Mariane Pearl sues al Qaeda over husband's killing
I think we'd all agree that Al Qaeda sucks (for lack of better word). But really, suing them?1) Why not just serve them Cease-and-Desist letters? You better make sure the letters are in English, Arabic, Terrorist, Spanish, and American Sign Language. And start thinking of ways to accomodate illiterate terrorists.
2) Why don't I just sue the Los Angeles Dodgers and San Diego Padres for emotional distress caused by kicking the shit out of my SF Giants? It'll have the same effect...
3) You know what's a better solution than suing Al Qaeda? Killing every last one of them. Man, that'd be Priceless!
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
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