I could post a lot more today, but work is somewhat busy. Perhaps I'll have some funny videos from the linkdumps later this afternoon. But for now, I couldn't resist this one...
I was reading some yahoo! news headlines, finding good stories. I found one that talked about how napping is good for you (heh). Unfortunately, I got bored with the article real quick and was about to close it when I just barely caught this line.
| My favorite line from the yahoo! news article. Emphasis mine. |
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| It's likely that women reap similar benefits from napping, but not enough of them died during the study to be sure, said Dr. Dimitrios Trichopoulos, the study's senior author and a researcher at Harvard University and the University of Athens Medical School. |
That's pretty funny. So I started to read the rest of the article, but got bored again. So i reread the funny line. About not enough women dying.
Even if you're a humorless feminist, that line should be funny. Not as funny as how exactly you ended up at the SHoP, but it's up there. Maybe that foreign doctor fucked up his engrish? I mean, the way this line was written it sounded like there were a bunch of doctors reviewing their results and complaining to each other, "Fuck! Why don't more of these old C-bombs just fucking die already?!?"Which, interestingly enough, is what I think pretty often when having to interact with my old, aging-hippie-chick neighbors.
Ooh. Cheap shot? Yes, probably.
But I have to burn lines to get the 240 pixels that will take me to the end of that hippiechick jpeg I put on the right.
Am I there yet? A few more carriage returns should do the trick...
Anycrap, yes. I do wish that more of my selfish, leftist, hippie neighbors would curl up and die already. That'd free up parking on my street, at the very least...
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
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