The SHoP weighs in on sexual predatorialosity (???)

I was watching this, and was immediately heartbroken. I was afraid I was gonna see one of you Citizen SHoPpers ensnared in a trap set up for what would seem to be the shittiest of shitantickers, but in sad reality could probably snag one of your not-so-favorite SHoP Overlords (or Overlady).

But as what seems to be the trend with the child molestation stings, it's only a matter of time before a male aged 18-24 who you hold dear is exposed for what he really is-- and at his weakest, lonliest, and most pitiful moments. Who wouldn't want to spare his/her brother, cousin, or nephew or even son from the public ridicule which is all the rage?

Not that those perpetrating such travesties should be exempt from the justice due them, but how far must it go-- this newest, most demented manifestation of reality television? Was the nightly news just not real enough?

I digress. Watch the video, Citizen SHoPpers. As painful as the opening sequence may be to watch, think not of your own discomfort but of the discomfort and almost involuntary silence of the victims. The statistics are startling. It would be an exercise in futility not to have a deeply felt and genuine reaction to what you are about to see...

God Bless,
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

For the love of God, don't click on the link

If you value your freedom and liberty, don't click on this link. I'm serious. Not trying to make a political statement here-- there is no Left, there is no Right-- I beg all of you Citizen SHoPpers, ignore this link!!!

Midway Arcade Treasures

OK fine, go ahead. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

Strange things are afoot in Oakland, CA

Have heard helicopters overhead since dawn here in lovely Oakland, CA. Now, I hear dogs barking in the distance. Maybe there's a manhunt going on this lovely Wednes-dee morning.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

Raiders of the Hidden Temple

Haven't gotten up this early since my GC days, but here i am, mouth listerined and teeth brushed since i obviously didn't do it last night.

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Had a weird dream. I was a contestant on Legends of the Hidden Temple. With some black chick. Who wasn't quite pulling her weight on the trivia, but then again, who can compared to Tio Jaime. Yeah, that's right.

Would've been cool, but as we got closer and closer to the host upstage, I realized that this wasn't the original set of the Nickelodeon game show. Nowadays, there seemed to be some swanky San Francisco bar right behind the host, complete with two drunk oriental chicks. The bar had some nice top shelf stuff.
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Go check out that wikipedia entry on LotHT. Somebody had a lot of free time, it looks like. Check out all of the inane trivia and stats about the game. And some people...

excerpt from wikipedia entry on LotHT
The Green Monkeys had a member named Gator in one episode, the Mussellshell Armor of Apanupac. As expected by someone with this name, Gator easily completed the temple without the help of his teammate.

...can't seem to get over the time they were on Legends and completed the temple without relying on that hump of a teammate. Seriously. Who but this Gator choadstain wrote that? You think it's bad that I have such a hard-on for my time with Bellarmine's Speech & Debate team? That's nothing compared to this one time, where this guy named Gator found the missing armor of Apanupac and just barely made it out of the temple!!! Dude!

And check out the t-shirts at the bottom of the wikipedia page. You too can have a replica t-shirt from the Red Jaguars, Blue Barracudas, Green Monkeys, Orange Iguanas, Purple Parrots, or Silver Snakes.

Here there be SHoP Overlords

It's never a good sign when you get back to your office from a meeting and see your phone announcing to you, "10 Missed Calls".

Ya little shit.

But then you click on the the "exit" button and then you're told "15 Voice Mail Messages"

This, Citizen SHoPpers, is why your Favorite SHoP Overlord Tio Jaime has been blogging at SHoP Overlord SixHertz levels the past few weeks.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

Slapped across the face by the hand that feeds me

Wonderful Caltrans. They're closing lanes on the Bay Bridge tonight between Yerba Buena Island and San Francisco.

In about half-an-hour, they'll close 3 of the 5.

At midnight, they'll close 4 of the 5.

This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for Waitress-Chick landing at SFO at 1:30. I might take the San Mateo Bridge.

Either way, I'm taking a nap beforehand. Rather, right now, Citizen SHoPpers.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

ps- just to get the off-topic sniping started, 1) ha ha how's that no-confidence vote coming along? 2) why is everybody's panties in a bunch over this Road to 9/11 disney shit? 3) Fuck you Bill Frist. My pursuit of happiness includes online gambling. There. Three lines of politics on a once-political blog. Go watch TV, Citizen SHoPpers. You'll find more stuff there you can snipe. I'm just blogging about a stupid bridge.