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Friday, May 26, 2006

So our kids are stupid. BFD. We're not poophole-violating each other.

Japan's schoolchildren are smarter than ours (no great feat here), but at what price? Do you think Americans would be willing to have the smartest children in the world in exchange for this Kancho fad? I would imagine not. Not even here in the San Francisco Bay Area.

Although I wouldn't be surprised if all of these childless hypocrites in the City started having children under the guise of trying to advance an All-Kancho-All-the-Time fetish.

You're listening to KANCHO's morning zoo! Less talk, more rock!

Childless hypocrites? Why don't you ask a random San Franciscan what he/she thinks about parental notification for abortion or high school exit exams. I guaran-goddam-tee you that you'll get "children have a right to privacy" and "standardized exams are racist" as responses. From somebody who has no children and doesn't plan on having children because he/she loves living in San Francisco more than anything in the world because it makes him/her better than stupid ole unenlightened you.

Too much politics and Culture War for pre-8am on a Fri-dee. If I sent you here under the pretense of an apolitical post, I apologize.

speaking of south carolina... found this on gorillamask
11:12:59 PM MwHCock: is this chick a hippie chick
11:13:00 PM MwHCock: ?
11:13:16 PM TioJaime: no, she's somewhat of a southern transplant
11:13:20 PM TioJaime: from alabama, florida
11:13:22 PM TioJaime: went to clemson
11:13:36 PM MwHCock: in south carolina!!
11:13:44 PM TioJaime: in south freaking carolina
11:13:52 PM TioJaime: speaking of south carolina... found this on gorillamask
11:13:53 PM TioJaime: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kancho
11:13:55 PM MwHCock: where the citadel is!!
11:14:00 PM TioJaime: I KNOW!

Good place to break here and clear some stuff up...

1) Gorillamask.net has nothing to do with South Carolina. The gorillamask Local Area Blog/Internet Admin went to WSU (fuck the Cougs, btw)
2) MwHCock's little brother graduated from the Citadel a couple of years back

Lieutenant MwHCock's-Little-Brother!
jay2

3) "I KNOW!" is a reference to Monica from friends. Inside joke.

MwHCock went away (11:36:49 PM)
11:14:08 PM TioJaime: http://www.kanchono.com/
11:18:56 PM TioJaime: http://www.gaijinsmash.net/archives/my_kids_are_perverted.phtml
MwHCock went away (11:36:49 PM)

fun stuff. enjoy the long weekend. remember to place double free-odds when you can.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

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