A little dab'll do ya...

Just some stuff from the link dumps which I wanted to show you a month ago (7/20), but only now got around to moving from the Drafts to the Current...

Big Pansy Screams Over a Cock Roach
You all have a friend like this. If you don't, you are that friend.

Illegal Immigrants Unload on a State Trooper
Non-California Response: Hope they got these fuckers and cut their balls off. (They were caught, state of testicles unknown).
California Response: How can you assume that they were illegal immigrants? Was the state trooper racially profiling them? Let's open our borders! Yay!

Admire the Smokin Hot Alessandra Ambrosio
She's on my Top Five. Whoo momma. Part-Polish, part-Italian. She's been SHoPped quite frequently, go dig around and find her because your Favorite SHoP Overlord is lazy. And he has to catch up on work. But not so busy to prevent telling you that the song in the Alessandra Ambrosio video is Andain's "Beautiful Things".

PUG BOWLING
No Alessandra Ambrosio here, but you can probably get a lot more playtime out of this video.

Enough fucking off, time to get back to work. That's mainly intended for myself, but you should do the same thing too...

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith