Tuesday, February 06, 2007

"with or without you... the deal will proceed forward"

The commercials yesterday sucked. I expected a lot more. But I was able to catch wind of The Amazing Race All-Stars coming up soon (fuck you Boston Rob), and this series premiere right here...

Live, 3am Criticism of the series premiere of Rules of Engagement
You are now in chat room "AIMeatsmypoo."
JihadJimmyMWCCDF has entered the chat room.

JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:25:00 PM): hello dere
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:25:19 PM): OK, we're gonna have the series premiere of Rules of Engagement in a few minutes
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:28:50 PM): and again, MwHCock is the perfect example of TiVo abuse...
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:30:12 PM): here we go
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:30:28 PM): OK maybe not yet...
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:30:39 PM): OK, here we go
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:30:47 PM): "When you're single, you're exactly as happy as you are.
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:30:55 PM): When you're married... oh shit i missed it
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:35:57 PM): ooh megyn price... she's hot dude
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:41:58 PM): "with or without you... the deal will proceed forward"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:44:25 PM): ooh wow his fiancee has nice hips
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:44:48 PM): you backed into a pole because you're a dumb housefrau who shouldn't be permitted to drive
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:58:28 PM): LOL letterman
JihadJimmyMWCCDF has left the chat room.

That was kind of a short 3amC. This show has Megyn Price (who is freakin' HAWT) and Patrick Warburton, who I remember as Johnny Johnson from Season Five of Newsradio. He was the rival of Jimmy James. He from whom "Unka Jimmy" and consequently "Tio Jaime" were born.

This should be a good show, although it was somewhat like Till Death with Brad Garrett. Robert Barone versus Johnny Johnson would be an awesome showdown.

I meant to mention earlier, the Super Bowl had shitty commercials this year. The only ones I liked were the GM robot commercial, the Bud Light hitchhiker commercial, and that's probably it. I thought that Coke was rolling out their Coke BLAK by showing black people, but was disappointed that they were just playing the race card. I was impressed by the ads for this TV show as well as the motorcycle movie, but with a star-studded cast like that, I'm guessing that they shot their wads in the trailer...

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith