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Tuesday, October 17, 2006

ha ha, your BF's a cripple

Posting this late. There's a new episode of Fri-dee Night Lights in about 11 minutes. Maybe if you're lucky, I'll have gone back and fixed the link to the future post.

Not that anybody reads the SHoP, let alone follows the links which I so carefully hunt the archives for, finding just the perfect SHoP post to fit the occasion.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

3am Criticism of Fri-dee Night Lights on stupid NBC
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JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:30:33 PM): hello dere
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:30:45 PM): this is last week's episode of Fri-dee Night Lights
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:32:45 PM): blah blah blah, stupid tv show
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:32:47 PM): SUN-DEE
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:33:21 PM): wacky protestants
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:35:32 PM): FRI-DEE NIGHT LIGHTS
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:36:34 PM): MON-DEE
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:36:39 PM): ooh cheer-chick
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:37:02 PM): ooh, UC San Diego
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:37:30 PM): (you can't tell, but that was sarcasm)
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:42:12 PM): great. chicks talking football to mrs. Coach
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:42:56 PM): this TV show would make a great movie if they took the chicks out
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:43:16 PM): whoa, is that tristin from Beauty and the Geek?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:48:19 PM): TUES-DEE
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:48:41 PM): OK and now i'm rewinding to see who that chick was
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:48:43 PM): the pepette
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:59:35 PM): so far, this sucks
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:59:40 PM): WEDNES-DEE
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:59:45 PM): oh, yeah... NBC
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:05:25 PM): THURS-DEE
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:05:32 PM): oh, and that street kid won't walk again?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:05:35 PM): something like that
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:05:54 PM): he's paralyzed, will regain upper body... not his legs
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:07:32 PM): ha ha, your BF's a cripple
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:07:47 PM): and he's dumping you?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:08:10 PM): dumb whore
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:08:12 PM): DUMB WHORE
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:08:14 PM): WHORE
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:08:17 PM): STFU WHORE
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:08:41 PM): Your Hand in Mine!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:08:54 PM): go check out my myspace page for this song...
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:09:10 PM): oh, Explosions in the Sky is coming to town the week after UCLA
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:17:18 PM): that was stupid
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:17:30 PM): HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT IT?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:17:34 PM): WHO'RE YOU?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:17:39 PM): that was fucking stupid
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:20:05 PM): did i miss fri-dee?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:20:16 PM): it's the cheer-skank's dad
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:20:30 PM): ooh cake
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:21:16 PM): maybe she'll choke her cripple BF w/a cookie
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:23:49 PM): Eyes Wide Open
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:23:58 PM): wonderful... what a shitty episode
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:24:16 PM): well that's shit
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:24:31 PM): they cut off the episode right as they're kicking off???
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