OK so the show is expectedly confusing for the first episode. It'll get better. And MwHCock and myself are proudly In on the Ground Floor.
Falling asleep at my keyboard, so I'll end here. If they replay this episode of The Nine, go check it out whilst you read this 3amC...
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
| Dual, Live 3am Criticism of ABC's The Nine, Series Premiere! |
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| You are now in chat "NinerNayshun." JihadJimmyMWCCDF has entered the chat room. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:54:52 PM): hello dere MwHCock has entered the chat room. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:55:25 PM): howdy JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:55:57 PM): we got about 4 mins until Lost is over MwHCock (9:55:58 PM): yo yo yo MwHCock (9:56:01 PM): ok MwHCock (9:56:05 PM): tell me when it's over MwHCock (9:56:13 PM): i don't want to see it, i'm dvr'ing it JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:56:19 PM): this is the season premiere you don't want to see, ya? MwHCock (9:56:49 PM): i still have to see last season finale JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:56:50 PM): Dude, this one blond chick is talkign to this guy and she's waving a big, black dildo at him?!? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:57:06 PM): that's not cool, bro MwHCock (9:57:55 PM): it's ok MwHCock (9:58:02 PM): does she have a can of axe JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:58:09 PM): no, just a gamecube MwHCock (9:58:19 PM): 'cause sometimes i like to smell like an axe JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:58:36 PM): this show Lost, is it some all-you-can-rape buffet? MwHCock (10:00:04 PM): chad loves it MwHCock (10:00:16 PM): oh man MwHCock (10:00:21 PM): this is gonna be awesome bro MwHCock (10:00:30 PM): i got some schotch JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:00:31 PM): OK lost is done MwHCock (10:00:36 PM): scotch JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:00:36 PM): oh wait, preview first MwHCock (10:00:52 PM): here, drink some and we can put it away JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:01:03 PM): here's The Nine JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:01:27 PM): Fidelity Republic Bank MwHCock (10:01:27 PM): i'm on it MwHCock (10:01:36 PM): hey MwHCock (10:01:40 PM): it's the guy from Go MwHCock (10:01:49 PM): he was a fag in that movie JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:01:51 PM): didn't see it MwHCock (10:01:57 PM): and he was in party of five with the guy from lost JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:02:02 PM): ahh JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:02:14 PM): Lord Volde-megan loved party of five MwHCock (10:02:21 PM): never saw it JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:02:28 PM): at one point, they took her exit on CA-24 MwHCock (10:02:40 PM): thought Jennifer Love Hewitt has nice boobs JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:02:46 PM): oh yes, i agree JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:03:12 PM): ooh chick undressing MwHCock (10:03:22 PM): nice legs JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:03:29 PM): ooh boyshorts MwHCock (10:03:30 PM): that chick is hott JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:03:32 PM): i like boyshorts JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:03:57 PM): where have i seen that old chick? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:04:06 PM): oh shit, that was the mother from My Best Friend's Wedding MwHCock (10:04:21 PM): hey, i never told you MwHCock (10:04:28 PM): dermot mulroney MwHCock (10:04:30 PM): i met him JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:04:37 PM): you didn't tell me that! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:04:43 PM): his dad was your professor, ya? MwHCock (10:04:43 PM): for like 5 seconds MwHCock (10:04:48 PM): yeah MwHCock (10:04:51 PM): i just said hello MwHCock (10:05:13 PM): where is that bank guy from JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:05:15 PM): did you tell him that your bro Jimmy was gay for him in that movie? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:05:21 PM): the black guy? MwHCock (10:05:27 PM): yeah JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:05:28 PM): "felt free" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:05:30 PM): not sure MwHCock (10:05:43 PM): they other guy was dr nelix from voyager JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:05:54 PM): mr. foote? MwHCock (10:05:55 PM): the black guy was the principal in boston public MwHCock (10:06:02 PM): yeah MwHCock (10:06:06 PM): whoa MwHCock (10:06:12 PM): that guy just phoned in a bet MwHCock (10:06:16 PM): fuck bill frist JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:06:23 PM): which guy? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:06:26 PM): i missed it MwHCock (10:06:29 PM): the guy from wings MwHCock (10:06:35 PM): as he was crossing the street MwHCock (10:06:38 PM): he bet on the dodgers JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:06:47 PM): fuck the dodgers MwHCock (10:06:55 PM): he had a gambing problem in the sopranos too JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:06:55 PM): did you see that unassisted DP? MwHCock (10:07:02 PM): no MwHCock (10:07:16 PM): the A's won again today MwHCock (10:07:18 PM): booyah JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:07:20 PM): check it out on mlb.com... it was beautiful MwHCock (10:07:25 PM): in the park HR JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:07:34 PM): ya JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:07:50 PM): oh it's shooty-shooty time!!! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:07:57 PM): "no one has been inside your box" MwHCock (10:07:59 PM): "somebody has been inside my box" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:08:32 PM): FAG MwHCock (10:08:38 PM): oh yeah MwHCock (10:08:43 PM): the assistant bank dude MwHCock (10:08:50 PM): dr nelix is gonna rob the bank MwHCock (10:09:10 PM): ok MwHCock (10:09:17 PM): why not put the coat on the blue arm MwHCock (10:09:18 PM): idiot JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:09:31 PM): uh oh JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:09:53 PM): oh that dude's a cop, oh shit yeah JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:10:19 PM): yeah, go inside you shitheads MwHCock (10:10:29 PM): Rule#1 MwHCock (10:10:37 PM): real life rule MwHCock (10:10:48 PM): never fuck with a guy with a neck tattoo JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:10:51 PM): LOL JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:10:56 PM): "this'll all be over in five minutes" MwHCock (10:11:12 PM): that honda pops popcorn JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:11:52 PM): intel chick looked fucking creepy MwHCock (10:11:59 PM): i liked her MwHCock (10:12:21 PM): olive garden commercial are stupid JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:12:45 PM): i wanted to go to olive garden today for lunch JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:12:50 PM): went to applebee's instead JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:12:54 PM): they fucked up my order MwHCock (10:12:55 PM): i went to el torito JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:13:03 PM): i left them a quarter for a tip MwHCock (10:13:15 PM): bad service i assume? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:13:23 PM): terible JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:13:36 PM): he didn't write down our order, and naturally it came fucked up JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:14:04 PM): took them another 15 mins MwHCock (10:14:04 PM): 52 hours MwHCock (10:14:13 PM): that's a long hold up JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:14:27 PM): five minutes my ass JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:15:40 PM): yay! that was a fast series JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:15:48 PM): you wanna play halo? MwHCock (10:15:55 PM): nah MwHCock (10:16:15 PM): i like how they have the guns on the bank manager MwHCock (10:16:17 PM): since he's balck JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:16:19 PM): WTF? what happened to the dude? MwHCock (10:16:36 PM): it's been 52 hours JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:16:42 PM): 52 hours? MwHCock (10:16:45 PM): yeah JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:17:02 PM): dude, if they'd let Jack Bauer get in there.. would've been finished 28 hours earlier MwHCock (10:17:09 PM): less MwHCock (10:17:19 PM): because the first crisis takes 12 hours MwHCock (10:17:28 PM): then they solve another bigger one JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:17:29 PM): actually i was just about to say that... JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:17:31 PM): ya JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:17:58 PM): it's the foote-man! MwHCock (10:18:12 PM): ohhh JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:18:16 PM): who is the underwear chick? MwHCock (10:18:17 PM): they're all suspects JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:18:20 PM): i've seen her before MwHCock (10:18:25 PM): the one who said that last line JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:18:30 PM): ya JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:18:45 PM): she might've been in "don't tell mom the babysitter's dead" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:19:15 PM): that yahoo commercial was fucked up MwHCock (10:20:06 PM): that shick was on 24 JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:20:26 PM): which season? MwHCock (10:20:29 PM): 2? MwHCock (10:20:44 PM): she was also on third watch MwHCock (10:20:49 PM): paramedic JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:20:51 PM): who was she on 24? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:20:59 PM): she might've been on Sirens... MwHCock (10:21:01 PM): a characters sister MwHCock (10:21:02 PM): small aprt MwHCock (10:21:16 PM): http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005339/ MwHCock (10:23:16 PM): a two-fer MwHCock (10:23:21 PM): my dad is home MwHCock (10:23:23 PM): brb JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:23:29 PM): OK JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:24:55 PM): mr. foote's gonna be a hero? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:25:54 PM): is that the hospital from grey's anatomy? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:26:35 PM): and one of the chicks died JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:31:39 PM): did he cheat on her? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:32:39 PM): WHORE JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:37:56 PM): something bad happened at the Fidelity Republic JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:42:58 PM): "Jews bring food" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:46:31 PM): "why didn't you save my mom?" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:47:50 PM): i imagine that i'd be more shocked that they were kissing had i any idea what the fuck was going on JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:48:36 PM): that genital herpes chick was cute... shit JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:48:40 PM): ooh momma JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:49:20 PM): herpes-commercial chick has a yoga mat similar to the one i bought for my sister MwHCock (10:49:36 PM): sorry man, my dad has a lot he wants me to do tomorrow JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:49:41 PM): NP MwHCock (10:49:46 PM): i think you're on your own for rest of show MwHCock (10:49:50 PM): we're still discussing JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:50:00 PM): were you taping this? it's getting interesting... confusing MwHCock (10:50:05 PM): i'm taping it MwHCock (10:50:13 PM): bbl JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:50:57 PM): OK dude JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:52:27 PM): gettin' rid of some old ghosts JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:54:49 PM): "Lizzie Miller called" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:57:34 PM): drunk mexi-chick JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:57:51 PM): OK there are 7... who are the last two? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:58:22 PM): oh felicia is #8 and the dead chick was #9 JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:58:45 PM): is it gonna be the black chick? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:59:02 PM): oh it is the black chick JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:59:10 PM): talking to the robber-dude JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:00:43 PM): Ok see you next wednes-dee JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:00:55 PM): MwHCock is still here, but i'm leaving... JihadJimmyMWCCDF has left the chat room. |
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