See? Making the SHoP is that easy. Just a couple of Find & Replaces by your Favorite SHoP Overlord Tio Jaime, and they're off!
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| 9:01:27 PM TrosamaMinAsi: next time I see you, remind me "horny mexican pin number condoms" 9:21:58 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: i don't even need to hear the rest of that 9:22:00 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: you're making the SHoP 9:22:22 PM TrosamaMinAsi: you will like 9:22:28 PM TrosamaMinAsi: went to get cigs 9:22:38 PM TrosamaMinAsi: mexican in front of me was buying two packs of condoms 9:22:43 PM TrosamaMinAsi: in a bit of a rush 9:22:48 PM TrosamaMinAsi: tried his atm 9:22:54 PM TrosamaMinAsi: declined, invalid pin 9:22:59 PM TrosamaMinAsi: tried again 9:23:04 PM TrosamaMinAsi: declined, invalid pin 9:23:10 PM TrosamaMinAsi: the clerk took the condoms from him 9:23:16 PM TrosamaMinAsi: he left updet 9:23:19 PM TrosamaMinAsi: upset 9:23:28 PM TrosamaMinAsi: i guess there is another mexican coming into the world 9:23:34 PM TrosamaMinAsi: get those welfare checks ready! 9:24:07 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: oh you're so making the SHoP 9:25:23 PM TrosamaMinAsi: i know huh |
If you're a Citizen SHoPper of Mexi-tastic persuasion, our hats are off to you. Go out and have The Sex right now because you can. Lucky bastard. I have a date with my archived radio show right now.
If you're offended by the chat above, how the fuck did you find the SHoP anyway? And why are you still here? Well shit, now that you are here, why don't you stay and look around for a bit? We're kinda like Ikea... something for everyone.
Hmm, upon further inspection, "Something for Everyone" doesn't seem to be their advertising slogan of choice anymore. It was when it opened up in Emeryville, I thought... I ended up buying a CD rack and some 3.5" floppy disk cases. Remember those?
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