Oh man, I just shot myself in the face!

No real reason for this post except to use that post title. I don't care about this, and I really don't expect you to either. It's a nice apolitical post today, with a dash of pop culture thrown in as an attempt to be funny.

S.F. girl, 14, accidentally shoots herself in the face and dies

Although I suppose it would've been funnier if she'd been named Marvin or something...

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith