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The Convincing Message of the Democruddy Party; Kwan-Jimmy
It's the Uncle Tom, Stupid!
God Rest Ye Merry Opinionated Truth-Warriors
Les' jus' jack dis fuckin twig, den I'll show Lucy mah blacksnake!
FIRST PRINCIPLE OF KWAN-JIMMY: Try not to have two-thirds of your children born out of wedlock.
SECOND PRINCIPLE OF KWAN-JIMMY: It's pronounced "ask".
THIRD PRINCIPLE OF KWAN-JIMMY: Being an "Uncle Tom" isn't that bad.
FOURTH PRINCIPLE OF KWAN-JIMMY: Basketball is not a viable ticket out of the ghetto.
FIFTH PRINCIPLE OF KWAN-JIMMY: Please to be joining the mainstream of society and shut up during movies.
SIXTH PRINCIPLE OF KWAN-JIMMY: You weren't enslaved, and white people around you weren't slaveowners.
SEVENTH PRINCIPLE OF KJ: Having your own dorms, fraternities and sororities, graduations, and even colleges is just another form of Separate But Equal
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 1:00 PM AND 2:00 PM.
EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
Already, I've missed the first two Principles, as today is the Third Day of Kwan-Jimmy. To recap, since it's been a year since the last one...
FIRST PRINCIPLE OF KWAN-JIMMY: Try not to have two-thirds of your children born out of wedlock.
SECOND PRINCIPLE OF KWAN-JIMMY: It's pronounced "ask".
THIRD PRINCIPLE OF KWAN-JIMMY: Being an "Uncle Tom" isn't that bad.
69.5% for non-Hispanic blacks. Well, just as long as you women feel liberated and not subject to some stupid, white male oligarchy. It sucks that the converse of this SHoP Overlord's premise is that illegitimate childbirth is good for America. I don't know anybody who can argue that successfully, nevermind the incompetent, Leftist sniping which always follows when we on the Right use common sense and logic.
Ask a black person to "talk white" and you'll get a pretty humourous caricature of a white person. My Black Panther professor for Sports Sociology in Berkeley had a particularly good "white voice". Oh, the Leftist pigfuckers would laugh heartily when he'd do it during lecture in Pimentel Hall (the old PSL, for you Old Blues out there). The minute that "talking white" is no longer a source of amusement for the Black Community is the moment that all this racism hoo-haa will be said and done. It's not just white people who are to blame here. Said the Oriental.
Not only talking white, but acting white too, yah? It's not being true to your African-American brothas and sistahs to study and succeed next to all your white classmates-- sounds shitty, but it's more the norm than isn't. Hey that's fine. Just don't complain that blacks as a slice of the pie chart aren't faithfully represented in all the respected professions-- doctors, lawyers, pharmacists, dentists, engineers. You name it.
One of the reasons I stopped watching Grey's Anatomy was because the fake diversity was so irritating and detracted so much from the show. No Oriental doctors but three black ones? That's horseshit. Also, no filipino nurses but a new black nurse or orderly every other week? Gimme a break! At least they're portraying the black doctors correctly-- as Uncle Toms.
In any case, have a happy Kwan-Jimmy. I'll try to post each day through MLK Day.
Jihad Jimmy
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