Looks like I fell asleep on a post again. Fortunately I was coherent enough to save it as a draft...
Was chatting with MwHCock tonight. About nothing in particular, true, but it was entertaining enough to be SHoPped. Read on.
| except for my butterface neighbor |
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| 11:13:07 PM TioJaime: updated the SHoP post 11:13:46 PM MwHCock: same as yesterday 11:13:52 PM MwHCock: you getting pnwed 11:14:02 PM TioJaime: did you not read the goddam post? 11:14:06 PM TioJaime: he's on his left side 11:14:21 PM TioJaime: there are now two feet between our vehicles 11:14:57 PM TioJaime: i hate my retard neighbors 11:15:05 PM TioJaime: except for my butterface neighbor |
My neighbor wasn't even cute in her baby pics. But she has nice legs nowadays. Nice butt too. Unfortunately, I have more boob (albeit, the man- variety) than she does.
| schilling, glavin, arroyo, sabathia, and pettitte |
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| 11:16:16 PM MwHCock: is danny haren a good start tomorrow against the giants? 11:16:27 PM MwHCock: he's coming off a complete game shutout 11:16:37 PM TioJaime: i don't watch the A's 11:16:47 PM TioJaime: and shit on me, i just missed Seattle coming into town 11:16:52 PM MwHCock: well, how are the giants doing? 11:17:01 PM TioJaime: just a little better than the A's 11:17:04 PM TioJaime: 2 games back 11:17:09 PM TioJaime: just over 500? 11:17:17 PM MwHCock: how have they done in last few weeks? 11:17:28 PM TioJaime: just swept the astros in houston 11:17:37 PM MwHCock: hmmm 11:17:37 PM TioJaime: dropped the series at home to the dodgers 11:17:54 PM MwHCock: i don't want to start haren, i like my starting 5 rotation 11:18:27 PM MwHCock: schilling, glavin, arroyo, sabathia, and pettitte 11:18:40 PM MwHCock: although i coud put him in for pettitte 11:19:10 PM MwHCock: nah 11:19:17 PM MwHCock: bonds may light it up tomorrow 11:19:19 PM MwHCock: he is due 11:19:27 PM TioJaime: nah. it's over. 11:19:31 PM TioJaime: he's gonna retire at 713 11:19:34 PM TioJaime: It's *over* |
Inside joke. Nothing to see here. Move along please.
| i prefer it to all other browsers |
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| 11:21:09 PM TioJaime: hey, you using firefox? 11:21:17 PM MwHCock: yes 11:21:24 PM TioJaime: 1.5? or 1? 11:21:35 PM MwHCock: 1.5.0.3 11:21:47 PM TioJaime: you like it? 11:21:52 PM TioJaime: is it buggy at all? 11:22:08 PM MwHCock: i prefer it to all other browsers 11:22:21 PM TioJaime: 1.5 versus 1, i mean... 11:22:25 PM MwHCock: yeah 11:22:51 PM TioJaime: OK, downloading that bad boy right freakin now |
Using Firefox 1.5 right now, despite SixH's recommendation of IE7. Some
Although, since I haven't upgraded to an Intel Mac yet, I should still be allowed to snipe intel chips...
| you should feel cheated |
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| 11:24:10 PM MwHCock: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=2450250 11:24:20 PM MwHCock: USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! 11:24:46 PM TioJaime: dude! 11:24:50 PM TioJaime: Civil Engineer! 11:24:54 PM TioJaime: SAN JOSE!!! 11:25:51 PM TioJaime: in the whole grand scheme of things, 11:26:00 PM TioJaime: you should feel cheated 11:26:09 PM MwHCock: ?? 11:26:10 PM TioJaime: that your Civil Engineer buddy who was born and raised in San Jose doesn't do cool things like that 11:26:14 PM TioJaime: or like William Hung |
Although if MwHCock waits a few years, I'm sure that his Civil Engineer buddy will be on TV for dying in a government-sanctioned BATF fireball at his right-wing separatist compound which served as the base of operations for the Silicon Valley Militia.
Dude, how cool is that? I could be the next David Koresh! Or Randy Weaver!
But ideally without the federal firearms violations. Or alleged child-molestation or alleged racism.
Heh. Alleged racism. That's funny.
| that guy made me ashamed to be indian |
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| 11:26:22 PM MwHCock: well 11:26:41 PM MwHCock: the indian race, although it did bless you with me, also inflicted rishi upon you 11:27:00 PM MwHCock: for which i once again apologize 11:27:06 PM TioJaime: if you dont' remind me, i don't think about it 11:27:07 PM MwHCock: that guy made me ashamed to be indian 11:27:37 PM TioJaime: i would've been too |
In case you were curious, MwHCock is not a Native American. He's Canadian. But he is, as he would tell you, "dot, not feathers". Heh.
| DO IT! DO IT NAE! |
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| 11:28:16 PM TioJaime: holy shit 11:28:27 PM TioJaime: this San Jose civil engineer ate 173 wings in 30 mins 11:28:29 PM TioJaime: holy shit 11:28:45 PM MwHCock: he's hardcore 11:28:57 PM TioJaime: wow, i bet he's gone to Cluck U 11:29:10 PM TioJaime: they have a Cluck U in downtown San Jose now.. mere blocks from SJSU now 11:29:40 PM TioJaime: instead of Competitive Eating as a sport, we should consider Competitive Masturbating 11:29:52 PM TioJaime: DO IT! DO IT NAE! 11:30:28 PM MwHCock: uh, no 11:30:38 PM TioJaime: well, it'd be for women only |
And if you're a good Citizen SHoPper, you'll know what picture is coming up...
Oh, and the "do it! do it nae!" should be read with a scottish accent. Another joke, if I'm not too lazy I'll post a link. Back to computers for now...
| i prefer regular google |
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| 11:38:50 PM TioJaime: hey cool, in the firefox search bar? they have wikipedia and imdb 11:39:10 PM MwHCock: you can add blingo 11:39:26 PM TioJaime: really? did i miss it? 11:39:35 PM MwHCock: you add it from their webpage 11:39:40 PM MwHCock: they have a deal to do it 11:39:49 PM TioJaime: oh good deal 11:39:50 PM MwHCock: honestly, I don't like blingo as much 11:39:53 PM TioJaime: you using blingo? 11:39:59 PM MwHCock: I did 11:40:06 PM MwHCock: but it limits google features 11:40:07 PM TioJaime: i have $12 worth of iTunes shit from blingo 11:40:19 PM MwHCock: you can't view pdf's as html 11:40:30 PM MwHCock: it doesn't link to maps automatically 11:40:42 PM MwHCock: i prefer regular google 11:40:51 PM TioJaime: i guess i've never had to do any of that... |
Really, it's pointless for me to complain, since you Citizen SHoPpers don't care. But holy shit, was it hard to format these last two chats! If you can figure out why, good for you! You can somewhat appreciate the lengths I've gone through for these posts then. If not, eh, no sweat.
If you're still thinking about it and need a hint: <strong><font color=red>11:40:51 PM TioJaime:</font></strong>
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