The SHoP weighs in on sexual predatorialosity (???)

I was watching this, and was immediately heartbroken. I was afraid I was gonna see one of you Citizen SHoPpers ensnared in a trap set up for what would seem to be the shittiest of shitantickers, but in sad reality could probably snag one of your not-so-favorite SHoP Overlords (or Overlady).

But as what seems to be the trend with the child molestation stings, it's only a matter of time before a male aged 18-24 who you hold dear is exposed for what he really is-- and at his weakest, lonliest, and most pitiful moments. Who wouldn't want to spare his/her brother, cousin, or nephew or even son from the public ridicule which is all the rage?

Not that those perpetrating such travesties should be exempt from the justice due them, but how far must it go-- this newest, most demented manifestation of reality television? Was the nightly news just not real enough?

I digress. Watch the video, Citizen SHoPpers. As painful as the opening sequence may be to watch, think not of your own discomfort but of the discomfort and almost involuntary silence of the victims. The statistics are startling. It would be an exercise in futility not to have a deeply felt and genuine reaction to what you are about to see...

God Bless,
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith