Some games for you

Here are some cool games which you Citizen SHoPpers might like. You may have even pointed me towards one or two of them.

Chick Chick Boom

Cool little game which I found this morning on the linkdumps, I'll have to check it out some more later after work.

Tower Defense

A favorite of Infrequent SHoP Overlord SixHertz and Citizen SHoPper MwHCock.

Insaniquarium

A SHoP classic. No way I could omit this, what with its history here in the House of Pain.
FUCKING ALIEN ATE MY EXPENSIVE FISH. ASSHOLE.
"by the way, fyi, the electric eel is a worthless piece of shit. there. i said it."

Connect 2

Says it's easy, but this game is DECEPTIVELY HARD!!! I've only gotten to Level 2. You only get three hints! They don't recharge after each level!

OK happy gaming. I'm gonna stop playing Chick Chick Boom. For now. Feel free to post your own games in the comments. And I'm deleting comments that have nothing to do with internet games.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

Lord, I was born a gamblin' man FUCKING A-Q PAI GOW PUSHES AGAINST MY ROYAL FLUSH. ASSHOLE

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...

FUCKING ALIEN ATE MY EXPENSIVE FISH. ASSHOLE.
"by the way, fyi, the electric eel is a worthless piece of shit. there. i said it."
Oh fuck me, your lady friend got a voice?
Today Was a Good Day

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 12:00 PM AND 1:00 PM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.

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The two third and fourth permalinks above? I put those there because the first third one talks about playing Pai Gow Poker with Maggie the Cat, and the last one talks about the progression I was using on bodog.com which can be modified for craps, yes, but in its original form works very well for Pai Gow Poker. Unless your 30% of losing hands comes fast and furious and knocks you out before any of your 41% of push hands or 29% of winning hands make an appearance.

Pai Gow Poker is a pretty cool game. In no way does skill at poker translate to skill at Pai Gow Poker-- it's all raw, stupid luck. There are some strategies, but like i've told you good Citizen SHoPpers and infrequent Citizen SHoPper Trosama min Asi, "Doubles triumphs over theory any day of the week."

And speaking of Trosama min Asi, btw, a special thanks to all of Tio Jaime's friends who aren't going to read this because they're busy reading other, stupider shit which doesn't even offer any practical analysis on something which they might enjoy, like oh I don't know-- Craps, perchance? No, no, no. Gotta read something on Salon, or about how some chick is running a regression on why dudes aren't calling her back depending on which base she let them get to.

What's even better is when one of Tio Jaime's friends e-mails him asking him to read some poem he posted on some obscure blog. And fully acknowledges that his SHoPping has been very infrequent, but asks Tio Jaime to overlook this inequity.

Back to the Pai Gow Poker. All raw, stupid luck I sez...

lucky you, bodog.com...

Pigfuckers. The goddam straight flush didn't win. Not with a 6-4 Low Hand. You like that? You'll love this one...

eff you, bodog.com...

And with that title attribute, I've found a new post title. Also gotta add two older recap posts about Insaniquarium. Check em out, you probably haven't read them. And then go play Insaniquarium.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

And that is all I have to say about that.

I promise: this'll be the last you'll hear from me about being pissed about losing my Shining post on Saturday morning.

Found this AIM window (notice the timestamps) left open here in the home office in wacky Benicia, CA. It's a nice recap of last week... lengthy Shining posts, Insaniquarium, WSK, strippers... All is quiet on the Jihad Jimmy front...

It's mon-dee now, I really have a lot of work to do today, so I better get crackin'. Lemme just see if I saved the Bleached Hair Jimmy and the Jesus Hair Jimmy pics...

Chat between SixHertz and Tio Jaime on Fri-dee 18 Feb 2005

SixHertz (3:05:04 PM): OH MAN! THat is the most hilarious damn post I've ever seen. (TJ: OK see what happens when nobody checks out the links I send to them? SixH was the only one to see the post. Here's the aftermath. And here's the aftermath's aftermath.) TioJaime (3:05:15 PM): i haven't done work in about a week TioJaime (3:05:28 PM): here, here's what i'm doing right now TioJaime (3:05:31 PM): i'm trying on clothes TioJaime (3:05:42 PM): www.myvirtualmodel.com SixHertz (3:05:42 PM): LOL TioJaime (3:06:12 PM): in The Shining, it was scary, but in the SHoP, it's entertaining TioJaime (3:08:14 PM): shit, now i wanna watch the shining TioJaime (3:10:36 PM): i like the 10th one, but my favorite, had it turned out correctly would've been #8 TioJaime (3:14:09 PM): oh this virtual model is cool! I can see what i look like w/different hair! SixHertz (3:14:22 PM): this is great TioJaime (3:15:26 PM): wow i'd look really shitty w/bleached hair SixHertz (3:16:31 PM): hahaha TioJaime (3:20:58 PM): i'd also look shitty w/jesus hair TioJaime (3:21:04 PM): lemme see if i can make my stripper TioJaime (3:25:12 PM): that doesn't look like my stripper... the legs look funny TioJaime (3:59:21 PM): witty sex kitten used the word "fucktard" in the middle of december TioJaime (3:59:22 PM): ! TioJaime (4:34:10 PM): I HAVE WORK TO DO!!!!! TioJaime (4:34:30 PM): AND WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WAIT UNTIL 4PM ON A FRIDAY TO GIVE SOMEBODY WORK?!? SixHertz (4:40:41 PM): that sucks. SixHertz (4:40:44 PM): i mean, wow. TioJaime (4:40:49 PM): s'OK TioJaime (4:40:57 PM): two bids go out on wednesday TioJaime (4:40:59 PM): i get to do them TioJaime (4:41:04 PM): except we're all off on monday SixHertz (4:41:04 PM): how long? TioJaime (4:41:09 PM): so i get to do two bids o ntuesday TioJaime (4:41:16 PM): hopefully this shouldn't be too tricky SixHertz (4:41:31 PM): not tricky bids? I remember the stories you told of the first ones you had to do. TioJaime (4:41:54 PM): oh yeah those were for multi-milion dollar jobs TioJaime (4:42:04 PM): what did i tell you? fuck that must've been a while ago TioJaime (4:42:15 PM): these jobs are probably a couple of thousand each SixHertz (4:42:29 PM): yeah. SixHertz (4:42:31 PM): that's good TioJaime (4:43:47 PM): i'm rereading WSK's post about her 34DDDs TioJaime (4:44:08 PM): w/nipple ring TioJaime (4:44:10 PM): oh my SixHertz (4:44:16 PM): don't go getting a semi, now. TioJaime (4:44:34 PM): if i was a boob guy, i'd be there already TioJaime (4:45:14 PM): F this, i'm gonna approve these three invoices and go home already SixHertz (4:45:23 PM): SOUNDS GREAT SixHertz (4:51:45 PM): did you ever make enough room for insaniquarium? TioJaime (4:51:56 PM): yeah i played the deluxe version TioJaime (4:52:07 PM): and actually, just two seconds ago, i found the attachment you sent me yesterday TioJaime (4:53:08 PM): i fucking had 4 large guppies, and like 3 carnivores... TioJaime (4:53:17 PM): FUCKING ALIENS ATE EVERYTHING BUT ONE GODDAM CARNIVORE TioJaime (4:53:43 PM): it was teh first time two aliens came on, and me and the stupid swordfish were concentrating on one, and the other one ate all my shit TioJaime (5:31:03 PM): THAT FUCKING FATASS RETARD ALIEN SixHertz signed off at 5:32:35 PM. SixHertz signed on at 6:05:17 PM. SixHertz (6:14:43 PM): left work right? SixHertz signed off at 6:48:12 PM.

Oh, and for some reason, shitty blogger doesn't recognize the colorname red or the hex code #FF0000 or not even the whole rgb (255, 0, 0) shit (i don't think.) Unless I'm doing this incorrectly, which is a distinct possibility.

Get Bent, blogger.com

Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith

Not sure how I scored a decent Verbal SAT score with reading comprehension skills such as mine...

Ok see, when Tio Jaime misinterprets his buddy's comments and spitefully posts, he has to eat crow. And post about it here.

Clarification chat thread
JihadJimmyCDF = Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
SixHertzWhenIPee = SixHertz... and i try not to think of him peeing, except for the purposes of a funny fake AIM SN

3:49 AM JihadJimmyCDF: there i responded JihadJimmyCDF: get bent SixHertzWhenIPee: the hell are you up? JihadJimmyCDF: yeah i'm fucking up SixHertzWhenIPee: ["snugglebunnies"]. JihadJimmyCDF: tooling around w/this new goddam browser and xanga and html and shit JihadJimmyCDF: goddamit SixHertzWhenIPee: you're drunk like me? JihadJimmyCDF: how are you drunk? JihadJimmyCDF: and no, the fucking scotch wore off 3:50 AM SixHertzWhenIPee: I'm not. I'm messin' wit yous. SixHertzWhenIPee: wow, quite the response. JihadJimmyCDF: yeah, so WTF are you asking? SixHertzWhenIPee: You said you go to war with the army you have. So, which alcoholic beverage don't you have that you wish you did? JihadJimmyCDF: oh is that what you meant? JihadJimmyCDF: whoops. sorry JihadJimmyCDF: i'd like to retract my getting pissed @ you SixHertzWhenIPee: oh, so you were serious about that? JihadJimmyCDF: yeah, so long as you were JihadJimmyCDF: but you weren't JihadJimmyCDF: so i am not SixHertzWhenIPee: yeah, bitch! SixHertzWhenIPee: JihadJimmyCDF: LOL JihadJimmyCDF: i wasn't missing any alcohol JihadJimmyCDF: i was missing cran-grape juice SixHertzWhenIPee: ahhh SixHertzWhenIPee: see, my lack-o-alcohol-awareness shows. JihadJimmyCDF: and my apparent recent localized affinity shows SixHertzWhenIPee: how the heck am I supposed to know what goes with Coke and Vodka? SixHertzWhenIPee: I never even heard of the combination alone. JihadJimmyCDF: weren't you navy? don't they drink a lot in the navy? JihadJimmyCDF: i'd never heard of that shit either! SixHertzWhenIPee: I drink shite straight. 3:55 AM JihadJimmyCDF: i can't drink straight vodka or tequila JihadJimmyCDF: only scotch JihadJimmyCDF: and mixing vodka, i ain't never seen vodka/coke JihadJimmyCDF: fuck what was the question? SixHertzWhenIPee: LOL SixHertzWhenIPee: beats me JihadJimmyCDF: wait, so why are you still up? JihadJimmyCDF: were you crafting? JihadJimmyCDF: it's 4 A-fucking-M SixHertzWhenIPee: yeah. guilty. JihadJimmyCDF: LOL JihadJimmyCDF: nice SixHertzWhenIPee: I'm screwin' around. JihadJimmyCDF: shit i wanna craft right now SixHertzWhenIPee: not tired. SixHertzWhenIPee: I wouldn't wish this game on my worst enemy... SixHertzWhenIPee: wait...yeah I would. JihadJimmyCDF: i was an asshole my freshman year JihadJimmyCDF: i introduced my roommate to Warcraft 2 SixHertzWhenIPee: LOL JihadJimmyCDF: fuck i'd go to sleep but i'm wide fuckign awake JihadJimmyCDF: i'd play insaniquarium, but i'm on the mac SixHertzWhenIPee: haahah JihadJimmyCDF: although, maybe, just maybe this new browser can save my game SixHertzWhenIPee: that's an evil game too JihadJimmyCDF: ooh JihadJimmyCDF: yeah, i'm sorry i told you about it 4:00 AM JihadJimmyCDF: oh thank God, firefox isn't letting it open JihadJimmyCDF: hey whatcha doing next weekend? SixHertzWhenIPee: well, that's the big question, actually. I know it's your birthday on sunday...could be here, or could be in Las Vegas...where are you going to be? JihadJimmyCDF: shit, dinner on saturday either in daly city or san francisco JihadJimmyCDF: then, on sunday JihadJimmyCDF: indian casino w/california craps SixHertzWhenIPee: LOL JihadJimmyCDF: and that means home early from zoo SixHertzWhenIPee: why am I still up? JihadJimmyCDF: not sure... but when you find out, start figuring out why I'm up SixHertzWhenIPee: it's 4 am.

Again, whoops. In the future I'll do a better job of interpreting my own Tio Jaime tangents

I'm going to sleep. It's waay too late.

Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith.

"by the way, fyi, the electric eel is a worthless piece of shit. there. i said it."

Insaniquarium, baby... check out popcap games

JihadJimmyCDF = Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
SixHearts = SixHertz, but in girl form but when you censor out his potty mouth

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JihadJimmyCDF (9:07:24 AM): yay i'm here at work again!
SixHearts (9:15:03 AM): insaniquarium! yay!
JihadJimmyCDF (9:15:15 AM): not enough space on my HD
JihadJimmyCDF (9:15:22 AM): and disk cleanup froze up
SixHearts (9:15:25 AM): damn
JihadJimmyCDF (9:15:25 AM): fucking asshole
SixHearts (9:15:46 AM): [SEXUALLY PENETRATING] ALIEN ATE MY EXPENSIVE FISH. [POOP CHUTE].
JihadJimmyCDF (9:16:09 AM): FUCK YOU ALIENS!
SixHearts (9:16:15 AM): LOL
JihadJimmyCDF (9:20:48 AM): i'm gonna post random shit today, but i'll try to keep it off the SHoP
JihadJimmyCDF (9:21:05 AM): unless you want to see your grade school friend mentally deteriorate right before your eyes
SixHearts (9:22:11 AM): heheh, off the SHoP indeed. When you come up for air and maintain short periods of lucidity, feel free to put in some SHoP posts. ;)
JihadJimmyCDF (9:22:22 AM): sounds good
JihadJimmyCDF (9:33:39 AM): maybe i should ditch work and go to the casino
JihadJimmyCDF (9:38:13 AM): hey you ever find the link to the FYG from the SHoP?
SixHearts (9:38:33 AM): not a direct page link.
SixHearts (9:43:44 AM): which pets u use in the game?
JihadJimmyCDF (9:44:09 AM): i usually choose the pregnant welfare fish that keeps spitting out guppies
JihadJimmyCDF (9:44:15 AM): the snail that collects coins and shit
JihadJimmyCDF (9:44:33 AM): eventually the thing that collects stars?
JihadJimmyCDF (9:44:39 AM): sometimes the swordfish
SixHearts (9:44:44 AM): ah
SixHearts (9:45:14 AM): i like the snail fish, the jellyfish clyde, and gumbo who protects my [EXCRETORY] fish
JihadJimmyCDF (9:45:57 AM): what does teh jelly fish do again?
SixHearts (9:46:07 AM): collects the coins floating.
JihadJimmyCDF (9:46:17 AM): oh maybe i never got that one yet
SixHearts (9:46:21 AM): coin collectors are tops.
JihadJimmyCDF (9:46:25 AM): yeha totally
SixHearts (9:46:39 AM): The name of it is Clyde. It was my 6th fish
JihadJimmyCDF (9:47:02 AM): i think th eorderof the pets are random
SixHearts (9:47:09 AM): I'm using stinky, clyde, and my newest fish, Nimbus--a manta ray.
JihadJimmyCDF (9:47:22 AM): what does nimbus do again?
SixHearts (9:47:38 AM): tosses up any coins or food he catches to the top of the tank
SixHearts (9:47:58 AM): that way, my other [FEMALE DOGS] can try collecting the coins again.
SixHearts (9:48:15 AM): DO YOU HEAR ME, [FEMALE DOGS]?! CATCH THE [SEXUALLY PENETRATING] COINS!
SixHearts (9:48:19 AM): :P
JihadJimmyCDF (9:48:29 AM): LOL
JihadJimmyCDF (9:48:38 AM): i sense another Insaniquarium post coming up soon
JihadJimmyCDF (9:48:50 AM): you'll like my All Play and No Work post
JihadJimmyCDF (9:48:52 AM): oh boy
JihadJimmyCDF (9:48:55 AM): gonna be a long day
JihadJimmyCDF (9:48:57 AM): i wanna ditch right now
SixHearts (9:50:27 AM): [SEXUALLY PENETRATING] ALIEN ATE MY BREEDER
JihadJimmyCDF (9:50:42 AM): wait are you serious? aliens can eat pets?
SixHearts (9:51:21 AM): there are breeder fish for 200 now.
SixHearts (9:51:37 AM): dood, didn't you install the deluxe version yet?
JihadJimmyCDF (9:52:39 AM): no, still trying to free up space on my shitty hard drive
JihadJimmyCDF (9:52:51 AM): wouldn't be a problem if this stupid computer didn't keep fucking around w/virtual memory
SixHearts (9:52:56 AM): this bullshit game is getting harder.
SixHearts (9:54:58 AM): wow, the manta ray rocks.
SixHearts (9:59:48 AM): HOLY [SEXUALLY PENETRATING] [EXCREMENT] THE TANK IS FULL OF COINS!
JihadJimmyCDF (10:00:32 AM): http://www.rhothetaphi.org/jimmy/hearts/HeartHFS.jpg
SixHearts (10:00:41 AM): AHHHHHHHH!
SixHearts (10:01:10 AM): THERE ARE SO MANY FISH I CAN'T FEED THEM ALL!
SixHearts (10:01:20 AM): OH SHIT! ANOTHER [SEXUALLY PENETRATING] ALIEN!
JihadJimmyCDF (10:01:27 AM): AHHHHHH!!! NO SURVIVORS!!!
SixHearts (10:02:37 AM): [SEXUALLY PENETRATING] FISH ARE DYING EVERYWHERE!
JihadJimmyCDF (10:04:59 AM): GAME OVER, MAN!!!!!
SixHearts (10:05:05 AM): ooh, cool pet.
SixHearts (10:05:10 AM): Amp the electric eel.
SixHearts (10:05:25 AM): electrocutes your entire tank killing your fish and turning them into diamonds.
SixHearts (10:05:32 AM): wait a second...
SixHearts (10:05:37 AM): is that good?
JihadJimmyCDF (10:05:47 AM): shit, i don't know
SixHearts (10:05:48 AM): MAYBE WHEN THE [SEXUALLY PENETRATING] FISH KEEP DYING 'CAUSE I CAN'T FEED THEM ALL!
SixHearts (10:05:54 AM): [EXCRETION]!
SixHearts (10:09:32 AM): OH [SEXUALLY PENETRATING] FATASS ALIEN!
SixHearts (10:09:51 AM): this level is gonna take forever.
JihadJimmyCDF (10:10:35 AM): you should choose the pet that [inappropriate] thereby turning them into [inappropriate]
JihadJimmyCDF (10:10:51 AM): and please remind me to censor that before putting it up on the SHoP
SixHearts (10:11:37 AM): TWO [SEXUALLY PENETRATING] ALIENS AT ONCE?!
SixHearts (10:11:40 AM): OH [EXCRETION] ON ME!
SixHearts (10:11:57 AM): no putting this up on the SHoP
SixHearts (10:12:04 AM): I swear too [BLASPHEMY] much.
JihadJimmyCDF (10:12:44 AM): fuck that then you can go back and censor yourself
JihadJimmyCDF (10:12:51 AM): so you swear
JihadJimmyCDF (10:12:53 AM): big deal
JihadJimmyCDF (10:12:59 AM): that's what men our age do
JihadJimmyCDF (10:13:04 AM): especially when playing insaniquarium
SixHearts (10:24:36 AM): [SEXUALLY PENETRATING] ALIEN ATE MY $10,000 ULTRAVORE!
SixHearts (10:24:43 AM): [SEXUALLY PENETRATION] [EXCRETION] [MALE CHICKEN] [ROUND OBJECTS USED IN ATHLETICS]!@
JihadJimmyCDF (10:24:55 AM): LOL
JihadJimmyCDF (10:24:56 AM): oh fuck
SixHearts (10:27:08 AM): ok. i give up
SixHearts (10:28:03 AM): by the way, fyi, the electric eel is a worthless piece of [EXCREMENT].
SixHearts (10:28:07 AM): there. i said it.
JihadJimmyCDF (10:28:36 AM): LOL
JihadJimmyCDF (10:28:49 AM): i think we found ourselves a post title
JihadJimmyCDF (10:29:19 AM): how familiar are you w/html?
SixHearts (10:30:13 AM): hahaha
SixHearts (10:30:17 AM): pretty familiar
JihadJimmyCDF (10:30:55 AM): i'm trying to format my text using a table, but there's a ton of white space between the hr before the text and the table itself
JihadJimmyCDF (10:31:03 AM): and just you wait until you see this post
JihadJimmyCDF (10:34:55 AM): hello?
SixHearts (10:35:09 AM): i was just reading the chat transcript. LOL
SixHearts (10:35:28 AM): no wonder they call it Insaniquarium. I went insane.
JihadJimmyCDF (10:35:33 AM): LOL
JihadJimmyCDF (10:35:41 AM): i'll try it later when i free up some disk space
SixHearts (10:36:05 AM): [BLASPHEMY], dude. it's like, 10MB. What do you have in there? a 40MB HD?
JihadJimmyCDF (10:36:21 AM): i have no idea where all my fucking space went
JihadJimmyCDF (10:36:26 AM): this is an old computer
JihadJimmyCDF (10:37:08 AM): 7 megs free on a 6 gig hd
SixHearts (10:37:12 AM): ouch

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Not sure why I'm supposed to censor out SixH's words when 1) mine are clearly visible and 2) if you're smart enough to read the SHoP, you can probably figure out what he was saying...

all my love,
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith

FUCKING ALIEN ATE MY EXPENSIVE FISH. ASSHOLE.

Here we are chatting while i'm at work. We're talking about lesbian fish and the SHoPpability of a certain mystery song. The song has been relegated to elsewhere. Go find it. There's a hint somewhere in this post.

The song in question refers back to the night of the election, 2004. SixH and I were overjoyed to see similar ballot measures across the Union defeated. Go find the song to see exactly what we're talking about.

Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith

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JihadJimmy = Tio Jaime! aka Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
TinkleFlower = corresponding Girl Parts Name of SixH's AIM screenname

JihadJimmy (11:48:25 AM): yo
TinkleFlower (11:48:37 AM): s'up
JihadJimmy (11:48:47 AM): fourth day of not really doing anything
TinkleFlower (11:48:57 AM): join the club.
JihadJimmy (11:49:22 AM): how you be otherwise?
JihadJimmy (11:49:37 AM): wait, so you just go into the office and hang out?
TinkleFlower (11:50:38 AM): doin' okay. Actually, went into the office today for about an hour and a half. All I did was, basically, help clean the office.
TinkleFlower (11:51:04 AM): Then I ran an errand, and went home, and ate lunch....and there you have it.
JihadJimmy (11:51:22 AM): damn nice
TinkleFlower (11:51:58 AM): oh yeah. Just call me slacker.
JihadJimmy (11:52:07 AM): whatevs
JihadJimmy (11:53:50 AM): i just wanna leave and play video games right now
TinkleFlower (11:54:12 AM): hehe, I'm avoiding the video games.
JihadJimmy (11:54:26 AM): i was playing Medal of Honor last night
JihadJimmy (11:54:30 AM): fuck, i hate snipers and campers
TinkleFlower (11:54:35 AM): online?
JihadJimmy (11:54:39 AM): yeah
TinkleFlower (11:54:40 AM): LOL
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JihadJimmy (1:55:48 PM): fuck this
JihadJimmy (1:55:54 PM): i'm gonna play insaniquarium
TinkleFlower (1:55:59 PM): ?!
TinkleFlower (1:56:03 PM): insaniquarium?
JihadJimmy (1:56:22 PM): you never played insaniquarium?
JihadJimmy (1:56:37 PM): http://www.popcapgames.com
JihadJimmy (1:56:45 PM): play the web version
JihadJimmy (1:57:45 PM): Ok and already I fucked it up
JihadJimmy (1:57:51 PM): http://www.popcap.com
TinkleFlower (1:58:32 PM): lol
JihadJimmy (1:58:58 PM): you playing it?
JihadJimmy (1:59:07 PM): because i guarantee you'll be able to play until dnner time
JihadJimmy (1:59:10 PM): dinner
JihadJimmy (1:59:22 PM): oh! and i found this song i was writing
JihadJimmy (1:59:37 PM): i should finish and post it
JihadJimmy (1:59:46 PM): you'll like it, we were talking about it a few moons ago
TinkleFlower (1:59:53 PM): cool
JihadJimmy (2:11:00 PM): OK
JihadJimmy (2:11:02 PM): finished
JihadJimmy (2:11:14 PM): you have the mp3 of lionel richie's "All Night Long" still?
JihadJimmy (2:11:25 PM): or are you playign insaniquarium?
TinkleFlower (2:12:01 PM): insaniquarium
TinkleFlower (2:12:02 PM): shit
TinkleFlower (2:12:05 PM): it's kinda fun
JihadJimmy (2:12:16 PM): yeah dude
JihadJimmy (2:12:21 PM): it's a pretty sweet game
JihadJimmy (2:12:27 PM): just wait until you get the cool shit
TinkleFlower (2:12:49 PM): do i have to buy the fucker?
JihadJimmy (2:12:56 PM): no the web version is free
JihadJimmy (2:13:05 PM): you get maybe 15 levls or so?
TinkleFlower (2:14:08 PM): did you find a hacked version?
JihadJimmy (2:14:13 PM): no
JihadJimmy (2:14:17 PM): haven't looked, though
TinkleFlower is idle at 2:15:08 PM.
TinkleFlower (2:15:36 PM): so that's why you changed your AOL avatar to a fish.
JihadJimmy (2:15:47 PM): umm, no, but good opint
JihadJimmy (2:15:48 PM): point
JihadJimmy (2:15:57 PM): the buddyicon is the lesbian fish from Finding Nemo
TinkleFlower is no longer idle at 2:16:05 PM.
TinkleFlower (2:16:44 PM): i hate [SLUR].
JihadJimmy (2:17:23 PM): FUCKING ALIEN ATE MY EXPENSIVE FISH
JihadJimmy (2:17:30 PM): ASSHOLE
TinkleFlower (2:22:04 PM): LOL
TinkleFlower (2:22:13 PM): i know, mine did too
JihadJimmy (2:29:08 PM): OK no more insaniquarium
JihadJimmy (2:29:17 PM): when you're ready for that song, lemme know
JihadJimmy (2:29:23 PM): i don't think it's SHoPpable
TinkleFlower (2:29:57 PM): I think we should write a song titled "FUCKING ALIEN ATE MY EXPENSIVE FISH"
TinkleFlower (2:30:11 PM): "ASSHOLE"
TinkleFlower (2:30:14 PM): LOL
JihadJimmy (2:30:28 PM): LOL
JihadJimmy (2:30:43 PM): you get carnivores yet?
TinkleFlower (2:32:24 PM): hehe, yeah
TinkleFlower (2:32:30 PM): i need to move this off of my laptop
TinkleFlower (2:32:35 PM): trackpad is too fucking hard.
JihadJimmy (2:32:46 PM): heh, i'd imagine
TinkleFlower is idle at 2:41:15 PM.
TinkleFlower is away at 2:50:15 PM.
TinkleFlower returned at 2:51:37 PM.
TinkleFlower (2:51:59 PM): shit. windows fuckin' crashed while I was playing.
TinkleFlower (2:52:06 PM): I gotta stop. That's definitely a sign.
JihadJimmy (2:52:07 PM): d'oh
JihadJimmy (2:52:19 PM): no, it's a sign you weren't playing *hardcore* enough
TinkleFlower (2:52:38 PM): LOL
TinkleFlower is idle at 2:54:21 PM.
JihadJimmy (2:57:38 PM): OK now i need a ruling on a song
TinkleFlower is no longer idle at 2:57:46 PM.
TinkleFlower (2:58:08 PM): what about "all night long"?
JihadJimmy (2:58:23 PM): we were talking about a parody "fuck you [CENSORED]"
JihadJimmy (2:58:25 PM): and i finished it
JihadJimmy (2:58:30 PM): (goodbye shock value)
TinkleFlower (2:58:38 PM): oh god.
JihadJimmy (2:58:38 PM): it's not really SHoP appropriate
TinkleFlower (2:58:46 PM): most definitely not.
JihadJimmy (2:58:51 PM): but i have it in a table right now against a black background
JihadJimmy (2:59:14 PM): so if you want to read it you'll have to highlight it
JihadJimmy (2:59:26 PM): is it SHoPpable now?
TinkleFlower (3:00:27 PM): um.
TinkleFlower (3:00:34 PM): probably not still.
TinkleFlower (3:00:37 PM): heh
JihadJimmy (3:00:42 PM): no NP
JihadJimmy (3:00:45 PM): just wanted to check first
JihadJimmy (3:00:55 PM): i'll provide a link, but will still have the lyrics blacked out
TinkleFlower (3:03:06 PM): ok
JihadJimmy (3:03:20 PM): have the mp3 ready so you can sing along
TinkleFlower (3:03:49 PM): heh, okay
TinkleFlower is idle at 3:06:11 PM.
TinkleFlower is no longer idle at 3:06:56 PM.
TinkleFlower is idle at 3:08:08 PM.
TinkleFlower (3:08:57 PM): My mp3 is playing.
TinkleFlower is no longer idle at 3:08:58 PM.
TinkleFlower (3:09:06 PM): but I have no "Fuck you [CENSORED]" lyrics!
JihadJimmy (3:09:37 PM): Hey. chill out
JihadJimmy (3:09:49 PM): go read the hot chocolate post, remind yourself about patience
JihadJimmy (3:10:04 PM): and really now, SixH, at what price decency???
TinkleFlower (3:10:18 PM): blow me.
TinkleFlower (3:10:24 PM): :D
JihadJimmy (3:10:26 PM): You should be proud of me that I didn't just try to ramrod this song into the SHoP
TinkleFlower (3:10:44 PM): 8-O <-- make like this and get ready.
JihadJimmy (3:10:50 PM): Trust me on this one: 1) it'll be worth the wait, and 2)
JihadJimmy (3:10:52 PM): pigfucker
TinkleFlower (3:10:54 PM): LOL
JihadJimmy (3:11:05 PM): 2) you'll appreciate the precautions I'm taking...
JihadJimmy (3:13:18 PM): whoa shit!
JihadJimmy (3:13:20 PM): emergency!
JihadJimmy (3:13:31 PM): lyrics clearly available on xanga
JihadJimmy (3:13:33 PM): shit!
JihadJimmy (3:13:47 PM): oh fuck fuck fuck
TinkleFlower (3:14:49 PM): LOL
JihadJimmy (3:15:02 PM): this is not what i had in mind
JihadJimmy (3:15:46 PM): are you reading it right now?
JihadJimmy (3:15:54 PM): read it quick before i change the text color to black
TinkleFlower (3:16:24 PM): see, aren't you glad you didn't put this on the shop now? :D
JihadJimmy (3:16:44 PM): no, aren't *you* glad I didn't put this on the SHoP?
JihadJimmy (3:16:46 PM): LOL
JihadJimmy (3:17:00 PM): good thng nobody reads this xanga blog
TinkleFlower (3:17:01 PM): LOL
TinkleFlower (3:17:04 PM): hahaha
JihadJimmy (3:17:06 PM): i hope not right now at least
TinkleFlower is idle at 3:18:04 PM.
JihadJimmy (3:18:49 PM): OK refresh
JihadJimmy (3:18:54 PM): situation rectified
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JihadJimmy (3:19:44 PM): when i previewed on xanga, it was black text against a black box
JihadJimmy (3:19:52 PM): but not when i publsihed
JihadJimmy (3:19:56 PM): published
TinkleFlower (3:20:03 PM): hehe, oops
JihadJimmy (3:20:21 PM): you like the song
JihadJimmy (3:20:23 PM): ?
TinkleFlower (3:20:55 PM): it's really good, actually.
TinkleFlower (3:21:10 PM): I like the "I hope you die from AIDS" line. Classic. :D
JihadJimmy (3:21:23 PM): borrowed the sentiment from michael savage
TinkleFlower (3:21:31 PM): AHAHAHAH
JihadJimmy (3:21:58 PM): OK i'm going to reference the xanga page for curious and resourceful SHoPpers
TinkleFlower (3:23:05 PM): now only if our viewers weren't just that clockwork orange google reference.
TinkleFlower (3:23:12 PM): whatever the fuck that is.
JihadJimmy (3:23:31 PM): yeah what the shit is that anyway?