Here there be SHoP Overlords

It's never a good sign when you get back to your office from a meeting and see your phone announcing to you, "10 Missed Calls".

Ya little shit.

But then you click on the the "exit" button and then you're told "15 Voice Mail Messages"

This, Citizen SHoPpers, is why your Favorite SHoP Overlord Tio Jaime has been blogging at SHoP Overlord SixHertz levels the past few weeks.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith