You Make the Call! (Penis or Vagina? Edition)

Real simple, Citizen SHoPpers. Watch the video at the link below, decide whether or not this person bleeds from the crotch every month or so...

Bad Day at the Lube Shop - NothingToxic.com

The nature and purpose of this post? Mainly to spread the word of a funny video. Additionally, I'm just trying to toe the SHoP Line. We're all fortunate that my buddy SixHertz doesn't watch this like a hawk nowadays...

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

this is so shitty, i'm gonna go find that Pornographic Apathetic video for you... it has boobies, so you'll appreciate that

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Civil Engineering on a Pleasant Sun-dee Afternoon

If I don't post this now, I won't get around to it until next Sun-dee. But you'll want to read this now.

New to the SHoP? Man oh man did you pick the wrong post to hop aboard with...

well, really, i don't have a pair of scissors in my studio apartment

TioJaime (1:11:25 PM): i just trimmed my pubes in my office ProfShewseffi (1:11:33 PM): AAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA TioJaime (1:11:48 PM): granted, my door was closed, and my office is completely empty... it still felt very naughty ProfShewseffi (1:12:10 PM): that's ok ProfShewseffi (1:12:14 PM): one time i hated some guy TioJaime (1:12:20 PM): uh oh ProfShewseffi (1:12:22 PM): i felt the need to wipe my ass on his keyboard TioJaime (1:12:32 PM): oh that's not so bad ProfShewseffi (1:12:40 PM): that's ok ProfShewseffi (1:12:43 PM): i had sex at the office TioJaime (1:13:00 PM): with a girl? with a guy? with yourself? ProfShewseffi (1:13:05 PM): girl ProfShewseffi (1:13:12 PM): that is freaking funny james TioJaime (1:13:19 PM): the sex or the pubes? ProfShewseffi (1:13:20 PM): the pubes ProfShewseffi (1:13:25 PM): you felt the need to mow your lawn at the office ProfShewseffi (1:13:34 PM): you should sprinkle it on some ppl TioJaime (1:13:34 PM): well, really, i don't have a pair of scissors in my studio apartment ProfShewseffi (1:13:42 PM): HAHaHhahAHAhahahAHAHAHAHHAhaHAH ProfShewseffi (1:13:53 PM): i should quote you TioJaime (1:14:00 PM): just point people to my blog ProfShewseffi (1:14:07 PM): you talked about it?? TioJaime (1:14:13 PM): no, i'll put this up on the blog ProfShewseffi (1:14:13 PM): dood have you thought about jerking it at the office TioJaime (1:14:21 PM): i always think about that. even at church ProfShewseffi (1:14:23 PM): and the putting the cum in the office creamer? TioJaime (1:14:30 PM): oh. no. that's kinda disturbing TioJaime (1:14:42 PM): that's also why i don't drink the coffee

You can't make this stuff up. Sometimes I tell myself, this is not my beautiful stapler it's the Jimmy who made Berkeley Engineering so degenerate. But with buddies like Professor Shewseffi and LMHBrent, maybe it's the other way around.

It could be the Southern Californian who brings out the perverted side of Berkeley Engineering. Never thought I'd say this, but we need more Berkeley Engineers to come to the SHoP so we can figure out the Circle of Perversion.

you almost got pwnd

TioJaime (1:22:11 PM): OH SHIT THERE'S SOMEBODY IN MY OFFICE ProfShewseffi (1:22:28 PM): what?!?! ProfShewseffi (1:22:35 PM): YOU FUCKING TRIMMED WITH PPL THERE?! TioJaime (1:22:55 PM): FUCK!!! one of the senior dudes came in to use the copier!! TioJaime (1:22:59 PM): good thing my door was closed ProfShewseffi (1:23:18 PM): you almost got pwnd TioJaime (1:23:22 PM): oh my TioJaime (1:23:35 PM): that would've made an even better post, though... ProfShewseffi (1:24:14 PM): HAhaHAHAHHAHAa ProfShewseffi (1:24:18 PM): you almost got pwnd ProfShewseffi (1:24:19 PM): imagine that ProfShewseffi (1:24:25 PM): you are mowing your lawn ProfShewseffi (1:24:32 PM): and then all of a sudden while you're holding out some pubes ProfShewseffi (1:24:39 PM): your boss walks in

Golf-Foxtrot wasn't phased at all when I told her this story. She somewhat expects this of me nowadays. I told her to check the SHoP later, as the depravity would find itself in SHoP-post form sooner or later. My only regret is that it's so far on the Later end of the spectrum, she's asleep.

She said she's quitting her job tomorrow. Could be an interesting week.

OK must sleep now. Big week ahead.

Tio Jaime

WSJ Article: Bears Dressed Up As Elephants

No, this is not an article on animal-style halloween, but it definitely brought me more treat than trick as I read it. You see, both Tio Jaime and I graduated from UC Berkeley, one of the more renowned liberal campuses (campi) in this country. Needless to say, during my time there, I felt isolated in that sense (perhaps Tio Jaime did as well). So it's a breath of fresh air to read about political groups like BCR becoming more mainstream.

Go Bears! Beat 'em Huskies!

i should probably rewatch the second episode

I'd post recaps for this show and also for Fri-dee Night Lights, except I just don't seem to care. Fri-dee Night Shitpile is taking a shit on itself (right now, as a matter of fact, it's Tuesday 24 October), and I keep sleeping through The Nine. Go look at the time stamps below.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

Live 3am Criticism of The Nine with Tio Jaime falling asleep

You are now in chat room "TheNine." JihadJimmyMWCCDF has entered the chat room. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:51:42 PM): hello dere JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:51:48 PM): about nine minutes before The Nine JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:52:12 PM): not that i've posted up episode two yet... JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:00:16 PM): was gonna finish working out, but i had to take a major dump JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:01:01 PM): hmm i kinda fell asleep during last week's episode... i wonder if i missed anything important JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:01:04 PM): here we go JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:02:10 PM): "what's your emergency?" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:02:20 PM): Hour 1, 3:07pm JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:04:47 PM): black chick on the move! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:04:57 PM): yeah right how'd she know when to move JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:06:33 PM): i should probably rewatch the second episode JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:10:58 PM): 13 Days Later... JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:14:49 PM): people still acting weird, jimmy still left in the dark JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:24:07 PM): and teh doctor is wearing makeup JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:29:59 PM): sllowing down, falling asleep JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:57:50 PM): whoops fell asleep JihadJimmyMWCCDF has left the chat room.

Wow, that 3amC was a lot shorter than I thought... and this episode of Fri-dee Night Pukefest is a lot shittier than i imagined it could be

wow. they're breaking up. somewhere, along the way, they forgot to try to get us to care

I'm still not through all the stupid episodes of Fri-dee Night Diarrhea? I guess not.

New episode's on, gonna finish publishing this and The Nine.

And now i'm remembering how stupid this show is. But at least it has bikini chicks.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

Live 3am Criticism of Fri-dee Night Lights

You are now in chat room "FrideeNightLights." JihadJimmyMWCCDF has entered the chat room. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:01:39 PM): hello dere JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:02:26 PM): OK so i placed a premium on peeing over starting up the chatroom JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:03:23 PM): 3rd and goal from the 9 JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:03:27 PM): of course they're gonna win JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:04:47 PM): wow and magically the stadium is outside his hospital windo JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:05:38 PM): Tim McGraw in Flicka! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:10:26 PM): right, because people in Texas drive camrys JihadJimmyMWCCDF has left the chat room.

Live 3am Criticism of Fri-dee Night Lights, continued. Looks like the 3amC was open for The Unit as well...

8:21 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: OK this sucks JihadJimmyMWCCDF: my stupid AIM isn't working JihadJimmyMWCCDF: you didn't miss much... just stupid HS shit under the guise of a good story 8:25 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: wow. they're breaking up. somewhere, along the way, they forgot to try to get us to care 8:35 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: oh hey, you're still here? JihadJimmyMWCCDF: like anybody cares 8:45 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: this is stupid JihadJimmyMWCCDF: now they're running sprints JihadJimmyMWCCDF: in the middle of the night JihadJimmyMWCCDF: in the rain JihadJimmyMWCCDF: up and down a muddy hill JihadJimmyMWCCDF: OK and now they stole this shit from that hockey movie 8:50 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: la la la, life is over, now he's dumping his hottie GF JihadJimmyMWCCDF: stupid little shit of a girl JihadJimmyMWCCDF: OK this is stupid too... JihadJimmyMWCCDF: "you walk home, we'll call it even" JihadJimmyMWCCDF: what a stupid TV show JihadJimmyMWCCDF: maybe this chick will die in a car accident JihadJimmyMWCCDF: or maybe she'll pick up the drunk and kill them both! JihadJimmyMWCCDF: oh just hit her 8:55 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: like nobody saw this coming? wonderful, they're kissing JihadJimmyMWCCDF: for fuck's sake, get back to the football JihadJimmyMWCCDF: oh, now they have EITS... Your Hand in Mine 9:00 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: Fri-dee Night Shitfest JihadJimmyMWCCDF: and now here's The Unit 9:05 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: unfortunately AIM still sucks JihadJimmyMWCCDF: oops, Humvee's under water 9:20 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: Ok gonna work out 11:15 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: oh shit, you still here? TV tonight kinda sucked

ha ha, your BF's a cripple

Posting this late. There's a new episode of Fri-dee Night Lights in about 11 minutes. Maybe if you're lucky, I'll have gone back and fixed the link to the future post.

Not that anybody reads the SHoP, let alone follows the links which I so carefully hunt the archives for, finding just the perfect SHoP post to fit the occasion.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

3am Criticism of Fri-dee Night Lights on stupid NBC

You are now in chat room "FrideeNightCrapfest." JihadJimmyMWCCDF has entered the chat room. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:30:33 PM): hello dere JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:30:45 PM): this is last week's episode of Fri-dee Night Lights JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:32:45 PM): blah blah blah, stupid tv show JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:32:47 PM): SUN-DEE JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:33:21 PM): wacky protestants JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:35:32 PM): FRI-DEE NIGHT LIGHTS JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:36:34 PM): MON-DEE JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:36:39 PM): ooh cheer-chick JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:37:02 PM): ooh, UC San Diego JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:37:30 PM): (you can't tell, but that was sarcasm) JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:42:12 PM): great. chicks talking football to mrs. Coach JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:42:56 PM): this TV show would make a great movie if they took the chicks out JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:43:16 PM): whoa, is that tristin from Beauty and the Geek? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:48:19 PM): TUES-DEE JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:48:41 PM): OK and now i'm rewinding to see who that chick was JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:48:43 PM): the pepette JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:59:35 PM): so far, this sucks JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:59:40 PM): WEDNES-DEE JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:59:45 PM): oh, yeah... NBC JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:05:25 PM): THURS-DEE JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:05:32 PM): oh, and that street kid won't walk again? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:05:35 PM): something like that JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:05:54 PM): he's paralyzed, will regain upper body... not his legs JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:07:32 PM): ha ha, your BF's a cripple JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:07:47 PM): and he's dumping you? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:08:10 PM): dumb whore JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:08:12 PM): DUMB WHORE JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:08:14 PM): WHORE JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:08:17 PM): STFU WHORE JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:08:41 PM): Your Hand in Mine! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:08:54 PM): go check out my myspace page for this song... JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:09:10 PM): oh, Explosions in the Sky is coming to town the week after UCLA JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:17:18 PM): that was stupid JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:17:30 PM): HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT IT? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:17:34 PM): WHO'RE YOU? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:17:39 PM): that was fucking stupid JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:20:05 PM): did i miss fri-dee? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:20:16 PM): it's the cheer-skank's dad JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:20:30 PM): ooh cake JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:21:16 PM): maybe she'll choke her cripple BF w/a cookie JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:23:49 PM): Eyes Wide Open JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:23:58 PM): wonderful... what a shitty episode JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:24:16 PM): well that's shit JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:24:31 PM): they cut off the episode right as they're kicking off??? JihadJiimmyMWCCDF has left the chat room.

Ya got two hours. No excuses this time.

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...

I AM A BADASS BUDDING RADIOPHILE
Eastmost Peninsula is the Secret
You're on the air with KJIMMY
DRY MOIST HUMP LOAF
I AM STILL A BADASS BUDDING RADIOPHILE
Take a shit on my Radio-Parade, why don't you...
BOYCOTT FREEFM 106.9 KIFR!!!
Back to the Basics...

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 2:00 PM AND 3:00 PM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.

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We're under two hours away from the Second Coming of John London's Inferno. I'm streaming a station from Pennsylvania right now, listening to D&M waiting for 4pm PDT to roll around.

Go check out these two sites, the first is the official site, the second is the forum set up back in April when this whole C-fuck began.

John London's Inferno (official site)
John London's Inferno - A Fansite for John London's Inferno

I'm on the forums. Sometimes making useful contributions, other times not. Thus is the nature of your Favorite SHoP Overlord. Go read some of the Tio Jaime posts up in the recap above (by jack bauer) for some more background info.

How about i fucking tell you how to listen to the stream? Go to the forums (the second link, the fansite) and find it there. The official site is somewhat convoluted, I think... Anyway, check it out, you'll like it. And practice the radio rebus, so i can kick your asses.

In other budding radio-phile news, I listened to Opie and Anthony this morning. Was nothing to write home about.

Tio Jaime

OK i woke up to a herpes commecial

I'm a bit late with this 3am Criticism, sorry. It looks like this was before Vicetivus. But really, you won't be able to tell the difference anyway, Citizen SHoPper, because today's the 24th, and this is being published several posts below the current ones.

Not sure why i'm falling asleep during the episodes, they're only on at 10pm. Hmmm. I really should catch up with the episodes online...

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

Dual, Live 3am Criticism of Episode Two of The Nine

You are now in chat room "TheNine." JihadJimmyMWCCDF has entered the chat room. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:00:12 PM): hello dere CalGlock has entered the chat room. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:00:20 PM): maybe i shouldn't be watching the end of Lost JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:00:23 PM): yo whattup CalGlock (10:00:37 PM): I'm knitting a scarf :-) CalGlock (10:00:45 PM): http://www.craftychickonline.com/Knit%20Star%20Scarf.htm JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:00:47 PM): sweet JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:01:06 PM): hey that's kinda cool JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:01:10 PM): ooh here we go CalGlock (10:01:15 PM): yay! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:01:30 PM): 52 HOURS LATER CalGlock (10:01:52 PM): such a random number JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:02:00 PM): or maybe it isn't... CalGlock (10:02:17 PM): the next "42"? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:02:57 PM): "Heroes Welcome" CalGlock (10:03:22 PM): ooohhh "Hour One" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:03:54 PM): that chick looks like a big horse CalGlock (10:04:12 PM): ohh, the one with the crazy mother? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:04:21 PM): ya JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:04:35 PM): i just farted CalGlock (10:04:39 PM): lol JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:05:26 PM): so far, this is better than the first episode CalGlock (10:05:33 PM): yeah JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:05:55 PM): 11 Days Later CalGlock (10:06:24 PM): I wonder if they're going to do a summary of each hour they spent in the bank in each episode. CalGlock (10:06:31 PM): Oh, this is what you totally called last week. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:07:43 PM): OK, so far this is pretty good CalGlock (10:07:48 PM): yeah JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:08:01 PM): Chrissy missed the first five minutes... JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:08:10 PM): she wanted to know what the black chick said to the white dude JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:08:18 PM): but she didn't really say anything anyway... CalGlock (10:08:41 PM): yeah JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:09:43 PM): ooh, Ugly Betty! CalGlock (10:09:50 PM): ghahaha CalGlock (10:09:59 PM): is Ugly Betty any good? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:10:03 PM): it's a pretty cool show... check out the first two episodes online... JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:10:07 PM): ya, i liked it CalGlock (10:10:11 PM): I think I might CalGlock (10:10:14 PM): ohh, it's starting again CalGlock (10:10:43 PM): hahahaha CalGlock (10:10:55 PM): I guess you can't really hide being preggy JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:11:26 PM): i like this white chick better than the horse-face chick CalGlock (10:11:33 PM): hehe JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:12:56 PM): yeah that was subtle CalGlock (10:13:05 PM): hahah CalGlock (10:13:23 PM): It's Neelix!! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:13:31 PM): LOL CalGlock (10:13:58 PM): "HOW did you do that?" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:18:44 PM): shiti'm falling asleep CalGlock (10:18:55 PM): Food coma? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:19:29 PM): no just not enough sleep JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:19:33 PM): what happened? i just missd it CalGlock (10:19:39 PM): Nick just quit JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:19:46 PM): why's that? CalGlock (10:20:04 PM): The police department asked him to make a statement that the negotiators and stuff "did a good job" CalGlock (10:20:56 PM): so he was like, "That's crap," and turned in his badge JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:21:14 PM): ahh OK JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:26:59 PM): i keep falling asleep CalGlock (10:28:09 PM): ah, so the police is framing the cop now CalGlock (10:28:34 PM): wake up!!!!! CalGlock (10:28:43 PM): what time did you wake up this morning? CalGlock (10:28:50 PM): better yet, what time did you go to sleep last night JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:29:01 PM): huh JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:29:11 PM): went to sleep around 2am JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:29:18 PM): got up around 630am CalGlock (10:29:34 PM): ewww CalGlock (10:30:48 PM): wait...having your guy be an exercise fanatic hurts your chances of having kids? CalGlock (10:30:53 PM): bad times JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:30:56 PM): huh? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:31:03 PM): did i miss something? CalGlock (10:31:04 PM): Channel 7 newsflash JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:31:12 PM): fell asleep, i guess CalGlock (10:31:21 PM): drink water CalGlock (10:33:00 PM): wow, highschools with laptops? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:33:34 PM): oh my old school does that now... so does my cousin's HS in San Jose CalGlock (10:34:14 PM): wow. My old high school can't even afford updates books. CalGlock (10:35:18 PM): Are you serious? They play classical music while in the operating room? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:35:37 PM): they play all kinds of music during operations... according to TV CalGlock (10:39:01 PM): hah CalGlock (10:39:28 PM): because TV always accurately depicts reality JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:49:25 PM): OK i woke up to a herpes commecial CalGlock (10:50:30 PM): lol CalGlock (10:51:11 PM): what song is this? CalGlock (10:51:43 PM): we played this my newman year JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:55:15 PM): was that the security guard? CalGlock (10:55:31 PM): the one in the bed? CalGlock (10:55:37 PM): or the one who died? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:55:39 PM): the one who just died CalGlock (10:55:44 PM): not sure CalGlock (10:58:35 PM): oh crap CalGlock (10:59:58 PM): oh you can watch it again on ABC.com JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:00:06 PM): ya,i'll probably end up doing that JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:00:33 PM): shit, i slept through most of it JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:01:08 PM): OK dude, will be here next week... JihadJimmyMWCCDF has left the chat room. CalGlock has left the chat room.

Gooks with Nukes!

Absolutely nothing of substance to say here. Just wanted to get in on the ground floor with the racial epithet humor...

I told SHoP Overlord SixHertz to post something with this post title, as I was dropping the kids off at the pool, and he had immediate internet(s) access. But then we remembered that he's the White SHoP Overlord, and I'm one of the two Oriental SHoP Overlords. So better that I do it.

If I had more time, I'd go into how I would've voted for McCain over Bush in 2000 because he was ballsy/crazy enough to use the word "gook" on the campaign trail until he retracted. And after that, I'd justify the use of "oriental" when referring to us wacky Filipinos.

Alas, no time. Must get some shit done while the state staff is out for Columbus Day.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

It's Saturday Morning, Citizen SHoPpers!!!

Will hold off on a review of The Departed for right now, in lieu of some action in the SixHertz House of Sport. Watching Newsradio right now, gonna watch the St. Louis Cardinals sweep the San Diego Padres in a bit. Finish up my laundry, eventually head over to the Cal-Oregon game. Wasn't supposed to go, but my friend had an extra ticket so now i get to go and watch #11 Oregon play #16 Cal. Good shit.

But first, some chat...

there were alot of orientals @ the movie last night

9:05 AM TioJaime: yo! Rafterman: yo! Rafterman: did you get a ticket for today's game? TioJaime: i might have a ticket to Cal-Oregon! Rafterman: NICE!!! TioJaime: but i may have already promised to watch with kasha TioJaime: gotta call her to find out Rafterman: alright TioJaime: and if i used the ticket, i'd have to sit w/band friends for a bit... Rafterman: you should go Rafterman: if you can TioJaime: i'll just wait until the frat boys and sorority skanks around you guys leave early to go to Raleigh's TioJaime: oh dude, go watch The Departed Rafterman: I'll give em a gamecube and some natty ice Rafterman: they can play amongst themselves TioJaime: oh bro! that'd be SWEET Rafterman: yeah, the Departed looks good TioJaime: i watched some more of those videos from the bro rape guys... Rafterman: I want to see the original too TioJaime: they're pretty good Rafterman: the Departed is based on this hong kong movie called "Infernal Affairs" TioJaime: ya Rafterman: supposed to be good TioJaime: there were alot of orientals @ the movie last night Rafterman: haha

orientals, and women who go "awwww" when beloved characters die. That's fucking annoying. Back to the football.

go bells!
9:15 AM Rafterman: wow, minnesota lost in three straight games Rafterman: http://mercextra.com/blogs/hssports/2006/10/06/bells-route-no-1-mitty/ Rafterman: go bells!

The astute Citizen SHoPper will know that one SHoP Overlord went to Bellarmine Prep, and another SHoP Overlord (or Overlady) went to the school that lost to Bellarmine.

oh dude, go bells!
Rafterman: http://mercextra.com/blogs/collegesports/2006/10/06/hey-cal-fans-i-dont-hate-your-team/ TioJaime: brb laundry 9:20 AM Rafterman: this guy pisses me off, but he's kind of right 9:25 AM TioJaime: ya TioJaime: the one comment there seems to be some disgruntled SJSU kid TioJaime: oh dude, go bells!

I just finally got around to reading the article about the Bellarmine/Mitty game. Who won that now? I forget... any idea, Local Area Blog/Internet Admin SixHertz?

And if my memory serves me correctly, Bill Frist's bill doesn't become law until President Bush signs it, according to those groovy Satur-dee morning cartoon PSAs. So here, I'm betting against my alma mater. I still want us to win, but by no more than 5.

And wonderful. The Cardinals/Padres game is on ESPN2, and Tio Jaime dun't get that channel.

Watching Terminator 2 again, gonna work out.

Tio Jaime
Commissioner, SHoP Department of Recreational Sport (Non-nude)

ps- one of my favorite lines from the movie...
John Connor: Jesus, you were gonna kill that guy!
T-800: Of course. I'm a Terminator.

Thanks for the mammaries

See what happens when I post politics nowadays? OTW Mark and friedwire stop cussing at each other and calling each other names. So here's an experiment. I'm going back to posting what I know best.



Or it's just an excuse to post a movie involving two things which as a gender we men should hold dear. The Price is Right... and boobies.

I guess that makes it three things then?

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

Keep Waiting, Cheesedicks

It was only a matter of time before my new neighbor parked her yellow VW bug on my line-- my old one moved away, thank God. I walk into my apartment building's lobby to check my mail and see that some Leftist Degenerate poster is telling me to ditch work and go to some dirty, San Francisco Protest.

The poster used to be here...

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This is right above the table where our magazines and packages are left by our studious mail carrier. (How's that for a SHoP cross-reference? That one predates even myself. Cool shit, huh? --TJ)

I ripped the poster off, crumpled it up and threw it into the bin where we put our junk mail. Went to my apartment, realized I wanted the poster for the SHoP. Took my camera, fished it out of the bin, put it up on my refrigerator.

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Note the GWB magnet and the SF 49ers schedule magnet. And if you're a recently married, astute SHoP Overlord (or Overlady), you'll notice a certain "Save the Date" magnet just barely peeking out from the upper right hand corner of the poster.

They have their misconceived notions about Free Speech, I have mine. And yes, Citizen SHoPpers, to these Leftists, the drowning out of somebody's message constitutes Free Speech. I'm only stealing a play right out of their own playbooks.

The post title is in response to their nonsensical "The World Can't Wait" mantra. If the world really couldn't wait, I wouldn't be here in the office on a fine Fri-dee morning. I'd be barricaded in some compound with other right-minded americans under fire from the self-flagellating, America-hating Leftists.

oh, and blah blah blah, if i really loved and supported the war i'd go over there and fight it myself, la la la. Chickenhawk this, cowboy diplomacy that. Did I leave anything out?

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

ps- check out zombietime.com for more details on this rally which was announced. He's always good for some pics of degenerate, anti-semitic leftists who don't have the inconvenience of jobs such that they can attend rallies in the middle of the workweek.

This just in: Democrats Too Shitty To Have Focused Message, Voters Too Ignorant To Care

First runner-up post title:

THE DEMOCRATS PREY ON YOUR STUPIDITY

Sound familiar, Citizen SHoPpers?

Found this article here on yahoo!, pulled it off the Reuters site...

Democrats use strategy of ambiguity on Iraq: experts

Hmm. Not sure exactly where to start. Should we be embarrassed that ambiguity is being incorporated as the platform for what is likely the major issue in this midterm election? Should we be embarrassed that a major political party is willing to use something like this war in Iraq as a means to a political end? Should we be embarrassed that "experts" have wasted time to come to a conclusion like "Democrats are ambiguous" when any one of your SHoP Overlords (or Overlady) could've told you the exact same thing.

(OK, upon further review, looks like the GOP has become somewhat wishy-washy in exchange for a broader appeal when it comes to normally black-and-white issues like abortion and smaller government. No need to point it out again in the comments, as I've already trolled myself.)

Let's take a look at a few excerpts. Let's have a look-see...

Lowery is not alone. Only a quarter of Americans think Democrats in the Congress have a clear plan for Iraq, far less than the 36 percent who believe the president has one, a USA Today/Gallup poll in mid-September found. But experts said the lack of a clear Democratic plan made no difference at all to most voters. Ambiguity has been part of the Democratic strategy on Iraq all along and has worked quite well, they said.

So somebody's unenviable solution isn't too much better than somebody else's vague and likely shitty one? That's what the American People are saying. And this is why I'll tell you again, THE DEMOCRATS PREY ON YOUR STUPIDITY.

Am I saying that Bush and the administration's policies are the end-all, be-all, fix-all solution for Iraq? No. That's not the issue here. Don't let any trolls try to tell you it is. Besides, unless you've just come out of a coma, your mind is made up. Either you've thought from the beginning that the President is working towards security, or you don't. I'm not here to talk about Bush. What good will that do?

The issue, as Your Favorite SHoP Overlord is drawing it up, is that THE DEMOCRATS PREY ON YOUR STUPIDITY. That's it. Plain and simple. Here, read another excerpt. You tell me that this degenerocrat isn't hoping people won't wise up and realize that his Leftist pigfuckers don't have anything to bring to the table...

He cited the Pennsylvania race for the U.S. Senate as an example. The Democratic challenger, Bob Casey, running against Republican incumbent Rick Santorum, has opposed the status quo but been vague about what to do about Iraq.

Well that sounds downright shitty. Unfortunately this kind of ignorance trickles-down to the common Degenerocrats with whom I have the utmost pleasure of interacting here in the Red State Outpost in the Blue State Frontier.

Ignoramus Degenerocrat: Bush lied! People died! Republicans suck!
Jihad Jimmy: Do you know how much worse off we would've been if Gore or Kerry had been elected?
Ignoramus Degenerocrat: If you're so into this war, you should enlist right now! And take the Bush daughters with you!
Jihad Jimmy: Umm, you didn't really answer my question...
Ignoramus Degenerocrat: Republicans aren't about dialogue! Republicans aren't for anything but war!
Jihad Jimmy: OK. So what are the Democrats for?

(A beat.)

Ignoramus Degenerocrat: Bush lied! People died! Republicans suck!

Oh, how I wish I was kidding. I actually spruced up the ID's side a bit to make it somewhat intelligible. But enough of that. Let's get back to nonsensical rambling...

While Democrats have not unified behind a specific plan on Iraq, political analysts say the outlines of a Democratic position are clearly visible in the different proposals. The main thrust is a redeployment, or withdrawal, of U.S. forces from Iraq sooner rather than later.

Oh. So, ummm... Like a retreat?

"An orderly phase-out is basically what the John Kerrys and some of the others are calling for," said Vincent Hutchings, an associate professor of political science at the University of Michigan, referring to the Massachusetts senator who lost to Bush in the 2004 presidential election.

Oh. So an orderly retreat. OK, that sounds sufficiently double-speaky to be a Democratic "solution".

External link mine, btw. Reuters didn't think enough to link to the SHoP.

They have tried to address the issue by fielding candidates with military credentials, said Cal Jillson, a professor of political science at Southern Methodist University in Dallas.

Of course. How did that John Kerry guy work out for you? Not so good?

One more quote from Professor Cal Whats-his-face from SMU...

"So their strategy is just not to do anything that will allow the Republicans to paint them as not dependable with the safety of the American public."

Well, really, we dastardly Republicans don't need too much more than a half-empty nail polish bottle full of paint to complete that imagery. I mean shit, with Senators who compare our soldiers to Nazi prison guards, or with former presidents who are on record as hating the military? I wouldn't look down upon any Degenerocrat who took a stand and said, "I have my loyalties to my constituents, but holy shit, you ignorant little fuckers don't have any fucking clue what security is all about, do you?"

Seriously, break it down even closer-to-home... who would you rather have help you defend your family and the rest of your shit if some invading force was working its way through the Blue State Frontier? Some doofus hipster with a stylish Che Guevara t-shirt and Peace buttons on his messenger bag? Or would you want Tio Jaime and his 12-gauge and his stockpiled Wal-Mart shotgun shells? Would you want some gay Vespa, or do you want to mount a huge fucking gun in my truck bed so we can shoot at the HK Aerials who are trying to terminate us?

It's late now. I'm putting on Terminator 2, going to sleep.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

dude, if they'd let Jack Bauer get in there.. would've been finished 28 hours earlier

OK so the show is expectedly confusing for the first episode. It'll get better. And MwHCock and myself are proudly In on the Ground Floor.

Falling asleep at my keyboard, so I'll end here. If they replay this episode of The Nine, go check it out whilst you read this 3amC...

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

Dual, Live 3am Criticism of ABC's The Nine, Series Premiere!

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TOUCHDOWN PERMIAN DILLON!

Perhaps now is the right time to explain Tio Jaime's days of the week (Mon-dee, Tues-dee, Thurs-dee, Wednes-dee, Fri-dee, Sun-dee, Satur-dee...) So there's this radio show that I listen to, <sarcasm>you may've heard me mention it every once in a while</sarcasm>-- The Don and Mike Show. A few years ago, during their opening sequence-- or shit, they might even still do it today-- when Don announces the day's date, Mike responds in kind...

Don: Today is Wednesday...
Mike: WEDNES-DEE!
Don: ...October Fourth, Twenty-Aught-Six...

That's all. Maybe if you're good Citizen SHoPpers, I'll post an aircheck which shows this when I get home tonight.

On a lighter note... Speaking of days of the week. And nighttime. And light things... A much anticipated TV show made its debut last night. The television adaptation of the movie adaptation of H.G. Bissinger's novel Friday Night Lights. And I was afraid it was going to suck.

Live 3am Criticism of the series premiere of Friday Night Lights

You are now in chat room "FrideeNightLights." JihadJimmyMWCCDF has entered the chat room. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:00:04 PM): hello dere JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:00:10 PM): ooh, the Megan Mullaly Show JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:00:24 PM): and here's Fri-dee Night Lights JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:00:26 PM): MONDAY JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:00:36 PM): Dillon Football? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:01:35 PM): it's kinda like the movie, but NBC-shitty JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:01:43 PM): hope this doesn't take a shit on itself JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:02:40 PM): and now i'm wasting my time trying to figure out who in the TV show was who in the movie JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:03:06 PM): oh yay, it's been modernized! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:03:15 PM): cheerleaders? WTF? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:05:54 PM): looks like that was billingsley JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:06:16 PM): billy bob thornton was cooler JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:06:58 PM): FRI-DEE NIGHT LIGHTS JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:07:37 PM): boobie miles is now "smash" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:07:49 PM): how topical with Paris Hilton

OK that was annoying. Let's spice up the story of the 1988 Permian Panthers by modernizing it to 2006. Oh, the point of the TV show wasn't the 1988 team? OK, then why call it the same thing as the novel? Retards.

I have a feeling that these little modernizations that they keep slipping in are gonna be enough to derail my interest in what should be one of the better TV shows. Case in point, Grey's Anatomy, and the overabundance of black doctors (Blackt0rs, as was the word of choice in past 3amCs). The forced diversity was so sickening (and in conjunction with the dippy characters) I refrained from finishing the second season.

Live 3am Criticism of the series premiere of Friday Night Lights, continued

JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:09:13 PM): WHORE JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:09:41 PM): this sucks... they introduced stupid high school chicks JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:11:43 PM): enough of this shitty OC shit, get to the fucking football already JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:13:21 PM): Ok this sucks JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:13:46 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE FUCKING HIS AND HERS CLOSETS YOU STUPID CUNT-BAG JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:17:22 PM): this modernization is annoying... yay a tom cruise reference JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:19:18 PM): wonderful. the chick mayor talks football too. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:19:44 PM): this is fucking stupid JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:20:35 PM): oh, and a clinton reference

Can you see where this is going? That was just hokey. The kid said in a bill clinton voice, "Hillary, I did not have sexual relations with that woman." That was just a half-assed attempt at dating the show after 2000. What a pukefest.

Live 3am Criticism of the series premiere of Friday Night Lights, continued

JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:21:42 PM): wow, this is craptacular JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:22:59 PM): OK gonna check out some myspace crap JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:25:23 PM): WEDNES-DEE JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:27:27 PM): ha ha, they're praying on TV JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:27:30 PM): THURS-DEE JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:29:10 PM): where the fuck are all of these telemarketers coming from? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:29:41 PM): where's chavez? the mexi-dude? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:29:48 PM): FRIDAY JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:29:56 PM): Explosions in the Sky!!! Your Hand in Mine!!! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:30:48 PM): oh yay, they have iPods on FRI-DEE NIGHT LIGHTS

Enough already! We get it, you're here in the now! And any hope we have of reconciling this piece of shit with the novel and/or movie has now been dashed upon the rocks!

If they use the word "nigger" in the TV show, I'll forgive them for the crapfest that is NBC's Fri-dee Night Lights. The novel talks about how casually the Odessans would use the word. The movie has one texan lady using it at the dinner table. Unfortunately, this has the intended effect of interrupting what seems to be polite society, when the message really was that it wasn't so outside of polite society to use the epithet.

I would've voted for McCain had he stuck to his "gook" guns in 2000, btw...

(And dammit, SixH, if you're gonna censor the n-word above, let me do it. Don't fucking touch this post. Are you even reading this blog anymore? -TJ)

Live 3am Criticism of the series premiere of Friday Night Lights, continued

JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:31:22 PM): this guy reminds me of ray liotta JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:32:53 PM): that's stupid... they have a blue and gold "P" on their helmets JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:33:02 PM): no, not for Permian, but for "Panthers" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:40:49 PM): oh ha ha, the pretty-boy QB is down JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:41:07 PM): maybe he died. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:42:13 PM): oh bogus, spinal injury? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:42:37 PM): doesn't mean this show doesn't suck JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:47:26 PM): wonderful, the QB was the boobie-miles injury JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:51:03 PM): TOUCHDOWN PERMIAN DILLON! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:51:17 PM): onside kick... panther ball!! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:52:51 PM): wow, touchdown permian. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:55:56 PM): a 2-minute replay? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:00:03 PM): an encore? yeah no thanks JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:00:32 PM): hey cool it's The Unit again JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:02:23 PM): is he training new soldiers now or something? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:04:26 PM): i ain't 3amC-ing this... JihadJimmyMWCCDF has left the chat room.

The Unit was pretty good. I'll probably bring it back to the SHoP this winter.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

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