"Regularly scheduled SHoP broadcasting" you ask? That consists of Your Favorite SHoP Overlord Tio Jaime comprising 80-90% of the posts. Trolls should be coming back soon too, although they were never uninvited. Why wouldn't you want to troll a 24 3am Criticism? Or 24 of them? Sniping the sniper-- that's tons of SHoP fun right there.
Combing through the linkdumps again...
Heidi Klum claims Germany's Next Top Model is the next Heidi Klum. Whether thats true or not is irrelevant. Lena Gercke is just plain ol' smoking HAWT.
Wow they ain't kidding. I like that chick, but she still loses out to the ever yummy Alessandra Ambrosio...
| Alessandra Ambrosio, hotchick |
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Another cool thing from that Lena Gercke link... just a random Man Tip.
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| If she asks you to call her "daddy's little girl", just walk away because her father obviously hit it before you did. |
Good to know. And for you older Citizen SHoPpers who want to scar your daughters for life, do exactly that. Oh, and let your little daughters take gymnastics or ballet or something like that-- those are all good ways to prime your daughter to be a stripper when you send her away to college. There's another Man Tip for you.
More daughter stuff, this time from i-am-bored.com...
Don't Judge Too Quickly
... and I missed it the first time around, but the line "I'm her... daddy" makes the commercial all so much better. I'm gonna change the post title now...
all my love,
Tio Jaime
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