PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...
Gratuitous Lingerie Models-- not that you're complaining, or anything
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 1:00 PM AND 2:00 PM.
EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
I saw the article below, and thought of the post title in the recaps. Then I realized, "Shit, I used that title already."
Gisele and Victoria's Secret have split
No worries, because now this gives me a chance to push another platform on the SHoP Overlord Tio Jaime Agenda-- Apple Computer!
Tio Jaime, I can hear you asking, what's more important, some supermodel who's not Alessandra Ambrosio, or your computing platform?And really that's not fair. Why would you make me choose? Although, not that the two are mutually exclusive I suppose.
And what's that, you say, Citizen SHoPper? This post seems kinda half-baked and half-assed? Well yes. A post entitled "gratuitous gisele bundchen" and liberally sprinkled with victoria's secret models shouldn't really be held to the normal intelligent standards which other SHoP posts are. It's surprising how much of a shitty post can be carried by Brazilian chicks in their underwears.
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
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