1-6. That's fucking great. Abso-fucking-lutely great. Well, let's hope that it makes for many giants related SHoP posts. So let's fucking get this over with already...
| it's going to be a lonnng season |
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| AIM IM with LittleBell98. 11:26 PM CommissionerJimmy: WTF! CommissionerJimmy: "San Diego's Chris Young outdueled San Francisco's Matt Cain, who allowed just one hit in seven innings but lost 1-0 to the Padres on pinch-hitter Geoff Blum's sacrifice fly Monday night." CommissionerJimmy: how do you outduel somebody who only gave up one hit? LittleBell98: when your team sucks, you get shafted CommissionerJimmy: aside from giving up *no* hits CommissionerJimmy: dude CommissionerJimmy: we need shinjo CommissionerJimmy: benard CommissionerJimmy: santiago LittleBell98: hehe LittleBell98: it's going to be a lonnng season CommissionerJimmy: darren baker CommissionerJimmy: need to trade away Benitez for darren baker LittleBell98: lonnng season, dude |
I think your pitcher can be outgunned, but your team can still win the game. I would think that if you gave up FOUR TIMES AS MANY HITS as the opposing pitcher did, that qualifies as an outgunning. Or in this case, an outdueling.
But hey, another Matt Cain near-no-hitter? Oh he's a-comin', you NL West pigfuckers! Pray that he doesn't get some magic beans from his uncle Barry...
Oh. Not Zito. The angry black one...
| dude, that patch sucks! |
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| LittleBell98: this team's terrible CommissionerJimmy: i think they're concentrating too hard on the all-star game CommissionerJimmy: that's the only thing i can think of LittleBell98: haha LittleBell98: the patch isnt even all that exciting CommissionerJimmy: dude, that patch sucks! LittleBell98: im not even sure if i want to drive to watch them this weekend in pittsburgh CommissionerJimmy: it looked like it was thrown on the jerseys as an afterthought 11:30 PM CommissionerJimmy: kind of like the bullpens at pac bell CommissionerJimmy: "oh fuck, we forgot about the all-star patches! quick! put em where ever you can find room!" LittleBell98: haha |
Apparently near the completion of the design of Pac Bell Park, they realized all of a sudden, "oh shit, we don't have any bullpens!" So they had to squeeze them into the already cramped foul territory...
| im guessing 79-82 |
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| LittleBell98: how many games you think we'll win this year? LittleBell98: im guessing 79-82 CommissionerJimmy: that'd be nice CommissionerJimmy: i think .500 is asking a bit much LittleBell98: i agree LittleBell98: this team cant compete against divisional rivals LittleBell98: just wait til the roadtrips out east start CommissionerJimmy: we're on pace to win 23! LittleBell98: haha |
We kid. We kid because we care. We're gonna win at least 30 this year. You can take that to the bank!
| we won on a wind-aided aurilia bloop |
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| CommissionerJimmy: the headlines at sfgiants.com are depressing CommissionerJimmy: "Cain dazzles, but still takes loss for Giants" CommissionerJimmy: "Rough second outing for Zito in Giants' loss" CommissionerJimmy: "Ortiz's return to Giants ends in defeat" LittleBell98: we could very well be 0-7, too 11:35 PM CommissionerJimmy: oh my favorite is "Bonds, Giants not ready to panic" LittleBell98: we won on a wind-aided aurilia bloop LittleBell98: haha |
Just think. If the G-men were 0-7, we'd be on pace to go 0-162. How fucking rad would that be? They should give us a wild card berth just because it'd be funny.
| that didnt turn out well |
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| CommissionerJimmy: http://youtube.com/watch?v=-5wcT3dtii8 CommissionerJimmy: oh i like this one too... CommissionerJimmy: http://youtube.com/watch?v=yY0Z-pnsbGU CommissionerJimmy: Erin Esurance is fucking *HAWT* 12:00 AM LittleBell98: marquis LittleBell98: that didnt turn out well LittleBell98: or jose, either |
Unfortunately, that's the only Giants commercial from 2003 I can find online. There's another where they introduce Damian Moss and Ray Durham to the locker room. I actually have the Lou Seal beatbox one on my computer, somewhere. Got it from infrequent SHoP Overlord and Dodger Trash LMHBrent. Maybe I'll put it on youtube...
And Erin Esurance is HAWT. And Grissom and Cruz, Jr. were both wastes of eye-black.
Jihad Jimmy
Commissioner, SHoP Department of Recreational Sport (Non-nude)
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