And wouldn't you know, your Tio Jaime is fucking surrounded by them here in lovely Oakland, CA.
See, this kind of shit doesn't happen in Red America. You have to go to the source of selfishness and assholery-- the Blue State Frontier.
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Are your leftist panties in a bunch because I'm just jumping to conclusions about my fabulous neighbors? I would lay 1000 to 1 that this pigfucker voted for John Kerry and hates Bush with all of his selfish heart. I would lay 500 to 1 that he would've voted Kucinich had he been given the opportunity.
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| 9:37:22 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: check out this dick here... my truck is the white one 9:37:29 PM ProfShewseffi: ? 9:37:31 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: http://static.flickr.com/46/148565074_0cb99457f9_b.jpg 9:37:37 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: http://static.flickr.com/44/148564145_ce1ee44cbe_b.jpg 9:37:42 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: http://static.flickr.com/50/148564147_b2a65ffe9b_b.jpg 9:38:01 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: these are assigned parking spaces, too 9:38:10 PM ProfShewseffi: what the fuck 9:38:12 PM ProfShewseffi: i would key the car 9:38:14 PM ProfShewseffi: or ding it 9:38:21 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: he'd know it was me 9:38:27 PM ProfShewseffi: not on the driver side 9:38:30 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: but shit man, i have a company rig 9:38:51 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: so really, who gives a fuck if mine gets dented or dinged? it's his own faggoty civic 9:46:58 PM ProfShewseffi: damn 9:47:00 PM ProfShewseffi: you got owned 9:47:08 PM ProfShewseffi: by a faggoty civic 9:47:38 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: i've kicked shittier cars with my steel-toed boots on company time than that civic 9:47:58 PM ProfShewseffi: spoken like a true republican 9:48:03 PM ProfShewseffi: but look at that picture 9:48:24 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: what about? 9:48:38 PM ProfShewseffi: it's like the gun totin' redneck who gets pushed over by the liberal gas saving environmental conserving civic 9:48:40 PM ProfShewseffi: HAHAHAHA 9:48:50 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: and how is that ownage? he's the one who couldn't park when my big-assed truck wasn't even there 9:49:19 PM ProfShewseffi: he/she owned you cuz you were pushed over 9:49:31 PM ProfShewseffi: communizing your space you damn righty 9:49:41 PM ProfShewseffi: executed like a true liberal 9:49:44 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: to own somebody necessitates some sort of skill or sneakiness 9:49:48 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: this is just plain stupidity 9:49:55 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: and fuck me, i think it's some dumb white guy 9:49:56 PM ProfShewseffi: it could be sneaky 9:49:57 PM ProfShewseffi: what if 9:49:59 PM ProfShewseffi: WHAT IF 9:50:03 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: not even some oriental 9:50:04 PM ProfShewseffi: what if 9:50:19 PM ProfShewseffi: that white guy knew that you were 9:50:35 PM ProfShewseffi: a hardcore right son of a pinay biaaatch 9:50:40 PM ProfShewseffi: and he secretly wanted to piss you off 9:50:46 PM ProfShewseffi: he succeeded 9:51:14 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: that's typical of the leftist pussies here in the bay area 9:51:27 PM ProfShewseffi: whats funny is the picture 9:51:31 PM ProfShewseffi: your big right wing 9:51:33 PM ProfShewseffi: truck 9:51:35 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: heh, yeah 9:51:39 PM ProfShewseffi: pushed over by the liberal car 9:51:41 PM ProfShewseffi: and the best part 9:51:51 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: would've been funnier if it was a Prius or something 9:51:52 PM ProfShewseffi: the red neck looking truck is driven by a hardcore pinoy 9:53:07 PM ProfShewseffi: Oh 9:53:11 PM ProfShewseffi: your favorite jimmy 9:53:14 PM ProfShewseffi: hahahahahhaa 9:53:16 PM ProfShewseffi: AR9 9:53:22 PM ProfShewseffi: was won by left wing hippies!!!!!!!!!!!!1 9:53:25 PM ProfShewseffi: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH! 9:53:27 PM ProfShewseffi: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA! 9:53:29 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: FUCK 9:53:31 PM ProfShewseffi: doesn't tha tmake your day 9:53:36 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: i hated those berkeley fucks 9:53:38 PM ProfShewseffi: lefties are OWNING you today 9:53:42 PM ProfShewseffi: are they from berkeley?! 9:53:44 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: this ain't my day 9:53:45 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: yeah dude 9:54:11 PM ProfShewseffi: PwNED |
Incidentally, Prof. Shewseffi himself drives a tricked-out Accord the last time i checked. Difference is, he knows how to perform BASIC MANUEVERS with his goddam car
How embarassing is that? Two oriental guys criticizing your parking job...
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
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OK and now this retard has parked directly on his own left-side line tonight, not mine. What the hell is wrong with these dumbfucks?
I'm sick of this, Citizen SHoPpers-- and I'm gonna play the race card because sometimes that's the only way you Little Brains are gonna learn sometimes. What the fuck is wrong with you white people, I thought you all knew how to drive? I'd like to take the time to point out yet again that it's the Oriental dude with the Ford F-150 who is taking time out of another of his evenings on account of some dumb white dude who drives a goddam rice rocket.
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Please take note, Citizen SHoPpers: The problem isn't Orientals. The problem isn't women. And despite what my pigfucking, Leftist neighbors will tell you, the problem isn't SUVs. (Ironically, Hybrid Drivers are the new SUV Drivers. Dumb, ignorant assholes-- all of them. Oh and lookee here! I get to share the road with them! Yay!)
Look at my current bee-in-the-jimmy-bonnet... White. Dude. Civic. WTF.
Stupidity and selfish self-absorption cross all boudaries of race, gender, religion, all that shit. Everybody around me is stupid and inconsiderate. And you get to read about it on this our beloved SHoP.
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Are you not entertained?
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