Civil Engineering on a Pleasant Sun-dee Afternoon

If I don't post this now, I won't get around to it until next Sun-dee. But you'll want to read this now.

New to the SHoP? Man oh man did you pick the wrong post to hop aboard with...

well, really, i don't have a pair of scissors in my studio apartment

TioJaime (1:11:25 PM): i just trimmed my pubes in my office ProfShewseffi (1:11:33 PM): AAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA TioJaime (1:11:48 PM): granted, my door was closed, and my office is completely empty... it still felt very naughty ProfShewseffi (1:12:10 PM): that's ok ProfShewseffi (1:12:14 PM): one time i hated some guy TioJaime (1:12:20 PM): uh oh ProfShewseffi (1:12:22 PM): i felt the need to wipe my ass on his keyboard TioJaime (1:12:32 PM): oh that's not so bad ProfShewseffi (1:12:40 PM): that's ok ProfShewseffi (1:12:43 PM): i had sex at the office TioJaime (1:13:00 PM): with a girl? with a guy? with yourself? ProfShewseffi (1:13:05 PM): girl ProfShewseffi (1:13:12 PM): that is freaking funny james TioJaime (1:13:19 PM): the sex or the pubes? ProfShewseffi (1:13:20 PM): the pubes ProfShewseffi (1:13:25 PM): you felt the need to mow your lawn at the office ProfShewseffi (1:13:34 PM): you should sprinkle it on some ppl TioJaime (1:13:34 PM): well, really, i don't have a pair of scissors in my studio apartment ProfShewseffi (1:13:42 PM): HAHaHhahAHAhahahAHAHAHAHHAhaHAH ProfShewseffi (1:13:53 PM): i should quote you TioJaime (1:14:00 PM): just point people to my blog ProfShewseffi (1:14:07 PM): you talked about it?? TioJaime (1:14:13 PM): no, i'll put this up on the blog ProfShewseffi (1:14:13 PM): dood have you thought about jerking it at the office TioJaime (1:14:21 PM): i always think about that. even at church ProfShewseffi (1:14:23 PM): and the putting the cum in the office creamer? TioJaime (1:14:30 PM): oh. no. that's kinda disturbing TioJaime (1:14:42 PM): that's also why i don't drink the coffee

You can't make this stuff up. Sometimes I tell myself, this is not my beautiful stapler it's the Jimmy who made Berkeley Engineering so degenerate. But with buddies like Professor Shewseffi and LMHBrent, maybe it's the other way around.

It could be the Southern Californian who brings out the perverted side of Berkeley Engineering. Never thought I'd say this, but we need more Berkeley Engineers to come to the SHoP so we can figure out the Circle of Perversion.

you almost got pwnd

TioJaime (1:22:11 PM): OH SHIT THERE'S SOMEBODY IN MY OFFICE ProfShewseffi (1:22:28 PM): what?!?! ProfShewseffi (1:22:35 PM): YOU FUCKING TRIMMED WITH PPL THERE?! TioJaime (1:22:55 PM): FUCK!!! one of the senior dudes came in to use the copier!! TioJaime (1:22:59 PM): good thing my door was closed ProfShewseffi (1:23:18 PM): you almost got pwnd TioJaime (1:23:22 PM): oh my TioJaime (1:23:35 PM): that would've made an even better post, though... ProfShewseffi (1:24:14 PM): HAhaHAHAHHAHAa ProfShewseffi (1:24:18 PM): you almost got pwnd ProfShewseffi (1:24:19 PM): imagine that ProfShewseffi (1:24:25 PM): you are mowing your lawn ProfShewseffi (1:24:32 PM): and then all of a sudden while you're holding out some pubes ProfShewseffi (1:24:39 PM): your boss walks in

Golf-Foxtrot wasn't phased at all when I told her this story. She somewhat expects this of me nowadays. I told her to check the SHoP later, as the depravity would find itself in SHoP-post form sooner or later. My only regret is that it's so far on the Later end of the spectrum, she's asleep.

She said she's quitting her job tomorrow. Could be an interesting week.

OK must sleep now. Big week ahead.

Tio Jaime