like 5 times already TioJaime858 (9:28:37 PM): "rationalized gay sex" TioJaime858 (9:28:47 PM): IT'S NOT OK TioJaime858 (9:29:09 PM): back TioJaime858 (9:29:22 PM): ooh hi stella TioJaime858 (9:30:14 PM): ooh yeah stella TioJaime858 (9:30:32 PM): whoa TioJaime858 (9:30:40 PM): they're shocking him TioJaime858 (9:30:47 PM): LOL TioJaime858 (9:31:18 PM): ooh Billie! TioJaime858 (9:31:20 PM): i like Billie TioJaime858 (9:31:22 PM): she's hot TioJaime858 (9:31:45 PM): ooh Billie TioJaime858 (9:32:11 PM): ooh Mistress Ella's Dungeon TioJaime858 (9:32:25 PM): gay black cop working out TioJaime858 (9:32:38 PM): ooh dominatrix time? TioJaime858 (9:32:44 PM): whoa TioJaime858 (9:32:50 PM): ooh mistress ella TioJaime858 (9:33:11 PM): ooh want some information TioJaime858 (9:33:41 PM): whoa TioJaime858 (9:34:06 PM): wow i'd like to write a book about dominatrices TioJaime858 (9:34:17 PM): one of our best submissives! TioJaime858 (9:35:36 PM): stella TioJaime858 (9:35:38 PM): la la la TioJaime858 (9:35:47 PM): cop dude throwing up TioJaime858 (9:36:00 PM): heh they're doing it on a date now TioJaime858 (9:36:04 PM): WTF? TioJaime858 (9:36:06 PM): that's sick TioJaime858 (9:36:34 PM): ooh Billie TioJaime858 (9:36:55 PM): ooh Billie TioJaime858 (9:37:13 PM): cock-cake! TioJaime858 (9:37:25 PM): heh conservative gays TioJaime858 (9:37:30 PM): commercial TioJaime858 (9:38:37 PM): ooh Billie TioJaime858 (9:39:03 PM): her daddy and poppa TioJaime858 (9:39:05 PM): yay! TioJaime858 (9:39:12 PM): ooh Billie TioJaime858 (9:39:45 PM): dan's wife is horny TioJaime858 (9:39:57 PM): "i'm watching the game, do not bother me again" TioJaime858 (9:40:11 PM): huh? TioJaime858 (9:40:27 PM): ooh TioJaime858 (9:40:48 PM): mean, bitchy, needy wife TioJaime858 (9:41:13 PM): heh TioJaime858 (9:41:19 PM): cleaning out the colon! TioJaime858 (9:41:51 PM): heh clogging food TioJaime858 (9:42:03 PM): eating the chocolate cake TioJaime858 (9:42:16 PM): i had some good chocolate cake today TioJaime858 (9:42:31 PM): oh oh oh, he's clogging himself TioJaime858 (9:42:52 PM): ooh yeah TioJaime858 (9:43:07 PM): heh looks like a lot of chocolate cake TioJaime858 (9:43:24 PM): "i really like you" TioJaime858 (9:43:48 PM): "i've gotten less than a special massage girl" TioJaime858 (9:43:56 PM): "the only thing you don't give is a handjob" TioJaime858 (9:44:19 PM): his ass is geysering TioJaime858 (9:44:34 PM): and they're Blue Danubing TioJaime858 (9:45:02 PM): God what a good show TioJaime858 (9:45:34 PM): ooh watching football w/the submissive TioJaime858 (9:45:53 PM): too bad they blew their wad in the previews TioJaime858 (9:46:01 PM): although it was still a good scene TioJaime858 (9:46:11 PM): ooh Billie TioJaime858 (9:46:49 PM): i want some scotch TioJaime858 (9:46:53 PM): or to make out w/billie TioJaime858 (9:47:02 PM): some chocolate cake would be nice TioJaime858 (9:47:10 PM): and i like how they keep plugging Fox shit TioJaime858 (9:47:23 PM): Stay chuned for scenes from the next Starved TioJaime858 (9:47:53 PM): ooh hot Gap chicks and iTunes TioJaime858 (9:48:22 PM): "i'll be her today, i'll start throwing up again" TioJaime858 (9:48:25 PM): good show TioJaime858 has left the chat room. |
red is positive and black is negative
Tripleheader again for you. Was helping gun-toting neighbor with math the whole week, so i had to tape my shows again. This episode of Over * There kinda sucked, but it had dead terrorists. And Mrs. B. Best advice? Stay chuned for Starved.
Saved these as drafts last night because i was too tired to fix them up. OK. I was drinking too, so that's why i was tired.
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
| 3am Criticism of OVER * |
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| You are now in chat room “AIMBitesMyCrank.” TioJaime858 has entered the chat room. TioJaime858 (7:50:46 PM): hello dere TioJaime858 (7:50:53 PM): gonna poop TioJaime858 (7:51:03 PM): then gonna have the 3am Criticismi of OVER * THERE TioJaime858 (7:51:10 PM): complete with stupid theme song! TioJaime858 (7:51:14 PM): yay! TioJaime858 (7:51:18 PM): brb TioJaime858 (8:11:16 PM): OK TioJaime858 (8:11:25 PM): back TioJaime858 (8:12:02 PM): rewinded the tape TioJaime858 (8:12:20 PM): poured the GDF TioJaime858 (8:13:05 PM): actually it's a Get Jimmy Fast TioJaime858 (8:13:07 PM): GJF TioJaime858 (8:13:08 PM): eh TioJaime858 (8:13:26 PM): i forgot what the name was... had a cooler name than the GJF TioJaime858 (8:14:44 PM): got the last few minutes of Basic TioJaime858 (8:14:56 PM): because FX sucks my butt TioJaime858 (8:15:32 PM): tv ma lsv TioJaime858 (8:15:55 PM): terrorist shooting at the roadblock TioJaime858 (8:16:07 PM): ooh yeah back to his unit TioJaime858 (8:16:14 PM): yeah take that terrorist TioJaime858 (8:16:40 PM): driving and shit in iraq TioJaime858 (8:16:47 PM): probably wan't filmed in iraq TioJaime858 (8:16:53 PM): probably the mojave or something TioJaime858 (8:16:56 PM): maybe arizona TioJaime858 (8:16:57 PM): utah TioJaime858 (8:17:16 PM): "muslims don't have holy water" TioJaime858 (8:17:26 PM): Ahab the Arab TioJaime858 (8:17:41 PM): "sand-nigger!" TioJaime858 (8:18:16 PM): ooh they gots the prisoner from Barak! TioJaime858 (8:18:52 PM): bringing out the prisoner TioJaime858 (8:19:38 PM): big bad dude just shot up the humvee TioJaime858 (8:19:41 PM): OVER * THERE TioJaime858 (8:20:31 PM): "geneva convention" TioJaime858 (8:21:17 PM): "this is my town. understand?" TioJaime858 (8:21:36 PM): great. what a wonderful storyline TioJaime858 (8:21:43 PM): ooh he's a spooky ghost TioJaime858 (8:22:31 PM): OK and now cut back to football TioJaime858 (8:22:44 PM): wonderful episode thus far TioJaime858 (8:23:14 PM): ooh hello nurse TioJaime858 (8:24:12 PM): oh yeah whatever TioJaime858 (8:24:25 PM): yeah yeah yeah we're treating prisoners bad blah blah blah TioJaime858 (8:24:28 PM): you stupid fuckwad TioJaime858 (8:24:55 PM): oh just torture him already TioJaime858 (8:25:11 PM): ooh Mrs. B TioJaime858 (8:25:40 PM): heh TioJaime858 (8:26:03 PM): and why do i want to make out w/Mrs. B? TioJaime858 (8:26:37 PM): wow you wacky muslim TioJaime858 (8:27:03 PM): i don't like Dim TioJaime858 (8:27:10 PM): la la la, went to Cornell TioJaime858 (8:27:15 PM): he's the show's conscience TioJaime858 (8:27:18 PM): what a crock of shit TioJaime858 (8:27:50 PM): should've just war crimed him TioJaime858 (8:28:01 PM): shoot a finger off TioJaime858 (8:28:27 PM): yeah see what happens you stupid pacifist fuckwad? TioJaime858 (8:28:39 PM): commercial TioJaime858 (8:28:54 PM): fast forwarded TioJaime858 (8:28:55 PM): back TioJaime858 (8:29:52 PM): take the threat of death off the table TioJaime858 (8:31:22 PM): and the redhead slut mom is gone TioJaime858 (8:32:39 PM): and he's going to school TioJaime858 (8:32:44 PM): wonderful episode TioJaime858 (8:32:54 PM): can't wait for Starved TioJaime858 (8:33:01 PM): slut-mom! TioJaime858 (8:33:12 PM): redhead slut-mom kleavage TioJaime858 (8:34:10 PM): heh TioJaime858 (8:34:15 PM): red is positive and black is negative TioJaime858 (8:34:26 PM): what kind of stupid question is that, of course it'll save an american ass TioJaime858 (8:36:24 PM): blah blah blah TioJaime858 (8:36:29 PM): heh take that terrorist TioJaime858 (8:36:47 PM): "that was a conversation, brother" TioJaime858 (8:38:13 PM): yeah nice job kid TioJaime858 (8:39:08 PM): commercial TioJaime858 (8:41:51 PM): downloading D&M from today and yesterday TioJaime858 (8:43:21 PM): oh we're back TioJaime858 (8:43:25 PM): yay Mrs. B TioJaime858 (8:43:33 PM): theyshould have topless flashbacks of her TioJaime858 (8:43:38 PM): oh great, Dim TioJaime858 (8:44:07 PM): "i'm trying to make it look like he's winning" TioJaime858 (8:45:35 PM): blah blah abu grhaib TioJaime858 (8:46:23 PM): blah blah blah college boy TioJaime858 (8:47:40 PM): fuck i hate terrorists TioJaime858 (8:48:04 PM): brokne glass down the hback of my shirt but i'm good TioJaime858 (8:48:07 PM): ooh Mrs. B TioJaime858 (8:48:37 PM): FUCK YOU TERRORISTS TioJaime858 (8:48:41 PM): I MEAN TERRORIST TioJaime858 (8:49:15 PM): wow that was ballsy TioJaime858 (8:49:18 PM): FUCK YOU TERRORIST TioJaime858 (8:50:03 PM): "the prisoner seems to have bumped his head" TioJaime858 (8:50:39 PM): oh they're calling in f-16 support TioJaime858 (8:51:11 PM): yay waiting for their first husband TioJaime858 (8:51:14 PM): ooh hot wives and shit TioJaime858 (8:52:11 PM): yay for social justice TioJaime858 (8:53:20 PM): sergio dude TioJaime858 (8:53:31 PM): ooh hot army wife milf TioJaime858 (8:53:36 PM): awilf TioJaime858 (8:53:49 PM): nice job soldier TioJaime858 (8:53:52 PM): "i'm an ass" TioJaime858 (8:56:08 PM): FUCK YOU TERRORIST TioJaime858 (8:56:39 PM): waaa there's only two of them left TioJaime858 (8:56:43 PM): you suck Dim TioJaime858 (8:57:49 PM): yeah fuck you slim jim commercial TioJaime858 (8:58:04 PM): back TioJaime858 (8:58:43 PM): heh dude was a colonel TioJaime858 (9:01:22 PM): ooh 15-year-old terrorist sister TioJaime858 (9:01:48 PM): STFU Dim TioJaime858 (9:01:51 PM): WTF do you know? TioJaime858 (9:02:45 PM): stingers are on a farm TioJaime858 (9:02:50 PM): farmer doesn't know what they are TioJaime858 (9:03:01 PM): he's lying TioJaime858 (9:03:05 PM): kill him TioJaime858 (9:03:34 PM): show the sister again TioJaime858 (9:03:37 PM): ooh yeah momma TioJaime858 (9:04:07 PM): oh yay it's the shitty theme song again TioJaime858 (9:04:11 PM): ooh there's the farm TioJaime858 (9:04:18 PM): shoot that shit up TioJaime858 (9:04:39 PM): fucking terrorists shouldn't put their own civilians in harms way TioJaime858 (9:05:16 PM): WTF? TioJaime858 (9:05:23 PM): iraqi goat! TioJaime858 (9:05:31 PM): some indian dude w/a rifle TioJaime858 (9:05:39 PM): oh maybe he's not indian TioJaime858 (9:05:56 PM): OK they have the missiles TioJaime858 (9:05:59 PM): shoot that shit up TioJaime858 (9:06:14 PM): ooh yeah TioJaime858 (9:06:25 PM): FUCK YOU TERRORISTS! TioJaime858 (9:06:36 PM): yeah whatever, FX, try to guilt us and shit TioJaime858 (9:06:39 PM): they deserved it TioJaime858 (9:06:55 PM): commercial TioJaime858 (9:06:59 PM): ooh sa spalsh of club soda TioJaime858 (9:07:28 PM): Stay chuned for scenes from our next episode TioJaime858 (9:07:36 PM): Next Wednes-dee on Over There TioJaime858 (9:07:46 PM): yeah mom-slut TioJaime858 (9:07:49 PM): ooh Mrs. B TioJaime858 (9:08:04 PM): OK that episode kinda sucked TioJaime858 (9:08:10 PM): but it had Mrs. B TioJaime858 (9:08:22 PM): and also killing terrorists! TioJaime858 has left the chat room. |
Wednesday, August 10, 2005
SixHertz House of Sport!
Trojans Eclipse Cal, Pac-10 in Early Poll
Got this from the most recent Daily Cal. Not sure why I've experienced a renewed interest in what I'd read whist partaking in my morning ritual in O'Brien Hall, but every once in a while they'll have something good to read. And I'm not even talking about the Sex on Tuesday column...
| well hello Mr. Fancypants... |
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| Though no longer the rags-to-riches story of recent years, the Cal football team is still a formidable force in the Pac-10 conference. A force albeit overshadowed by the gridiron juggernaut that is U$C. The Bears are slated to finish second in the Pac-10, according to a poll released Tuesday at the conference’s annual media day at the Sheraton Gateway in Los Angeles, finishing well behind the two-time defending national champions Trojans. U$C was unanimously predicted to take the title by the 41 media representatives polled. Following its final No. 9 ranking last season, Cal again finds itself in the top 25 of several preseason polls, including a No. 20 spot in the USA Today poll. However, despite the relatively high ranking for the Bears, the race for second place in the conference should prove to be a close one. The media day poll placed Arizona State and Oregon at third and fourth, respectively. |
1) This dumb kid writing for the Daily Crap! To me and my Golden Bear contemporaries, Cal will always be a "rags-to-riches" story! And you know what, you stupid kids who get free football tickets? It's only a matter of time before we're the rags-to-riches-back-to-rags story of tomorrow. Eff you, you little shits. I got three words for you: TOM. HOL. MOE.
2) Oh. We finished ranked #9 last year? Why-ever could that be? Could it be because WE TOOK A GIANT SHIT ON OURSELVES AT THE HOLIDAY BOWL IN FRONT OF THOUSANDS OF CAL FANS WHO WERE COMPLAINING WE WEREN'T SELECTED FOR THE ROSE BOWL???
Enough for now. Let's take a trip across the bay bridge to our beloved SBC Park and also KNBR headquarters right up the street from The Gold Club.
| KNBR makes the call: Krueger is fired Program director and morning-show producer also let go |
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| Giants manager Felipe Alou refused to accept an apology from Krueger. Alou appeared on ESPN's "Outside the Lines" program Monday night and called Krueger "this messenger of Satan, as I call this guy now. ... And I believe there is no forgiveness for Satan." On Tuesday morning, KNBR aired Alou's sound bite from "Outside the Lines" and then parodied it with Satan references from the Comedy Central show "South Park." That apparently was the impetus for Rhein's dismissal -- and might have had something to do with the termination of Agnew, who had been with KNBR since 1989. "The segment, featuring inappropriate comedy sound bites," Salvadore wrote in the statement, "demonstrated an utter lack of regard for the sensitivity of the issues involved and a premeditated intent to ridicule Felipe Alou's commentary." On his Tuesday night KRON (Channel 4) sportscast, Gary Radnich, the midmorning host on KNBR, said Giants executive vice president Larry Baer and the team were not behind the decision to remove Krueger, Agnew and Rhein. |
Again, some more jimmy-points!
1) Is anybody else ballsy enough to point out that had we not been hitting like dogshit, radio show hosts wouldn't be tempted to say things like that? Poor choice of words, yes, but all too accurate. And true, while non-hispanic players like Ray Durham and Michael Tucker aren't exactly putting up great numbers either, I'm still more angered by the whole 15 games below .500 than this racial dust-up.
2) Speaking of dust. Got an e-mail forward from an office giants fan from the office dodgers fan...
| input from the friendly confines of chavez ravine |
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| Or did you Giant fans forget when your ex-manager Dusty Baker said that "Black players play better in the heat than white players because that's why we brought them over here on slave ships"? In that case the statement was clearly racist and made by an individual who will determine the outcome of a game (in other words, when the temperature reaches 90 degrees, Dusty goes with his all black lineup regardless of what anyone's batting average is). But of course there wasn't a peep from the liberal established press. |
3) Back to the Chronicle's article... so radio personalities playing sound effects from South Park is going over the line, but an old senile Cream-of-Wheat-minded manager can call somebody Satan and that's OK? KNBR hires radio guys to do radio. Just shut up and let them do their jobs. And Felipe? Go back into the dugout and take a nap. Stick to the game at hand, skipper. "Hundreds of millions" of people were offended? Umm, I don't think there are hundreds of millions of Giants fans, let alone that many who were offended by the comment. And even worse that the quote might've been "hundreds of millions of Caribbeans" since a quick educated guess leads me to believe that there aren't that many of you wacky foreigners down there.
4) And finally, you wacky Giants players who felt the need to chime in after the team provided you with enough background information to handle the press and all that good shit? Hey, maybe you should concentrate on this baseball thing we're paying you for. Just an idea. And, Omar Vizquel, this is nothing like John Rocker in Sports Illustrated. Read it. That was said by Rocker to shock and offend. Krueger was just pissed that the G-men are sucking worse than Willy Wonka.
On a lighter note, it's surprising that this is happening in San Francisco, given the diversity of the Bay Area. On the other hand, this isn't surprising that this is happening in San Francisco, given the two-faced lies that is the American Left.
(liberal anti-semitism, liberal disdain for minorities, liberal hobbling of aforementioned minorities with affirmative action and welfare. in case you're new to the SHoP.)
Jihad Jimmy, Commissioner
SHoP Department of Recreational Sports (Non-nude)
Darwin Award
This guy should get at least honorable mention for what he did.
Link here:
S. Korean man dies after 50 hours of computer games
The game he played to death (StarCraft) was one in which I played a lot when I was still in college. I can still remember telling my roommate after the conclusion of a game, "Let's play again. I wanna perfect my build order so I can rush faster."
Ahh, the memories come flooding back.
Tio Jaime and MwHCock, when we play again we should invite Lincoln so I can call myself Spaceman_Stiff. I'm sure he would love that.
Tuesday, August 09, 2005
Time to put your theory to the test, you bastard communist pig.
CNN.com - Chavez: U.S. will 'bite the dust' if it invades - Aug 9, 2005
Yet another foreign political leader to make my shit list. What the hell kind of politician is this? Nice tact, you moron.
I could take the time to mount a coherent argument about everything this guy said, but instead, I'll just call him an asshole and say that he looks like the huge smelly turd I left in the john this morning. I'm tired of these idiots."If someday they get the crazy idea of coming to invade us, we'll make them bite the dust defending the freedom of our land," Chavez said to applause.
He spoke during the opening ceremony of a world youth festival bringing together student delegations from across the world and convened under the slogan "Against Imperialism and War."
Chavez called the United States the "most savage, cruel and murderous empire that has existed in the history of the world."
The Venezuelan leader said "socialism is the only path," and told the students the collective goal is to "save a world threatened by the voracity of U.S. imperialism."
Update: Apparently the Catholic Church sees it my way. Man, I love this guy.
A Rude Awakening
Was talking with Tio Jaime this morning. Seems that he was running a bit behind schedule, as he's had a late night. I, too, had stayed up past my bedtime (playing Xbox games and such). I would have suffered the same fate as my fellow liberalophobic friend here, had it not been for not one but two loud booms that occurred around 5 in the morning, local time. 'Course, I have my multiple alarms normally set between 4:45 and 5:20 in the AM, hoping that at least one would finally get my groggy self out of bed in time for work. So I naturally attributed the aberrant sound to one of them.
Later I come to find out that the bangs actually originated from the space shuttle Discovery as it re-entered Earth's atmosphere and subsequently landed in Edwards Air Force Base near Mojave, CA. I live in Palmdale which is a mere hop, skip and apparently sonic boom away from Mojave.
So yeah, that was fun. One of my colleagues said she felt her house shake. But all joking aside, I congratulate the whole NASA space shuttle team for the hard work they put into making the STS-114 mission a shining success!
wow they could've cast somebody younger and hotter for Sweet Dee
Not sure how this escaped everybody-- maybe this is a new innovation I totally missed, or some stupid attempt at emulating TBS-- but FX's two new shows started and ended at times when two new 30-minute shows shouldn't. "Starved" lasted 35 minutes. Great. So "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" ended 5 minutes after all of America had their VCRs or Tivos running. Thanks retards. You're lucky that Starved is a quality show.
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
| the ending of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia because FX is a bunch of tards who can't program a network correctly |
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| You are now in chat room “FXisGay.” TioJaime858 has entered the chat room. TioJaime858 (10:56:18 PM): hello dere TioJaime858 (10:56:27 PM): OK so it's mon-dee night TioJaime858 (10:56:58 PM): and i'm watching a replay of Starved TioJaime858 (10:57:07 PM): and in a few minutes, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia TioJaime858 (10:57:26 PM): but wonderful FX, they don't seem to have start times synced w/THE REST OF AMERICA TioJaime858 (10:57:28 PM): pigfuckers TioJaime858 (10:57:47 PM): so really, TioJaime858 (10:58:04 PM): i'm just waiting for what could be the last few minutes of IASiP TioJaime858 (10:59:20 PM): ooh that chick was cute TioJaime858 (10:59:25 PM): kinda had crow's feet TioJaime858 (10:59:36 PM): but thus is the nature of jimmy-women sometimes TioJaime858 (10:59:59 PM): ooh yeah cute anorexic chick TioJaime858 (11:00:12 PM): i like the black cop TioJaime858 (11:00:39 PM): i'm gonna fold laundry, but i'll have IASiP in the background TioJaime858 (11:00:46 PM): i'll talk to you periodically throughout TioJaime858 (11:01:34 PM): i want some chocolate cake right now TioJaime858 (11:01:56 PM): ooh i have iced tea in the fridge, brb TioJaime858 (11:02:18 PM): oh wonderful, STARVED the episode is done now and it's alreayd 2 past TioJaime858 (11:02:20 PM): fuck you FX TioJaime858 (11:03:26 PM): yeah 30 mins my flaccid cock TioJaime858 (11:05:39 PM): try to be cool TioJaime858 (11:05:49 PM): OK the show started 5 minutes late TioJaime858 (11:05:52 PM): wonderful TioJaime858 (11:06:12 PM): they're closing up the bar at 12:45? TioJaime858 (11:07:02 PM): might5've been better if two of these guys didn't look virtually identical TioJaime858 (11:07:18 PM): could've traded one of the bearded, scruffy white dudes for a brunette, perhaps? TioJaime858 (11:09:37 PM): oh his sister TioJaime858 (11:09:53 PM): i like how black people can talk white TioJaime858 (11:10:05 PM): and the cool thing, they can turn it on and off too TioJaime858 (11:13:40 PM): oh she's janelle TioJaime858 (11:14:00 PM): heh he threw the number away TioJaime858 (11:14:01 PM): again TioJaime858 (11:15:13 PM): "i'll call the black girl" TioJaime858 (11:15:30 PM): Ok this blonde isn't that hot TioJaime858 (11:15:35 PM): she's kinda old looking TioJaime858 (11:17:31 PM): so blue TioJaime858 (11:25:03 PM): oh sorry... it was "i'm not plugging anybody's hole" TioJaime858 (11:26:51 PM): wow they could've cast somebody younger and hotter for Sweet Dee TioJaime858 (11:27:17 PM): wonderful how these two stories tie in together TioJaime858 (11:30:49 PM): crazy bitch who punched me in the eye! TioJaime858 (11:30:58 PM): i mean my sister TioJaime858 (11:31:07 PM): heh TioJaime858 (11:31:14 PM): you people actually are TioJaime858 (11:31:27 PM): OK and that's it? TioJaime858 (11:31:31 PM): i missed a couple of minutes TioJaime858 (11:31:39 PM): ooh cleavage in the cpatain morgan commercial TioJaime858 (11:31:42 PM): kleavage TioJaime858 (11:31:57 PM): ooh hi dental hygienist TioJaime858 (11:34:20 PM): thrilling second episode TioJaime858 (11:34:31 PM): and an abortion rally TioJaime858 (11:34:41 PM): IASIP TioJaime858 (11:34:50 PM): yeah new @ 1030 my ass TioJaime858 (11:34:59 PM): heh $114 on a saturday night TioJaime858 (11:35:16 PM): heh TioJaime858 (11:35:18 PM): i get it TioJaime858 (11:35:39 PM): i was being sarcastic TioJaime858 (11:35:44 PM): i'd like to rescind the heh TioJaime858 (11:36:19 PM): wow and five minutes on the tail-end was enough to catch the two shows slated for a half-hour each TioJaime858 (11:36:23 PM): cheesedicks TioJaime858 has left the chat room. |
Monday, August 08, 2005
pre-SHoP Tio Jaime
was googling myself and found this letter i wrote to the Daily Cal in the waning days of my super-senior year.
| ASUC Candidates: Desirable Qualifications, Wrong Minority (although I don't remember writing that tagline) |
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| In his letter to the editor, Jim Fung is "troubled that for the second year in a row, no African Americans or Hispanics, apparently, were elected to any of the five executive offices" ("Election Malaise," April 27). He then questions UC Berkeley's "devotion to diversity." Apparently Fung did not pay attention to The Daily Californian's article from several weeks ago that went to great lengths to point out that the Student Action party was running three Asian candidates (Teddy Liaw, Alex Ding and Jen Chang) for the executive positions. Since Student Action went rampant this year, Fung should have made the connection and realized that minorities are in fact represented in the executive offices. But God forbid that we elect the wrong kind of minorities, which according to Jim Fung, we did. It is bad enough that we have to analyze everything on a racial level — BAMN and DAAP, please take note. When we start having divisions within minority status, this alleged "victim" status loses its Slight Joke classification and rapidly becomes a Complete Joke. Would Jim Fung be able to sleep at night if he found out that Nick Papas, external vice president-elect was in reality a Latino, but just didn't make mention of it during his campaign? Would he be able to look at himself in the mirror tomorrow morning knowing full well that Papas was elected because of his qualifications but not because of his ethnicity? Where I come from, we have names for that phenomenon. When someone votes for a candidate or does not vote for a candidate because of his or her ethnicity we call that discrimination. We call that racism. Should I have voted for Priscilla Hernandez just because she is Latina? Of course not. Should the Latino community here at UC Berkeley have voted for Priscilla just because she is Latina? Definitely not. Being the same race as anybody (not just a candidate running for office) does not automatically mean that you will hold the same political views or values. That's completely absurd, and in and of itself, racist. If Jim Fung voted for either Priscilla Hernandez or Evora Griffith simply because of the color of her skin, then he is not only destroying the democratic process here in the make-believe political arena that is the ASUC, but he is also sadly racist. I, like many other UC Berkeley students, voted for the candidates I felt were best qualified for the offices they sought. And I, like many other students, will not apologize for stepping on Fung's notion of diversity in the interest of common sense. |
See? Makes a world of difference when I'm the Good Cop, huh?
all my love,
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Umm...yeah.
So, someone who has this phobia can't actually say he/she does? Or would they run out of the room once the doctor tells them?
Have a great day!
Ho-hum. Mon-dee.
what with Moby making the SHoP's Short Bus Shortlist for what appears to be an unprecedented two times (here and here), I'm somewhat disconcerted to let you know that the latest two MP3s i've pirated acquired through the proper channels... oh how about the iTunes music store, yeah, that's the ticket... have been Moby. "Porcelain" and "South Side". Yarr.
Zoo music, in my defense.
And gentlemen SHoPpers, I'm sure you can remember at least one song from your first trip to the zoo. For me? Aerosmith's "Cryin'". Ahh, sweet sweet zoo. Makes me miss the evil GF at the time, Lord Volde-megan, who got uber-pissed when i jokingly suggested to SixH that his parents take him to the pink poodle for his 21st b-day. Was talking to a friend this last weekend, mentioned that "I regret that Lord Volde-megan left before I learned how to use the C-word." (heh funny link here too)
i'm too lazy to find which other celebri-turds made the SHoP twice. any suggestions? put 'em in the comments and i'll take a look when i get a second later today.
Dinner w/the cute, gun-toting, Republican neighbor last night. Eat me raw with a flavored straw, did i fall in the Friend Zone again? And she's never gonna read this, so I'll leave this bit in. Like sensitive information leaking through the SHoP into the inner-layers of Tio-Jaime-in-Real-Life has ever really bothered me before? (shit that link was a lot of work)
OK gonna stop here. Just because I don't have blogger.com's composing window open in a browser doesn't mean i'm not blogging right now at work. Gonna make some phone calls. Have a good week, Citizen SHoPper...
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
Old post I found saved as a draft but which I needed for a new post...
I intended to post this back on 02 June, but never got around to it. Wouldn't you know, I wanted to reference this chat today... so here you go, Citizen SHoPper
Tio Jaime
| she was a 'tard in the movie. |
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| JihadJimmyMWCCDF (2:37:09 PM): heh JihadJimmyMWCCDF (2:37:13 PM): met some chick online JihadJimmyMWCCDF (2:37:22 PM): but she did her homework and found the blog JihadJimmyMWCCDF (2:37:26 PM): funny e-mail i'llforward you SixHertz (2:38:20 PM): hahahaah SixHertz (2:38:22 PM): send it now JihadJimmyMWCCDF (2:38:27 PM): Ok standby SixHertz (2:38:44 PM): see why you can't associate your name to the blog? SixHertz (2:38:51 PM): it spells trouble. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (2:38:56 PM): OK you think i'm bothered by this JihadJimmyMWCCDF (2:39:25 PM): in reality, a hippie was filtered out thanks to my work on your blog SixHertz (2:39:42 PM): LOL JihadJimmyMWCCDF (2:41:05 PM): OK it's away JihadJimmyMWCCDF (2:41:54 PM): see, i can't have a woman who is so PC that she's unnerved by the use of the acronym C.U.N.T. SixHertz (2:42:02 PM): hahahahahaha SixHertz (2:42:06 PM): too bloody funny SixHertz (2:42:16 PM): who's the chick? Can we do a search for her? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (2:42:42 PM): i have her website, she's kinda cute SixHertz (2:43:06 PM): lemme see JihadJimmyMWCCDF (2:43:18 PM): i'll find you a pic, hold on  JihadJimmyMWCCDF wants to send file C:\Documents and Settings\james\Desktop\red2.jpg (2:45:28 PM). SixHertz received C:\Documents and Settings\james\Desktop\red2.jpg (2:45:38 PM). SixHertz (2:47:25 PM): ugh...she looks hippie-tastic. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (2:55:36 PM): welcome to the bay area JihadJimmyMWCCDF (2:55:39 PM): she's kinda cute SixHertz (3:06:24 PM): I just got a phone call from my ISP JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:06:35 PM): yeah SixHertz (3:06:36 PM): telling me to stop hosting a bittorrent file JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:06:44 PM): what/s that? SixHertz (3:06:46 PM): Star Wars III SixHertz (3:07:14 PM): I said I wasn't hosting it. That I went to see the movie in the theaters, it sucked, and I wouldn't want to see it again. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:07:22 PM): heh yeah SixHertz (3:07:34 PM): Then I checked my files to make sure... SixHertz (3:07:52 PM): and lo and behold it was there. SixHertz (3:07:54 PM): oops. SixHertz (3:07:56 PM): hahah JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:08:01 PM): how'd that happen? SixHertz (3:08:28 PM): I think I downloaded the bittorrent, and thought I had stopped/cancelled the download. SixHertz (3:08:37 PM): but it kept going in the background. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:08:40 PM): oops SixHertz (3:08:43 PM): yeah. SixHertz (3:08:48 PM): well, it's deleted now, anywyas. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:08:52 PM): i just want to be molested hard by natalie portman SixHertz (3:09:00 PM): she was a 'tard in the movie. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:09:10 PM): yes, but a tard w/boobies and a vagina SixHertz is away at 3:19:04 PM. SixHertz returned at 3:19:55 PM. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:49:15 PM): new rant @ the SHoP JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:49:19 PM): my rants are evolving SixHertz (3:49:30 PM): aye aye JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:49:36 PM): no longer mad @ the democruds JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:49:46 PM): more mad at the stupid people who believe the democruds JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:50:07 PM): God I hate these Little Brains SixHertz (3:50:08 PM): as it should be. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:50:24 PM): i'm trying to see their poitn of view, believe me JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:51:29 PM): if only for myself, I need to know that I'm not following some crock-of-shit lemming argument JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:52:06 PM): i don't care about the party, i don't care about the troops, i don't care about the iraqis JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:52:21 PM): I care that I myself haven't bought into something that's bullshit JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:52:52 PM): and ever since i quickly convinced myself that what we stand for isn't horseshit, then i start caring about the troops JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:52:59 PM): then i start caring about the wacky iraqis JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:53:12 PM): then i start caring about the Party and destroying the democrud elements in society SixHertz (4:31:21 PM): http://conagahnim.ytmnd.com/ SixHertz (4:31:25 PM): this is just funny to me. SixHertz (4:31:29 PM): use IE SixHertz (4:31:34 PM): and turn up the sound SixHertz (4:31:58 PM): And try to remember who agahnim is....if you played Zelda a lot, you should. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (4:33:08 PM): which one was agahnim? SixHertz (4:33:18 PM): um... SixHertz (4:33:24 PM): don't remember. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (4:33:27 PM): d'oh |
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